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Every time I see something like this I'm outraged. 😡 WHO has been arrested?🤔 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 Thought so.🤨 Firing into an occupied vehicle and not knowing who is inside is inexcusable. 🤬 Ban ICE THUGS. 🖕🏽🍊💩🤡

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 5h

Why? a. FDR — 4X elected POTUS b. Poor folks don't deserve help c. It destroys RayGun's L-I-E that "government is the problem."

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 5h

a saying that "if something ain't broke, don't fix it." These thieving pirates have intentionally screwed around to both break it, and then claim they need to:  a. Fix it as an emergency by reducing the benefit   b. Privatize (fees over here, fees over there) while the quality plummets c. Destroy it

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 5h

Those benefits aren't part of "mandatory spending," as the fear mongers would have you believe. They're also not giveaways, but rather a purchased benefit according to an agreement between people who work, employers, and the government. IOW, they are not "free stuff."   Where I grew up, we have

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 8h

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Men in Black, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest The Way We Were Eating Raul The Shining Full Metal Jacket

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10h

Isn't it a shame that old hardware isn't available anymore? Who still has one of those cookie drives that works? Most of them ended up burned out due to forgetting to empty the crumb tray.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10h

I reckon this'd be a good time to remind the young'uns about how we started with a browser called "Lynx"that didn't show pictures at all. Back then we were using slow connections like dial-up for social media. This meant waiting to download low-res images sent in a text code you had to extract.

Screenshot of the text-only browser called "Lynx" from Wikipedia. No pictures at all.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10h

Uhmmm...the same number of times human armies were sent to other lands to slaughter every living thing in sight? I'm going to hang up now and listen to the answer on my radio in my fortified bunk...🤦🏼‍♀️...uh, ballroom. Yeah. That. P.S. - Could y'all check to see if ya got fresh roses in your garden?

static.klipy.com

Snl Liar

Alt: SNL Liar Man. "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10h

Why do Counterfeit Chrishuns get so wound up over posting The 10 Commandments? It's not as if doing so is carved in sto...uh...wait a minute. 🤔🤨

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 10h

The ridiculous idea that we need to colonize space instead of taking care of the Earth we live on, could be stopped because 25 years from now, some colonists want to get married. Consider a colony on the Moon - wedding plans might require the option to go on a "HoneyEarth." 🤔 No. 🤨

Very red lips with honey dripping from them.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 14h

So, we're going to continue that tradition of tyrants feeding the bloodlust of the citizens? Why? To feed your need for praise and worship despite your being a dangerous criminal yourself, 47? "Might makes right" is incompatible with liberty and justice. 🖕🏽🍊💩🤡

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe part of his brain is damaged because it was decimated by decimals? I think exponents are too dangerous for him to even know about. "Nobody knows numbers like me! YYYUUUGGGEEE numbers. We're working on a plan to math all the numbers one time, then we're done. In 2 weeks."

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 23h

Who's gonna tell this brainless idiot that a lot of digits does not a large number make if it's preceded by a (-)? Which do we agree is worse? a. Negative IQ (IQ<0) b. Fractional IQ (0<IQ<1) c. Single-digit IQ d. Imaginary IQ ‎

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We both enjoy driving our 2006 MINI Cooper S. December 2026 will be 20 years, and it just turned 85,000 miles. It has a 6-speed tranny hooked to a supercharged 4-cylinder engine. Everyone should learn to drive a manual because there may be a time when it's the only thing that can save you.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Did you hear about the wizard's friend who stole a witch's broom and became a flying sorcerer?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Is that the one with great buns?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

dangerous than Osama ever dreamed of being. End the stochastic terrorism NOW. LOCK HIM UP!

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

those same m_therf_ckers who spent trillions for 21 years overseas to pretty much gain nothing, operating a criminal enterprise packed full of terrorist traitors flooding the media with the same kind of religious nut hate AGAINST US! However, to be completely fair, the #OrangeMenace is much more

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That made the people in America angry enough that they willingly gave up some of their freedom to pass a thing called the Patriot Act that gave way too much power to the government, and from that poisonous root came ICE and other dangerous gangsters. What you see every day now is the result of

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Any more news about the #OrangeMenace who incited it to happen? For those of you who are too young to remember, there was a man called Osama who hid while encouraging other terrorists to attack America. Occasionally he would make a videotape that was smuggled out to be played on American TV.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Spike very quickly found out they weren't kidding when they said the peppers in that tuna were very hot.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Anyone who just thinks there's such a creature is so **OXY**. 😉

There is no such thing as
a "conservative" Christian
for the same reason there
are no vegan cannibals.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Now, that's a lot of sandpaper tongue!

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just because something is played on a musical instrument does not make it music. Too much slappy bass? I slappa you ugly face! 😡

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Like back when Murhkah was great and we didn't coddle traitors? We certainly have made progress — a civil misdemeanor can result in immediate arrest, trial, and execution in just a matter of minutes. Damn cheapskate MAGAts won't even do the jail bed-and-breakfast followed by [REDACTED] squad. /s 🤦‍♀️

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My man looks like he be retro-ed back to da nineteen-fiddies.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

All that's needed to prevent that is for him to resign. Try telling him that, counselors.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Careful now! You could end up under a rest like this guy.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have you heard about the woman who was able to do everything in engineering? I believe they called her "Sybil?"

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, I hate to inform you that they're all over the Milky Way now.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

IMPEACH? FUCK THAT — Aren't TRAITORS supposed to be ARRESTED? 🤔😠

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They are Counterfeit Christians.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hol' muh beer while I take a ride on this here chainsaw. Minutes later: Your nuts... Ain't that sposedta be "you're?" Naw, ya ripped'em clean off — here's the left one. We think the beagle run off with the right'un.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cast Iron Dan C52s Rolling Gravel Battery Powered Orchestra ZY Top

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hear she's the treasurer at the local C*ntry Club?

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do all y'all now see and believe what momma said? Her face DID FREEZE with that ugly look, bless her heart 🖤.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why should I be embarrassed? The enormous criminal enterprise, sometimes known as the GOP, is fully responsible for all of this fuckery. YOU WERE WARNED!

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here is a simple standard we can all work from: Because you cannot unring a bill, you can also not withdraw insane statements from political figures who actually have access to deadly force.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Evil cannot be reformed. You must destroy it, then replace it with proper training and strict oversight.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

solutions. Now, the same greedy wolves in sheep's clothing have us back to high prices, streaming that buffers, and so much content spread over multiple services that you can't use a single provider. AND STILL GODDAMN STUPID COMMERCIALS.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not exactly - Cable was an infrastructure built for optimum distribution of media. You supplied the receiver and they brought a single wire to connect to it. Then came scrambling for "premium content." Bundling was almost sufficient, but still not a la carte. Endless greed caused alternative

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