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David (Spartan)

@spartanmello.bsky.social
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Lover and spreadsheet maker of all things sports, physics, and Esports. Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.

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PWHL Detroit @pwhl--detroit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chefs Kiss 💅
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KALAMAZOO SENDS ITS REGARDS
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State is really going to blow this, eh?
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Andrew K. Gardner @akgardner.com · 06/09/2026
In the age of sports gambling you really have to wonder whether someone had money on the game and happened to give Michigan that extra second
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here’s my Michigan-WMU Zapruder breakdown
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
It wasn't even particularly close.
Time is expired and nobody has touched the ball.
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MacWhat @johnmacwhat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also, if you're wondering about fractional seconds, the clock rolls over when there are no fractions left. 0.1 seconds renders as 1 second. So 0 really mean no time left
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/09/2026
If you want another reason to root against Michigan in addition to the sign stealing and sexual harassment and game rigging, they are also bankrolled by Larry Ellison, the guy who ruined CBS and TikTok and is about to buy CNN: sports.yahoo.com/article/larr...
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Larry Ellison, Michigan Wolverines super-booster, moves past Elon Musk as richest person in the world
Oracle founder Larry Ellison is now the richest person in the world after surpassing Elon Musk for the title, according to Bloomberg. Ellison played an integral role in Michigan’s pursuit of Bryce Und...
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally, the University of Michigan catches a break.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 06/09/2026
The WMU player who touched the ball jumped from out of bounds, but the clock had hit 0 before the ball touched him. Don't understand this at all.
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Replay officials saw this and said put one second back on the clock.
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THE BROADCAST IS SHOWING THE BALL IN THE AIR WITH THE CLOCK AT 0:00 WESTERN WAS ROBBED
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
opbf: “congratulations to whichever ref had a bunch of money riding on this game”
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Kate @katenordstrom2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You don't have to love them, this is who they are and what they love. Cheaters to the end.
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a reuniclus @reunicluster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ann Arbor full of cheating ass losers
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GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Storming the field after beating Western Michigan is the weakest shit I’ve ever seen from a fan base
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 06/09/2026
I'm gonna need to know how Western Michigan didn't get completely screwed over there. All the replays showed 0 seconds.
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Like, check Kalshi for these refs, beyond rigged
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The Purple M&M @marissaofyork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nope this is rigged
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This shit is more rigged than a Trump beauty pageant starring his daughter.
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You see, Michigan is a protected class since Ellison is a big doner
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Sicko Spartan 🇨🇻 @cmmatthes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the only time my Chippewa wife would let me cheer for Western. Come on y'all!!!
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that is running into the kicker!!!!
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THAT WAS RUNNING INTO THE PUNTER! MODS?!? MODS!!!
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M @dirigoblu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Quick thoughts on the Browns announcing Deshaun Watson is their starting QB
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
USA wins the gold medal at the World Wheelchair Rugby championship! It's their first gold medal since 2010, they'd gotten silver at 3 straight Paralympics and the last world championships
players in wheelchairs hugging with a scoreboard that says 57 USA, 51 AUSa male player wearing USA arm sleeves hoists the trophy with his female teammate
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just in time for Trump’s mystery meat invasion.
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My beautiful German boi
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hey girl, Hao Yu doin'? #Tigers
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
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Tom Ziller @teamziller.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Youth sports under age 12 should be offered as a public service by local governments. A lot of parents just want to offer their kids a low-stakes opportunity to make friends, build character and get active.
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey @opg.bsky.social, did you smith the One Day on Pitt football? If not, heads up, there's a Pitt football One Day today for @learnedleague.com!
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What an abysmal first 20. It's truly a game against Belgium in the knockouts :(
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dang :(
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dang!
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dang
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now sub out our players so Bosnia doesn't murder them any more than they already have.
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BALL DON'T LIE, NOW GIVE US BALOGAN BACK FOR THE NEXT GAME
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David (Spartan) @spartanmello.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Where was the red card on that one? I know it didn't deserve a red card, but Balogan didn't either!!!
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