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@souphaver.bsky.social
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what is a Chelsea if not a miserable pile of bits?

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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
thank you algorithm, you knew what I needed
a suggested instagram search of "black lace lingerie and tactical gear"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hi it occurred to me bsky hasn't seen edna recently, everyone better say hi
edna the tabby sits on an orange comforter, and her tongue is caught half out as she looks off screen. she is v cute and silly
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
snoding (snoopy moding) these pants are bell bottoms they look better standing up
Chelsea sits on her patio with a Monster Energy Rehab Tea + Lemonade Non-Carbonated.

her pants look weird, but she looks cute
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in bad ideas news: xy womb tattoo
stupid line sketch of a lower torso, thighs, and penis with an X over the womb and a Y below it with the tail of the Y extending on the penis. 

I'm sorry
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yea but it's sooooooo good. you wanna listen to the trans girl being a badass and passing off her boss sooooooooo baaaad
black and white spiral
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
idk why people think this lake is scary, its not eerie at all?
a woman in a purple bikini top and pale pink hat, with a bun poking out of it is chest deep in lake eerie, looking up and behind her at two seagulls flying in the sky. the sky is a beautiful pink and the water is lovely.
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wtf bsky, I can't block this freak tranny and she is annoying as shit. fix your site
a screenshot of my own profile
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
conversation saying "he eated the gundam", "he got pregante by the dugnam"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my experience with the skilift 😭
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
happy 6 months of Edna to all who celebrate. she's settled in so nicely and is the light of my life day to day, I couldn't have asked for a sweeter kitty 🥰 (even if she does need to work on her poses)
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love annoying her
edna the tabby is sniffing my foot
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
weirdo alert! commented/liked old videos after liking only my recent thirst traps!!!
@sobismballak.bsky.social is the account that acted reallt fucking weird!!
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
frotdogging with @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus 🥰
two women are at the Costco food court eating hot dogs and a chicken bake. they're very cute
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
did anyone tell you about this??
soup stands in the mirror with a smirtk in a black bra and underwear. she's fucking HOT
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
GET ON MY LEVEL bisks.net/alignment-ch...
chill vs harsh x axis. gooning vids mogging  y axis. I am the highest scoring mogger of everyone who's had takenthe test
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if you need me ill be stoned and pretending to be him
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I got news for this ad
ad with the headline "could the body potentially grow its own breast tissue"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
crazy I didn't post this
Chelsea in a green tanktop,, with a black choker, wearing a silver pendant and a sword necklace. her tongue is goin bloop
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
??????
edited pic of t4tcisphobe saying "this is why Chelsea has helped me grow so much as a person tbh since she is hard to be friends with"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
what thr fuck??? I'm challenging to be friends with???
soup is really confused
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ayoooo? I found this in my hrt paperwork????
soup holds The Game Design Reader: The Rules of Play Anthology, a game design textbook
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
women,,
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
screenshot of an overlength post saying "I saw Northernlion at a grocery store in Vancouver the other day

 I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly."
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
pic of me blocking sarah
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
girl who is going to be okay meme with the text "girl who is going to read c4t deergirl pred/prey smut on the clock"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm being denied the mandate of heaven
ao3 search results for "t4t siscon" there are 3 results
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God I love women
thumbnail for a YouTube video titled "I made runescape in Pico 8"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
okay so I went "outside" for once,,
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
image results for the Google search "anguish"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
woag
a lil cartoon guy with a huge blushing smile and and autism creature eyes
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
mourning wood :(
the lorax
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
⚖️duality is getting cat called and then 'sir'd within half an hour of each other
a selfie of Chelsea, wearing a seat belt, green bikini. silver necklaces, a white button up that is open, and black shorts with a silver moon chain belt. she has a pair of heart sunglasses over her normal glasses. her tongue is stuck out
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wfh is great because I get TBT while doing trainings. tbt is toe bean time :)
ednas black and pink toe beans on displaythe whole of Edna napping on the bed next to me, all stretched out and comfy
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the horrors
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Edna still makes me sniffly and itchy. a yea ago id have said i wouldnt put up with it, but it's so worth having such a lovely trusting and kind creature in my life
edna the tabby sits on the corner of my nightstand, confused why she's getting her pic taken
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
heard you was talkin shit
Edna the tabby sitting in a windowsill, above the camera. she is looking down at you with dismay
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
im being observed, can't get a moment of peace
Chelsea's five head laying in bed, overseen by Edna thr cat
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I swear I've told u about the sqh
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ONG OMG OMG OMG ME TOO
expression of pain
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation
a mushroom gal holding a grenade launcer
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
an overlength post saying "went out to eat, two women at the bar made some joke and I yes and'd them. had fun convo and they were like "omg you should come join us" and it was 6 women in their 30s and 40s celebrating one of their bdays with who they knew as a 21 year old man. There were 2 men they randomly added to the group there as well, who both instantly hated me (gee I wonder why I didn't understand the aggression)

this turned into my first girls night out with total strangers I never spoke to again

yet another instance of me having experiences no man would want or be comfy with"
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
selfie of soup where their eyes have been enlarged to alien proportions and their mouth has artificial frown smudging
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
only acceptable path forward
autism creature of pure white sits in the corner of a bloodstained room
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I've been waking up in the night to her keeping watch out the window and I choose to believe it's because she's protecting me 😭🥺
Edna sitting on my headboard, one leg danglin off
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Edna update she's cute and sweet and actually cuddles with me now in addition to being a menace 🥰
Edna the tabby sitting upright and looking at me like she's yelling up from the basement asking for dino nuggies
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
anyone been spanked by one of these? would it work? call mythbusters
an undercoat brush for cats. it has hundreds of thin metal tines
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@westylin.bsky.social so I don't have to reply 2x I found it again, it's the solehole. I am absolutely self reporting by sharing this knowledge :)
a jar labeled "solehole" with two feet put together and wrapped in a silicone sleeve
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
brb getting my fda approved, doctor recommended buttplug paid for by insurance
an ad for a prostate stim toy. it is fda registered, doctor recommended, and science backed. it is also sold as improving ejaculatory response (I'm sure), better prostate wellness, and improved erectile dysfunction. also 50%!!!
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Edna napped with me 🥺
Edna the tabby, paw resting towards the camera, is fast asleep next to me on the bed
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