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@spagini.bsky.social
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pfp by @bingobongobonko She/Her Civil Modeler, writer, and self proclaimed shrieking hag Currently working on Kopii, a 3rd party module for the Mothership SciFi Horror TTRPG!

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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
uhhh hi. can i interest you all in more walrus girl
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✦. @beastbait.art · 14/09/2026
Down to -193 now! thank you so much!! 💕💕💕🤝 yall are life savers 😭
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Reupload: Cheese
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
herron [she/her] for @/spaginithethird! what a cutie wtf.... ko-fi.com/corantus
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wolf comic
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
polycule comm for @wifibovine.bsky.social !!
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
max and barrel [both she/her] 🐱🐶💥 sketch comm for @/punkmon !! ko-fi.com/corantus
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New update from your local ADHD trans girl cartoonist. One of my freelance jobs I started two months ago is paying way later then I realized (first payment later next month maybe?). So I'm short on rent again (570 EUR) which is gonna be due next Tuesday. ko-fi.com/katiknitt/go...
Drawing of Kati checking out at a grocery store conveyor belt, holding simple looking dollar bills with a peanut on it.

Cashier off-screen: "You can't pay with... what is that!?"
Kati: "They're Goober dollars. Legal tender at any participating goofy goober..."
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Congrats Sailer, You Made It To Friday! @fridaysailer.com · 21/08/2026
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
zangoose x seviper yuri. we found love in a hopeless place
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
yeehaw lesbian miltank from ko-fi a while back 🐮💖 drag king with a stupid fake accent
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
lesbian nidoking commission ☠️☣️✨
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
obsessed with beach snorlax like that's literally the most lesbian outfit they could have put on her...
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🪲 jules z / just right !🌀 @juleshroom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a little over 300$ until they reach their initial goal of 18k, so close! i am still open for drawing requests for any donations of 25$ or more.
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🪾🌳BΘGB3ΔST🌳🪾 @b0gb3ast.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some help and relief from flare ups
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bongwaterdrinker69 @kushbreth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we need $150 to apply for an apartment - we have a pretty good chance of getting it and its pretty much perfect so we'd like to apply tonight if possible!! i know its a lot to ask but we are just trying to have housing secured before we have to leave the apartment we're in. boosts are appreciated!
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LulzyRobot @lulzyrobot.com · 20/08/2026
More changeling Charlie time... she cuts her hair so it's a bit easier to tell her apart from her fetch. (She looks human to other humans) #art | #ocs | #CoD | #CtL | #charlie
Various drawings of changeling charlie, this time with short hair. She's grumpy in most of the sketches
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
girl kissed by a mermaid
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mika [she/they/it] and akane [she/her] for @/slink-a-dink 🤖💕 ko-fi.com/corantus
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
had an idea for a patch i want to print 🐺 can't decide which version i like better tho
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🌟NIX/STARB🌟 @starsweets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
finished commission for @spagini.bsky.social!! i had a ton of fun with this one, i should draw reptilians more often 🦎 [ #art #furry #furryart #scalie #commission ]
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
deadpica [they/them] for benry! ko-fi.com/corantus/com...
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Guillaume Bonnet @zazb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you see this, post your riders! - I don't draw many of them, but if things work out the way I want them to, I'm about to get a whole lot of practice!
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Last day of summer (he/him) 🐇🔥
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🌟NIX/STARB🌟 @starsweets.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
hi everyone, here's a HUGE announcement about my commissions AND my art moving forward! (you can find the transcript in the alt text.) if you're interested in commissioning me you can reach out here, on tumblr, toyhouse, or ko-fi! here's some relevant links: starsweets.carrd.co ko-fi.com/starsweets
TRANSCRIPT: starting in SEPTEMBER, i'm going to be starting my ANIMATION DEGREE PROGRAM!
because of this, i'll be closing my commissions on AUGUST 26TH!
this is a dream come true for me! because of my disabilities, school needs to be my full priority while semesters are active. i just don't have the energy to do this and work for clients at the same time!
but before all of that, i need money to actually support myself and my similarly disabled mother while i'm learning. i will be taking on as many commissions as i get before i close them, and they will ALL be done before the end of august!
if you can't help out, shares are equally as appreciated! future commission openings will be during DEC-FEB, which is my school's off season.
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
and this recent photo of me and my dog
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
wow fursoney 🐖 [she/they]
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
my eviction court date is next week and i owe $3,864. i've gotten donations and some rent help from the country but i set up a ko-fi goal for the remaining amount i don't have covered yet. even if it's not the full amount anything i get is helpful. thanks so much !! ko-fi.com/corantus/goa...
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
tldr i got served an eviction notice this morning & my bank account is in the negatives right now. the past 2 months have been a nightmare and my situation just keeps going from bad to worse (more in-depth explanation in the 3rd pic) ko-fi.com/corantus/
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
for you
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i've been having blurred vision & migraines all week and i ended up getting an emergency appointment at the optometrist that cost me $253 ko-fi.com/corantus/
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
marion [they/them] & killy [she/her] 🦡🐈 commission for tabby! ko-fi.com/corantus
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Bayleaf 🍃 @iceghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
There was no way I couldn't draw this haha
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
wtf you made her spill her beer.
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
jeans ych - rayne & lupa [both she/they]🤘🐺 ko-fi.com/corantus/com...
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❤️Berry🌺 @cuddlehormone.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Quick experiment. I wanted to see how fast I could draw DJ job application While still keeping her recognizable. Lol
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
color sketch commission for Simone
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
very sorry to be back here again i really appreciate all the support i’ve gotten. but replacing my computer & tablet has ended up being significantly more expensive than i thought and i ended up needing $165 for consultation with a lawyer & court fees i couldn’t get waived ko-fi.com/corantus
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
kotka & toro! commission for bambi ko-fi.com/corantus
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
lesbian birds 🌱🐦🐦
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i’m kinda having the worst month of my life i’m still figuring out my overall situation but if i can at least get my acct positive to avoid more overdraft fees that would be a huge help ko-fi.com/corantus
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
kei trucks. getting over my fear of drawing cars with some lil guys
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
testing out color profiles. remember how we used to draw
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
geltra [she/her] commission for marnie !! ko-fi.com/corantus/com...
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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