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@sparrowshift.bsky.social
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Reylo. Sometimes posts about toys and other nonsense. Sparrowshift on AO3. Mute #beardonkadonkfic if you're not following me for the reylo. 18+ she/her

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 9h
ugh I'm so jealous of new england this time of year. I won't be in 2 months 😂
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6h
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 11h
I signed up for a print exchange and am a little worried because the clock is ticking but nothing feels good enough 😭 dealing with contrast too high so the sky is blowing out.
Two cyanotypes of landscapes, one of fields with still ponds, the other of a lake with small ice chunks
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 17h
Me: ugh, I have itchy hands. Mr Sparrow: hmm, we should keep an eye on that. Cholestasis of pregnancy can cause -- Me: shhhh. Please. Stop complicating my life. I cannot have another pregnancy complication.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My son loves Minnie Mouse, talks about her all the time, wants to be her for Halloween. Mickey Mouse, however, is a non-entity. Could not care less about him. If anyone asks about Mickey it's like
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I definitely expect my son's percentage to rise as he starts school: right now his daycare is a lot of immigrant parents with kids born here.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do think if you take family out as an option, he'd definitely be more limited, but there are still a bunch of parents of friends, friends of grandparents, neighbors, coworkers, etc he could call.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone posted on the mom Facebook group looking for an immigrant to interview for a school assignment. It's blowing my mind that some people don't have anyone they can call on a moment's notice. 3/4 of my son's grandparents are immigrants 😂.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy birthday @altocello.bsky.social! Your art always blows my mind, it's incredible.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I have an ob visit my husband makes a full list of all my issues and what he recommends doing from an MFM perspective, then emails it to me. Hot.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my first ever design on a piece of clothing that's available for anyone to buy help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to help prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide ✨ boost the signal by sharing the post! ✨ buy one of the tops! All profits go directly to The Trevor Project!
a cropped closeup of the design, which features white linework of a rat with a pleading look on it's face, it's little paws holding on for dear life, above the words "barely hanging on" written in the Paterson font, with my signature just below, on a black background
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Monster penis season @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What?
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week, in House & Garden Design Notes hate... Rich British people, please leave the gross seaweed in the ocean.
I come up here with some seaweed that I've gatheredPut the seaweed in the bath, run the warm tap
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Colossal @thisiscolossal.com · 28/09/2026
Good morning from these fantastic specimens by Taehyoung Maria Jeon 🌷 www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/taeh...
a digital illustration by Taehyoung Maria Jeon of fantastical plantsa digital illustration by Taehyoung Maria Jeon of fantastical plantsa digital illustration by Taehyoung Maria Jeon of fantastical plants
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay she will probably be born a few days before the Godzilla Minus Zero release date, so I'm thinking about leaning into this and getting her a Godzilla onesie. My consolation prize for not getting to see it in theaters.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3 yo has been very into Sesame Street lately and I'm suddenly Gonger's #1 fan, I need a plush.
Gonger, a pink furry chef monster from Sesame Street
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Overheard a conversation between two moms at the park re: the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar and I can confirm that the worst people on earth are taking a hyper-local and specific situation and deciding it applies to 'the left' 🙄
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got a mini bag of flaming hot Cheetos for my son at the park. Not my thing, but he was begging me to eat one, even though he loves them. Pleeeease, are you sure, I want you to try something new, etc. I blame his Lebanese side.
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Stephne Tate @quailtea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two different salmon mugs! These came out so perfect 😭
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so curious about what he's feeling when he's pretending. Like is he 100% just imagining, or is he interpreting digestion as the baby moving around?
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly I am very curious to see what happens when I give birth. Will he give birth to an imaginary baby that also requires care that parallels the real baby. Will he just stay pregnant forever.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would say "you aren't capable of growing a baby because you're three (and also have male plumbing)" but it does not go over well. I've tried.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I'm pretty fine with them. I mostly don't wear bras so my boobs are pretty irrelevant in my life haha.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway he's the only person on the planet who has ever called my boobs big, I am literally probably in the bottom 1% of breast sizes. Like it's honestly probably pathological. 😂
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update on this: he asked why my boobs were so big compared to his. I explained only adults have boobs, and also I have very small boobs for an adult, they're just slightly bigger now so I can make milk for the baby. This morning he announced his boobs were growing so he could feed his baby. 💀
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was an art class. He was doing frantic dramatic scribbles with whatever color he grabbed first (he can do something a little more elaborate on demand, but prefers frantic scribbles). Meanwhile she was doing actually considered patterns and side-eyeing his chaos.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Met a little girl I thought was 6 but was actually almost exactly a year older than my son (so 4.5). Not sure if it was a reflection on how much they can grow in a year or my son's immaturity 💀
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You'd think as a parent if be better at estimating ages how but when I see a kid in the wild they could be anywhere from 4 to 10, I still have no idea.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am generally a pretty happy pregnant person, the hormones tend to chill me out actually, but this last week I've been super down. But I'm taking the bus to a doctor's appointment today! I love bus! Always cheers me up.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean none of the MCs have colorful hair and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am staff at an academic center that was putting together a list of potential speakers on AI... they're generally open to suggestions, but I'm pretty low on the totem poll and did not feel like I could provide a list of bluesky shitposters. Unsurprisingly, as a result their list kind of sucks.
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Briar 🦋🍂🐀 @briarlily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tentative plans to host a Love Hypothesis stream on discord for the reylos at 16:30 EDT/20:30 UTC ! Dm me for a link, I'll host in an old reylo discord for convenience
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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i keep looking for some comms or whatever you might have for me to reach my goal :) just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too! ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TLH was really cute but tbh it seems like he ate her out for 10 seconds max which hardly seems correct based on the movie's lineage.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know how it ends, but I have to do some serious AO3 skin work (images are broken, and weren't super accessible anyway so I want a more robust solution). And also I'm giving birth soon and my brain is mush from that + lack of ADHD meds. So I really don't think it's updating any time soon, sadly.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's that time of year where people promote/remember beardonkadonk, and I'm always so incredibly grateful, but also: yearly reminder that it's still incomplete. So read at your own risk!
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're really good at these
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They also might just be hiding the rolls somewhere? Maybe we'll find a huge stash?
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Third time having the biweekly house cleaners come over, what a luxury, it's great, but also the paper towels go missing every time even though they bring their own cleaning supplies. I guess we just have to sacrifice a roll to the cleaner gods every other week?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sucks that analog is so expensive though.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taking pictures with a dslr is so different from analog. And also reminds me of why I liked film in the first place. Idk, I like to just take a picture and move on with my life until it's developed, not take like 300 identical shots I then have to pick through...
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Rebecca | Palaeoplushies @palaeoplushies.com · 24/08/2026
Realistic life-size thylacine plush, designed by me and made by my sister! For sale over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylaci...
A realistic plush thylacine made of printed short velvet fabric. It stands in a field of grass
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We installed container store shelving in my son's closet and I wish I had a before. This used to be a single wire shelf on top, a hanging rod, and a mountain of shit on the floor.
Closet with elfa container store shelving: one big shelf on bottom with hangers below, two big shelves on the top, a half-hanger and two half shelves in the middle.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And extra suspicious when people act like adoption is a walk in the park and has no ethical issues involving the exploitation of women ever.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm seeing so much really intense anti-surrogacy stuff recently and I'm just wondering what's up with that. Seems suspicious.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay the Chronicles of Narnia is truly a "choose your femdom" series clearly I prefer the "some praise kink but is really condescending and also a sadist" (Lady of the Green Kirtle) but I definitely respect people who enjoy an aggressive Jadis femdom.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh no a really beautiful mean woman might kidnap me and brainwash me what will I doooo
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Raise your hand if the Lady of the Green Kirtle was your sexual awakening. I know I'm not the only perv out there.
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