Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Also see: accidentally turning my phone flashlight on and blinding myself 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Accidentally opening my phone on selfie mode and recoiling in horror 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025He assigned you to the barn but never told you what to do, you’ve swept the floor for twelve seasons straight now. Farm animals wander the village freely. Your wife has had a baby. His name is WLODIJAJRMIR… you think? 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025You’ve lived in the village three years now. The man who invited you has felled the forest within a 20 mile radius now. He is constantly drunk on cherry wine. He runs in and out of the river to bathe and you’ve seen him down handfuls of poisonous mushrooms with no effect. He is your god. 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025You get to the village, you have no house, food or water. You stand shivering with five other villagers as the man who invited you builds three stone houses overnight in front of your eyes. He selects a woman for you and hands you 400 salted fish. You are happy. 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Playing Medieval Dynasty, imagine you’re a peasant sitting by the fire when a filthy half naked man comes up and invites you to his village. You begin walking there and see him on the way, punching six wolves to death. He has also felled twenty trees in this time. You know then you will never leave. 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Stardew Valley is definitely a fav, idek how many hours I’ve put into that, Sims 4, Sun Haven Any game where I can live a peaceful little farming life really 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 23/01/2025post one of your favourite animated movies from the 90s 🎥 💜media.tenor.coma cartoon cat is standing in front of a wall with a switch on itALT: a cartoon cat is standing in front of a wall with a switch on it 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 23/01/2025“There’s more fish in the sea” Not when I’m done there won’t be 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025If I’m talking in an elevator it’s to cover my squeaky farts 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I can’t remember the last time I bought a full price game, there’s so many in my backlog I’m happy to wait until new games go on sale for a reasonable price 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025There’s a war in my tummy and both sides are losing 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Himedia.tenor.coma woman with a zombie makeup on her face is waving at a man in a room .ALT: a woman with a zombie makeup on her face is waving at a man in a room . 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I love basically all those!media.tenor.coma video game character is dancing in a room with his arms in the air .ALT: a video game character is dancing in a room with his arms in the air . 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Hi I collect books And sometimes read them too 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I’m so tired today I can’tmedia.tenor.coma kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closedALT: a kitten laying on a bed with its eyes closed 050
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025On the minus side I got distracted with Lawn Mower Simulator, the most mind numbing game I somehow enjoy On the plus side I went back to Ghostwire Tokyo which I dropped last year before finishing How’s Psychonauts 2 treating you? It’s on my backlog too 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character wearing a top hat is sitting on a tableALT: a cartoon character wearing a top hat is sitting on a table 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I saved $15 shipping by spending another $30! Wait hang on 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Watching the world burn is just too profitable 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Cheaper than people AND they keep your secrets 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025This movie and Dawn Of The Dead have me thinking Zac Snyder has a secret obsession with zombie babies 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Delicious In Dungeon gave me an appetite for cryptids 🤤 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Oh my gourd I’m so intrigued! What’s the gourd’s secret? I had Songs of the South growing up and… it has not aged well 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Um I don’t like the food you’re eating please only eat what I would eat (white bread and mayo with water for dipping) 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Hitting the enemy and not seeing anything come off their health bar 😟 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Recently watched Smile 2; it’s a worthy successor to the first film and a continuation of the trauma-as-horror genre (eg. Hereditary, It Follows). Though the film does take the unreliable narrator trope to new kind of ridiculous heights by the end, what a final scene though! 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Today’s mood: dissociating at the grocery store 020
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Thank you for explaining, both of my male cats have had this issue, I never knew neutering was a factor! 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025You’d think that working a customer facing job means I’m good at talking to people No. No I am not. 050
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Good luck! It’s an emotional journey for sure 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025If I make eye contact then the contract is signed, I have agreed to play and will be held in breach if I do not 010
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Some people define themselves by what they hate instead of what they love 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I feel like indies are happy to experiment with graphics and gameplay in a way that AAA games just don’t 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I have no idea how male cats survive in the wild when any stress just makes their kidneys implode 220
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Games like that are the root cause of my indecisiveness 110
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Did you grab it on your way to running late for school? 000
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Let me get a cheap bag of human grade kibble that’ll last me a month 210
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Escaping from reality by making a Sim who stays home reading and playing video games all the time until her utilities get shut off 030
Jellyjam @spacebearoutthere.bsky.social · 10/01/2025When you finish the book and don’t know what to do with yourself afterwards 130
