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Space Monkey 3000

@spacemonkey3000.bsky.social
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"You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." And as I once said, "If you don't teach them to read, you can fool them whenever you like." - Max Headroom

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Trump: "There's never been anybody in the history of the Nobel Prize that deserves it more. I settled eight wars. I stopped the total obliteration of the world."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Psycho. He’s an absolute psycho.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cartoonist: Dennis Goris
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 05/10/2026
Katie Phang: "Todd Blanche wants to continue to hide the Epstein files from the American people. He wants to allow the existing redactions and withholdings to stand as a matter of law. He's saying what he has done is legally sufficient. And I am here to say, hell no, it is not."
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't need more motivation, but knowing we'll never have to deal with this fucking orange-pedo ass licker is icing on the cake.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Boricua405 on X @estadistarebelde1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hegseth also removed the olive branches, a traditional symbol of wishing peace, from the Department of Defense seal. This, in addition to changing the name to "The Department of War," shows the dangerous belligerency that comes from appointing a frat bro who values testosterone over statesmanship.
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Edward A. Rowe @edwardarowe1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Space Monkey 3000 @spacemonkey3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump on Iran: “Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay.” 🤬 x.com/HQNewsNow/st...
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Space Monkey 3000 @spacemonkey3000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Indeed 🤨
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Space Monkey 3000 @spacemonkey3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surprise! … (NOT) - it was always an excuse for just not wanting to accept the results of losing the election. 🤨
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this shows how monumentally stupid JD Vance is, that he walked right into that. Anyone with any clue could have seen that set-up a mile away.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Space Monkey 3000 @spacemonkey3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Accurate 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026
Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.
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Space Monkey 3000 @spacemonkey3000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently there’s no bottom to his stupidity. 🤦‍♂️
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ProPublica dropped the first story in a new series on corruption in Congress, and it starts with Sen. Susan Collins. A defense contractor illegally funneled $150,000 to a pro-Collins PAC. The company’s CEO later pleaded guilty to unlawful campaign contributions.
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Space Monkey 3000 @spacemonkey3000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For real
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eight U.S. Navy sailors assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group attempted suicide during its extended deployment, according to a letter from acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao obtained by CNN. None died.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
BREAKING: Judge Kelly just concluded there's no "national security" argument in this case (CNN/MSNOW/Politico)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a trade deficit with woman who used to own my house. I paid her thousands of dollars for her home and she paid me nothing. Now, all I have is a house worth thousand of dollars. I could have saved those thousands of dollars if I lived on a bench in the park. It's just simple Economics.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Sue Carr @scarr54.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jon Ossoff: "He's trying to put his face on the money. Did you see that? He's building a monument to himself. But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now, because no one will honor him when he's gone. Because he's a failed president and a national disgrace."
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my new favorite conspiracy theory about why all the AI bros are asking everyone to back off on developing AI
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They probably asked it how to fix the world and it said the only way was to eliminate the billionaires.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The shit is about to hit the fan.
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The people of Ireland give our #ConMan-In-Chief the welcome he so richly deserves! 🇮🇪 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 ☘️
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING WaPo: A federal judge just ruled that the Trump admin broke the law when it ordered a 50% cut in FEMA employees — including thousands of on-call workers who respond to disasters.
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Federal judge rules Trump plan to cut FEMA by 50 percent was unlawful
The judge said the plan, put together by DHS, appeared as if it was "pulled from thin air" and would impede FEMA's ability to fulfill its legally mandated duty to respond to disasters.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
And yet there are people who actually believe this clown is going to send them a check for $5,000.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why the sour puss? A woman he can’t lunge at or insult? Holding it in is a real bitch, eh?
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Edward A. Rowe @edwardarowe1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Nurse Chapel 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇺 @nurse-chapel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The sooner the better baby!!!
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump said he’s building these things because, well, no one is going to build a monument to him after he’s gone. He’s 💯 right. We’ll be spending years tearing down and undoing as much of what he did as possible.
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Peace @dogsmile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#WeDemandThe #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Awesome ❤️
A mother elephant and her baby hugging each other with their trunks
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here’s the best shirt for Halloween. 🎃
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