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@sparrowshift.bsky.social
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Reylo. Sometimes posts about toys and other nonsense. Sparrowshift on AO3. Mute #beardonkadonkfic if you're not following me for the reylo. 18+ she/her

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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 5h
Every time I have an ob visit my husband makes a full list of all my issues and what he recommends doing from an MFM perspective, then emails it to me. Hot.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my first ever design on a piece of clothing that's available for anyone to buy help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to help prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide ✨ boost the signal by sharing the post! ✨ buy one of the tops! All profits go directly to The Trevor Project!
a cropped closeup of the design, which features white linework of a rat with a pleading look on it's face, it's little paws holding on for dear life, above the words "barely hanging on" written in the Paterson font, with my signature just below, on a black background
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Monster penis season @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What?
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week, in House & Garden Design Notes hate... Rich British people, please leave the gross seaweed in the ocean.
I come up here with some seaweed that I've gatheredPut the seaweed in the bath, run the warm tap
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Colossal @thisiscolossal.com · 28/09/2026
Good morning from these fantastic specimens by Taehyoung Maria Jeon 🌷 www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/taeh...
a digital illustration by Taehyoung Maria Jeon of fantastical plantsa digital illustration by Taehyoung Maria Jeon of fantastical plantsa digital illustration by Taehyoung Maria Jeon of fantastical plants
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay she will probably be born a few days before the Godzilla Minus Zero release date, so I'm thinking about leaning into this and getting her a Godzilla onesie. My consolation prize for not getting to see it in theaters.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3 yo has been very into Sesame Street lately and I'm suddenly Gonger's #1 fan, I need a plush.
Gonger, a pink furry chef monster from Sesame Street
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Overheard a conversation between two moms at the park re: the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar and I can confirm that the worst people on earth are taking a hyper-local and specific situation and deciding it applies to 'the left' 🙄
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got a mini bag of flaming hot Cheetos for my son at the park. Not my thing, but he was begging me to eat one, even though he loves them. Pleeeease, are you sure, I want you to try something new, etc. I blame his Lebanese side.
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Stephne Tate @quailtea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two different salmon mugs! These came out so perfect 😭
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update on this: he asked why my boobs were so big compared to his. I explained only adults have boobs, and also I have very small boobs for an adult, they're just slightly bigger now so I can make milk for the baby. This morning he announced his boobs were growing so he could feed his baby. 💀
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You'd think as a parent if be better at estimating ages how but when I see a kid in the wild they could be anywhere from 4 to 10, I still have no idea.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am generally a pretty happy pregnant person, the hormones tend to chill me out actually, but this last week I've been super down. But I'm taking the bus to a doctor's appointment today! I love bus! Always cheers me up.
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Briar 🦋🍂🐀 @briarlily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tentative plans to host a Love Hypothesis stream on discord for the reylos at 16:30 EDT/20:30 UTC ! Dm me for a link, I'll host in an old reylo discord for convenience
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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i keep looking for some comms or whatever you might have for me to reach my goal :) just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too! ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
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Support amp
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TLH was really cute but tbh it seems like he ate her out for 10 seconds max which hardly seems correct based on the movie's lineage.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's that time of year where people promote/remember beardonkadonk, and I'm always so incredibly grateful, but also: yearly reminder that it's still incomplete. So read at your own risk!
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Third time having the biweekly house cleaners come over, what a luxury, it's great, but also the paper towels go missing every time even though they bring their own cleaning supplies. I guess we just have to sacrifice a roll to the cleaner gods every other week?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taking pictures with a dslr is so different from analog. And also reminds me of why I liked film in the first place. Idk, I like to just take a picture and move on with my life until it's developed, not take like 300 identical shots I then have to pick through...
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Rebecca | Palaeoplushies @palaeoplushies.com · 24/08/2026
Realistic life-size thylacine plush, designed by me and made by my sister! For sale over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/thylaci...
A realistic plush thylacine made of printed short velvet fabric. It stands in a field of grass
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We installed container store shelving in my son's closet and I wish I had a before. This used to be a single wire shelf on top, a hanging rod, and a mountain of shit on the floor.
Closet with elfa container store shelving: one big shelf on bottom with hangers below, two big shelves on the top, a half-hanger and two half shelves in the middle.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm seeing so much really intense anti-surrogacy stuff recently and I'm just wondering what's up with that. Seems suspicious.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Raise your hand if the Lady of the Green Kirtle was your sexual awakening. I know I'm not the only perv out there.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To give everyone an idea of how seriously he takes this, he will sometimes refuse sugary snacks because "too much sugar isn't good for my baby." (I have a history of gdm, he sees me wear a monitor occasionally).
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes the 3yo drives me nuts but then I remember how he loves to give genuine specific compliments. We went to a class at the art museum and he spent a full minute telling the girl across from him exactly what he loved about her art piece ("It's so beautiful! I love the purple!" etc.) 🥹
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My son is always wary of Halloween costumes, I have to warn him and hype him up. People think it's odd, but luckily he & I are both on the same existential wavelength. Costumes can be scary! Are they going to be too hot or itchy? Am I the same person in a costume? Will my parents recognize me?
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AU where power is out for the entire block due to routine maintenance that is taking longer than expected, except for Kylo's house that somehow is on a different grid. A neighbor asks Kylo if he can charge his phone and he's like "go fuck off to a coffee shop, Bob."
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Probably too "serious" for a kids room...but some cyanotypes would look great against the yellow. I'm also working up the courage to paint some planets or something on his closet door, so stay tuned for that 🙃
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pretty happy with our color selection. This all used to be grey.
Children's room painted a deep yellow.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've been trying to lure him away so everyone's work is easier but even the most precious currency on Earth to him, Mickey Mouse Funhouse, cannot disuade him from helping paint.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The inlaws generously came to help us paint the kid room and this is just highlighting a major reason why parenting may perhaps have been easier in the past: there was always something going on. The children long for labor. My 3yo is absolutely thrilled right now.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a very moving piece that I'd recommend everyone read and consider.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would seriously give my left kidney for more audiobooks of academic texts. I use audio when I want to use my hands but still learn something, usually whatever has a short wait on Libby, and I find the pop history extra waffle of "medieval woman were just like yoooooou" so tedious.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the exposure on this one is a lot better? Idk I probably have to dodge and burn some why are negatives so hard.
Cyanotype of light coming through trees along a path. Two people are laying on a  white picnic blanket beneath.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My dad used to be really into photography and is sending me his old dslr. Which is very sweet of him 🥰. I asked if he was sure because he and my mom hike a lot. He said it made more sense for me to have it with 2 kids. How do I break it to him my first plan was chicken portraits to cyanotype 😬
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trying out different paper and negatives of old pictures I have on my computer because I (stupidly) impulsively signed up for the reddit photography print exchange. I am so bad at figuring how to get max detail out of these negatives. They're very contrast-y.
Cyanotype of trees along a path. Light shines in blocks around the tree and two people lie on a blanket underneath in a corner.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a cis woman, I've honestly even stopped pointing out the fact that trans women do not have the competitive advantage people think they do. It just feels like playing into insincere transphobic "debates." Let trans women and girls not only play, but excel at sports!
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Paint is hard. Especially when I'm putting swatches over the previous grey.
From left to right, top to bottom: Benjamin Moore copies of Farrow and Ball yellow ground, Babouche, Dutch Orange, and Sudbury Yellow
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay half the appeal of matching Farrow and Ball is that I am shit at choosing colors. The limited palette makes it easier to choose and gives me the soothing sense that I am picking a color that is definitely classy and in good taste because the fancy people who make expensive paint chose it too.
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It Is (Not) Dean @machinedean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
doll hous #dollsky
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am both influenced by marketing enough to want a paint color from Farrow and Ball, and not influenced by marketing in that I just asked the paint store to match it in a normal paint sample.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have YouTube kids set up for my son with only channels and videos I approve in advance. One is BBC Earth Kids: I love Planet Earth, figured it would have nature stuff, all good. The sheer amount of fatphobia the British are apparently able to pack into their kids nature docs is WILD.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My monthly self cyanotype challenge is done, but I'm still on my bs. Still often feels like I don't know what I'm doing.
Cyanotype of three white roses scanned with a shitty scanner. Cyanotype of three objects. From left to right: an orange, half an orange, and a bracelet with transparent round beads and hearts made by a child
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm a monthly donor. They do really important and good work. Also, they just shared a call for volunteers: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Volunteer for Palmetto State Abortion Fund
Submitting this application does not guarantee placement as a Palmetto State Abortion Fund (PSAF) volunteer. Because our work involves sensitive information and the safety and privacy of abortion seek...
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I made the mistake of peeling some green pecans so 3yo could look inside and now (according to the internet) my hands are basically stained for a month. It seriously looks terrible.
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Baby is measuring 97% percentile and I've taken to calling her Gojira which is a little rude but you know what so is having to give birth to a massive baby. (3yo measured similarly in utero but ended up being born pretty average for gestational age...so idk.)
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sparrowshift @sparrowshift.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A good thing about bluesky is that, compared to other platforms, I see far fewer arguments and news about trials involving horrifying individual situations. They don't need the degree of media attention they receive.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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