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@souphaver.bsky.social
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what is a Chelsea if not a miserable pile of bits?

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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 9h
edna is almost back :)
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 13h
getting my gender affirmed by being better than men at dressmaker
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 14h
what if one week my shoulder stopped hurting
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 20h
what da tuna? it's cocktober? 😱
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
to anyone who's been following my hvac saga... it's done. it's fixed.
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you have any headaches? I have an ibuprofen:3
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why does my shoulder hurt when I do kegals?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the girls love it when I make pikmin noises
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh thats a work fire that's a work fire I started a month ago accidentally, didn't notice, and now it's a problem 😭
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what color would gray hair dyed in blood be you think?
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
is being a man actually being a woman?
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
laser focused on absolutely nothing rn
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🌑 @fell.energy · 25/09/2026
i hear that you and your culture have sold your striped catgirl programmer socks and bought baseball helmets
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I stopped playing warframe in 2021 what do you mean there are lesbians with monster tongues in it now
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sarah-rah-rasputin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey *gets u pregnant*
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can only fix so many of my own and others mistakes in a week. I'm tired 😤
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hate to say it but if I finally manage to secure adhd treatment it's genuinely over for u bitches 🧡
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hitting_the_dmt_cart_in_csgo.mp4
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
back pain flare day 3! yippee I love having a body
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
imagine a pepperono, that's your nipples on prog
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 23/09/2026
❕Adventurer's Tip: You can Equip your Twink🧍🏼‍♂️ with a Diet Coke🥤 to increase his Stats📊
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
disgusting! local apartment complex hangs tarp with genai fall scene in office. (not even ironed, they're stealing our culture)
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dog girl jesus @doggirldotdyke.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
not many people know this, but the first person to smoosh multiple words together was a sailor with a foot fetish - thats right, "port-man-toes" is itself a portmanteau
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the divine amaranthine @bunnstie.net · 22/09/2026
they think im working but im actually pressing the show button on content filtered posts from women
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in bad ideas news: xy womb tattoo
stupid line sketch of a lower torso, thighs, and penis with an X over the womb and a Y below it with the tail of the Y extending on the penis. 

I'm sorry
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
at war with all other Chelsea's who don't spell their name right
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you're either eating gas station roller dawgs with us

or you're eating gas station roller dogs against us
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh so that's why yall talk about prog so much 😵‍💫
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
10 g&ts wouldn't be a relapse right?
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feeling a handful of ways right now 😵‍💫
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
8 holes in a bathroom stall so I can jerk off an octopus anonymously
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🌑 @fell.energy · 17/09/2026
ferditrihadi on ig
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
friends into latex, where do I start
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so bitable and many shoud be saying this
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they should let me connect my bladder to my milk ducts. I get tired of taking off my pants
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 16/09/2026
faggots (gender inclusive)
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
klein bottle pussy
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and I'm caught up this waiting fucking SUCKS
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
considering it a microaggression that the sandwich artist put diced tomatoes on my sandwich instead of slices
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
back on my magnus shit baybeeeeeeee
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
is lego link a brickhon
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ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads) @wheneverends.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh, so fuckable isn't enough? gotta be productive? too?
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
idk why people think this lake is scary, its not eerie at all?
a woman in a purple bikini top and pale pink hat, with a bun poking out of it is chest deep in lake eerie, looking up and behind her at two seagulls flying in the sky. the sky is a beautiful pink and the water is lovely.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/09/2026
i'm becoming the inverse halimede. i think trans women should get bottom surgery because i love pussy and i'm a chaser.
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the weight of little paws on my chest will always make me smile. I feel so special that such a lil cutie wants to spent time close to me
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soup "soup" soupette @souphaver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
there's a joke somewhere about a girl into feet and her career, just wanna get my foot in the door on it
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