suz @souphead.bsky.social · 19hIF EVERYONE IS A "PAIN IN THE ASS" PERHAPS IT IS YOU WHO IS THE PAIN IN THE ASS! 110
Reposted by suzMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/10/2026The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe. 427116561531
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My meta algo is all out of whack again. Related: the annual salary of a senator puts most of them in the top 10% so sybau! 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm glad this dude showed his ass and got fired before his SNL cast debut. But WHY do they keep letting him host!? 030
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just got a spam call and the robot did the throat clearing noise. lolololol 100
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My only loose af association with the Eagles is I happened to see Taylor Swift at the Linc 3 years ago. And I didn't give anyone my email. First and only communication from the team. WTF!? 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Somebody (apparently) swatted the high school. again. our kids are way too used to this. 💔 100
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does this mean I (an HBO subscriber) can finally watch all the Paramount+ garbage I refuse to pay Paramount for? 100
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Carol Anne and the fuzzy TV. PS: I was 10! I guess American Werewolf in London came first but me and the other 9 year old left the theatre and waited in the lobby. 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comSpike Tied UpAlt: Spike Tied Up in a red chair, flipping the 2 fingered salute (british for 🖕🏼) 011
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026EW MYSTERY MOISTURE ON THE BOTTOMS OF MY JEANS short socks. ewwwww! 010
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Being tipsy at work is weird. Even though I'm usually the planner (not today). I'm taking my drunk ass home. Cheers 🥂 000
Reposted by suzRuby Doomsday 🏳️🌈 🧑🏻🦰 @rubizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not all men, but yeah. All women. 011
Reposted by suzAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/09/2026"And the sign says long-haired freaky people need not apply..." I just aged myself. 6644094515
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It will probably never happen again but a parent other than myself got concert tickets for the kids. I lost the Lizzy McAlpine battle but S's dad won the war! #concertmom 020
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My siblings could save each other and leave me the fuck out of it but they do not speak. Ever. 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was watching Noah Kahan live on the bus and now I'm at work crying to Orbiter at my desk. This is totally fine and professional. 😭 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is there anybody more insufferable than the current Below Deck Med cast?! Do I want to smack Gen or Nathan more? Or is it Joe? 001
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I haven't been the target audience for many many years, but I had to block the SNL subreddit because all the praise was making me feel crazy. How was any of that funny or entertaining!? 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Last night's tribute to blondes who knew they were going to win, hosted by Snoop Dogg, was pretty boring. Just promise me I'll never have to see a 68 year old TSwift tottering up some stairs to be handed an award she knew she was about to get. 000
Reposted by suzIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 5488183
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here we go again. Busy week. I'm going to this one 😄 #rolemodel #radiocitymusichall 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know I'm often distracted but this may be the first time I've noticed the little kid eating the missing raspberry in the GBBO opening but I don't think it's new 😵💫 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Avery went to the Phoebe Bridgers concert at Barclays Center (special appearance by Boy Genius!!) so I went to Applebee's and watched Jeopardy! on my phone then wandered around a Target for 2ish hours. #concertmom #teenchauffeur 110
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My cholesterol went from 234 to 149 in less than 2 months. No wonder everyone is on a statin! 001
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Forgot how much I dislike my doc's newish medical assistant. Her desk assistant is a peach, but the PA is fatphobic, opinionated, and for some reason hates mayor Mamdani? I want to like her but I just can't. She'll probably move on soon enough, they all do. 110
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I keep ordering Starbucks then walking past a Blank Street coffee on my way to pickup. It's so yummy and not $9! 100
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do I have to go move the car in the morning for those construction signs? No, you need to go move it right now or you're fucked my dude #citylife #weactuallyneedthecar 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nobody else called for toner and they changed it so I have to call the general IT help desk. The hold music sounded like some BOOOOOMY score from an explodey space movie. It was quite terrible and loud. 010
Reposted by suzshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026among other things, this is disqualifying for his inevitable potus run. if you won’t stand up to the billionaires and you can’t tell when they’re lying (which is always), you’re no better than what we have now. 691864450
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I hate invoking Idiocracy, but i would have thought it was a leaked still from the remake (also, the testosterone police poorly hiding their balding is objectively funny) 121
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Donald Trump Has a History of Pulverizing Historic Buildingsshare.googleDonald Trump Has a History of Pulverizing Historic Buildings | Artnet NewsRead an excerpt from the book 'Art and Crime: The Fight Against Looters, Forgers, and Fraudsters in the High-Stakes Art World.' 010
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my sister actually said "why do you get all these vaccines!?" when I mentioned I had to go to bed early. Well, I don't want to be knocked on my ass for weeks by illness, and you may not be part of society, but I am! It's okay to be kinda tired for a day. 020
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They've known what's coming for FIFTY YEARS. They really really don't give a shit! 001
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Very recent news that the mRNA flu vax is recommended for 50+. But it's only approved for 65+ so they didn't make enough for '26-'27 so I couldn't get it this year. But I'm covered for flu and COVID-19. Again. 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You ever track a package and watch the delivery date keep moving? 2-5 business days my ass, Gap! Of course the less important items have arrived. 000
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Protip: don't read your MRI report when you're already exhausted and crying every 10 minutes. I don't really understand it all but I can see it's not good. And I hate crying at work! 100
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Emmy show was fine. Literally not worth losing sleep over (but I did and now I have to function). I've never seen an awards show run short before. 010
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026To this day I can't remember which is Post and which is Kellogg's, but the Raisin Bran that doesn't have sugar on the flakes. And Grape Nuts. 110
Reposted by suzshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026he did many of cher’s and dolly’s most glamorous gowns but what i will always remember most about bob mackie was this iconic look. and i think he’d be fine with that. 13161751039
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was in a Mood this morning and trying not to make A's Monday Mood any worse so i packed her lunch, put it in her backpack, and went to shower. Since she NEVER EATS she thought it was Friday's and tossed it all. Bye last of the good grapes! Did this make everyone's mood worse? YEP! 200
suz @souphead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I've been admin staff on computers since Windows was blue with white text. Before Outlook. Just discovered there is a Read/Unread one-click spot right in my Outlook inbox. #learnsomethingneweveryday even by accident. 010
Reposted by suzshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if you wrote a movie script where the villain shouts out nazis like this you’d get production notes telling you to tone down the hyperbole 22976137
