Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Also see: accidentally turning my phone flashlight on and blinding myself 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Accidentally opening my phone on selfie mode and recoiling in horror 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025He assigned you to the barn but never told you what to do, you’ve swept the floor for twelve seasons straight now. Farm animals wander the village freely. Your wife has had a baby. His name is WLODIJAJRMIR… you think? 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025You’ve lived in the village three years now. The man who invited you has felled the forest within a 20 mile radius now. He is constantly drunk on cherry wine. He runs in and out of the river to bathe and you’ve seen him down handfuls of poisonous mushrooms with no effect. He is your god. 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025You get to the village, you have no house, food or water. You stand shivering with five other villagers as the man who invited you builds three stone houses overnight in front of your eyes. He selects a woman for you and hands you 400 salted fish. You are happy. 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Playing Medieval Dynasty, imagine you’re a peasant sitting by the fire when a filthy half naked man comes up and invites you to his village. You begin walking there and see him on the way, punching six wolves to death. He has also felled twenty trees in this time. You know then you will never leave. 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 23/01/2025post one of your favourite animated movies from the 90s 🎥 💜media.tenor.coma cartoon cat is standing in front of a wall with a switch on itALT: a cartoon cat is standing in front of a wall with a switch on it 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025There’s a war in my tummy and both sides are losing 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I’m so tired today I can’tmedia.tenor.coma kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closedALT: a kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closed 050
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Recently watched Smile 2; it’s a worthy successor to the first film and a continuation of the trauma-as-horror genre (eg. Hereditary, It Follows). Though the film does take the unreliable narrator trope to new kind of ridiculous heights by the end, what a final scene though! 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Today’s mood: dissociating at the grocery store 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025You’d think that working a customer facing job means I’m good at talking to people No. No I am not. 050
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Escaping from reality by making a Sim who stays home reading and playing video games all the time until her utilities get shut off 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025*my coworkers telling funny stories from their childhood* *it’s literally just child abuse*media.tenor.coma cartoon of patrick star and sandy cheeksALT: a cartoon of patrick star and sandy cheeks 180
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If I was a dragon my hoard would be escapism (games, books, movies) 040
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Being a jokester on the spectrum means I tell jokes, but I do not get them 021
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 09/01/2025A 33yo woman went to work; here’s how her will to live faded 350
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 04/01/2025New year, new #promosky Shows: 📺 Hannibal 📺 Game Of Thrones 📺 Gentleman Jack 📺 Hacks 📺 Dexter 📺 The Office (US) 📺 Killing Eve 📺 Orphan Black 📺 Solar Opposites 📺 Mindhunter 📺 From 📺 Arcane 📺 Agatha All Along 📺 Bob’s Burgers 📺 Black Mirror 📺 Fallout 📺 The Last Of Us 📺 Yellowjackets 📺 Stranger Things 0130
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Playing Potion Craft feels like you’re a medieval peasant who just ate the wrong mushrooms and is tripping in woodcuts 140
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Just finished playing Unpacking. Such a lovely little game with beautiful diegetic storytelling 💓 150
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Me at work: *radiating warmth, positivity* Me at home: throw my corpse in the ganges I’m ready to go 050
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024It’s a shame Gentleman Jack got cancelled. It really filled the niche of lesbian/coal enthusiast perfectly. 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024It’s so easy to be negative on the internet Fun, too 130
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Do you ever just look at them and they’re still just your little baby? 190
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Dentist: “Have you been flossing?” Me, as my mouth fills with blood: “mhm every day, maybe too much even” 040
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024In Fable you can be a kingdom saving hero who also punts chickens across the map unprovoked 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Me every time I get a dog companion in a game: “Boy I’m sure this game isn’t going to make me choose whether my dog lives or dies” 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Me browsing my girthy games library for half an hour: *sighs* nothin’ to play 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Falling asleep to the comforting sounds of murder documentaries 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 24/12/2024A mood ring but it’s different perfumes. If I smell like a bonfire and amber call the authorities 031
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Tomb Raider sets an unrealistic standard for women I’m supposed to be able to defeat white tigers and supernatural warriors? I can’t even fend off a regular warrior 050
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 23/12/2024*Watches the cursed ring video on DVD for the extra features* “Oh sick she used her broken psyche to make this” 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024This is the cutest Christmas coffee cup I’ve ever seen 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I just finished Dead Island 2. To compare it to the first - the combat feels better, the weapons feel appropriately different from one another. The story and characters were better IMO. I felt more involved and engaged in the narrative. The upgrade system wasn’t an improvement. /1 120
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024#promosky Looking for mutuals! 🦇 Dead By Daylight 👻 Red Dead Redemption 2 🦇 The Last Of Us 👻 Yakuza Games 🦇 Skyrim 👻 Fallout 🦇 Persona 5 👻 Life Is Strange 🦇 Genshin Impact 👻 Bioshock 🦇 The Sims 👻 Stardew Valley 🦇 Dead Island 2 👻 Pokemon 🦇 Dead Rising 👻 Alan Wake 🦇 Ghost Of Tsushima 👻 Horizon FW 11471
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Dreaming of the day we have flying cars so I can watch all the ‘Deadliest Flying Car Disasters’ documentaries 020
Reposted by JellyjamAlisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Every human with two cats is fairly confident that one of them could probably make it on their own in the wild if they ever escaped. The other would last 3 days, tops. 100% could never make it on the outside. 2354
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024*offers my hot take* “Ma’am this is tepid at best” 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024*unplugging the server that contains uploaded human minds* “Hey can I charge my phone here I’m on like 3%” 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Everyone else at the comedy club: *laughing wildly* Me, stone-faced: Ah yes I see how that was funny 030
Reposted by JellyjamJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Sometimes I feel like marriage is 50% deciding what to do for dinner and then 50% also here is another gross thing currently happening to my body 1343060189
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Me trying to think of a crazy drinking story: Uhhh so this one time at the Winking Skeever… 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 18/12/2024One of my girlfriend’s cutest traits is singing along to a song I’ve made up. Girl you don’t know the words, even *I* don’t know them yet! 130
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Hey it’s [HOLIDAY] again! Time to eat the traditional [MEAT][BREAD][VEGETABLE]! 110
