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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i adore internal pluralization and use it every chance i get, this list is perfect

Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

this is two straight weeks i’ve attended kids’ birthday parties rather than watch oregon football, and it seems like that’s been for the best

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

holy crap the tennis is so good

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

deeply involved in this ohio dominican cfb game

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!

A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i think 18? hard to remember everyone i saw as an undergrad air force colorado state byu utah northern iowa boston college usc new mexico san diego state tcu unlv oregon oregon state arizona stanford (2012 at autzen, i will hate this game forever) wku la tech mississippi state

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

my 9 year old son and i have been workshopping this for about fifteen minutes now, poopaportation would be incredible

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

the open door light came on during my drive home, despite all doors being closed. i researched when i got home and found that the cause was exactly what i guessed (loose sensor, thirty second fix). i felt ALIVE

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

nice that the knicks will get to win the finals in front of their home crowd

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i had never heard of these games but immediately purchased them upon seeing this box art

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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

i wanted to donate $75 but couldn't find a funny way to say it, so i just went with "washington sucks" @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

because, quite frankly, washington sucks

a handsome man thanking me for my donation. washington sucks, this cannot be stressed enough

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Katie, LLTID (little lady till i die) @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

(To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire) 🎶 I didn’t kiss my landlord 🎶

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

turned 43 in january 🫡🦅🇺🇸

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

this is an EXCELLENT article about sports gambling, absolutely make time to read this today

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

not the point at all, but this might be the first time i’ve ever heard of a woman driving a cybertruck

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

fun read! i felt like i was doing great until 1200, when the bottom completely fell out

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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...

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Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"

YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

rafael nadal won so many super bowls, dude was unstoppable on clay

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

here's a great way to help minneapolis right back against invaders. i've been feeling powerless lately, but donating here felt great!

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

me, an oregon fan watching the game rn:

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

fcs title game is pure dynamite, just stacks and stacks of dynamite

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

fcs title game rules so much

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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Shepherds, why this Jubilee?

The shepherds from Nest Entertainment's adaptation of Jesus's nativity. Jubilee from the 90s X-men cartoon has been Photoshopped into the scene. And it's a pretty good Photoshop job too, if I do say so myself.

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you” today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

i was there, and you can replace “forced” with “delighted”

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

i'll take it one step further: all conferences will be called the big ten

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

introduced my nephew to auburn football tonight. he kept asking after each ridiculous play if that was the chaos moment. haha, there's so much more stupid waiting for you, my friend

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

completely agree with how much this hurts gmail's usability, but on the other hand, it's convinced me to finally unsubscribe from all these emails i've just been deleting

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Sam Orme 🍊 @sorme.bsky.social · 21/11/2025