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Sorcy!

@sorcyress.bsky.social
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Dancer/teacher/mathematician/queer who just wants to build community and see posts from friends. My pronouns are they/them/theirs. My goal on twitter was to block every single person and I will happily do the same here, life is too short to be annoyed.

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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Racheline does good work in all sorts of spheres, this one is specifically cats! Can you help them out?
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. we invented the condom before steel. Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Shout-out to the webcomic Freefall, for pleasantly startling me by saying "we need to see the secretary of the all-powerful space station CEO" and then having said secretary be a dude. No shout out to myself for being startled by that.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Someday one of Tailsteak and I will make it to the other one's country and we'll hang out and it will be great! We've only been friends for _a goddamn decade and a half at this point_
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
You better strap up, you better find lube you better be good you sexy fuck you Santa Cocks is coming, *lyric mumbled away from mic* He's making some dicks, checking them twice putting them in the naughty and nice Santa Cocks is coming, [caption missing] #clitsmascarols
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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Scarcity mindset: Grr. It is cold. Abundance mindset: The Big Fridge is BACK ONLINE!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Today's adventure was "pick up the various books I've preordered but not actually gotten yet" day and I am thrilllled! Horror! Porn! Fantasy! Spiders! QUEERS!!!
A pile of books on a bed with dinosaur sheets. Titles include Magic University (and some short stories/novella) by Cecila Tan, Moonflow by Bitter Karella, Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle, Silver and Lead by Seanan McGuire, and The Little Book of Spiders by Simon D Pollard.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
This sounds SO COOL and it's a weekend I'll be away, so y'all better have a good time for me!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I want to be extremely clear that your answer to this question should be "yes, god yes, please yes, ideally right now"
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Regency was my intro to set dancing and boy howdy, I don't regret having slid into Scottish Country instead and that's WITH the amount I complain about SCD transphobia. I miss some of regency, but not having to be _constantly_ on my guard
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Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Are you prebeared to vote on September 9th?
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Dancing 😻 (Descrip in next tweets)
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Hey Bluesky, I'm curious! What game do you think this is referring to?
A red starburst reading "America's favourite game of skill"
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I love this ominous photo my roomie took
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It's not even that hard, just be nice and eventually say DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS and then you are friends.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
In the immortal words of Mitch Hedburg....dude you've got to wait
A plastic container of "bake shop banana nut muffins". Two of the four muffins have been eaten, and in their place is a banana
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Today I found out Talking Heads released a video for Psycho Killer (starring Saoirse Ronan) and it's absolutely perfect m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ54...
m.youtube.com
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
AI is built to undo the only great work of humanity: trying.
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Rey! 🚲 🏳️‍⚧️ @reykitty.me · 09/08/2025
queer and here
a trans pride flag flying in the breeze with the sun high in a blue, cloudless sky
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fuck yeah gender census, this is a super valuable survey and I am always happy to do it and copy my own answers about myself each year so I can track how things are going for me!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I gotta say, I really love the younger generation's thing where they tag their sentences with tone, because it's super helpful to tell people "I'm gonna have surgery (good, exciting)" and short circuit some of the "oh no" immediate response
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Got on the train, saw a nice older woman standing looking slightly needy, so I asked if she needed help with her bags. She said yes, and then cooed "you're so strong" at me and I have unlocked a bonus level of himbo!
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Opal @opalescentopal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
Photo of Tom Lehrer
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Goddamn what a man and what a legacy. Goodbye sir. I will be listening to the masochism tango tonight in your honor.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Jegus fuck is this true, and it's why fall (especially the end of November and start of December) is always so brutally hard for me, no matter how I try to prepare in advance
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I will vouch for this being a lovely, exploratory, fun toy! Do recommend!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This thread is a lot more thoughtful and nuanced than my response to any company that decides to partner with JK "fucking woman-hating transphobic shitbag" Rowling in the 2020s.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This is an extremely correct opinion and I always find it a little weird when I interact with an adult who doesn't have any plushies or stuffies. I mean, I understand some people are not that kind of sentimental but also it just feels completely foreign as a concept to not have a sleep friend
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is a dope fact and I am very pleased to know it
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Me and my sisters each had a disney movie that we were absolutely fucking obsessed with and watched over and goddamn over again as small children, and I am so proud that mine was Robin Hood!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I love being genderqueer and trans so much!!! I love having the freedom to be who I want!!!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This is a fucking doooope zine! I love the creativity!!!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Ran into the same homeless black trans woman on the T today I met a few months ago and I just am so mad that there aren't better systems than me giving her a $20 and a hug and wishing we all make it.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Retweeting for obvious reasons and also because it's a nice example of how to do alt text well and I was just complaining about that
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Me, excitedly to roommate Ezri: "I could get two free pairs of nylons if I try Chee-tos cheese puffs!" @reykitty.me, dejectedly from the other room: "the offer expired in 1968, unfortunately" (My attempt at alt text for original in next reply)
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
3/11 people on this bus are masked, which feels high. Did we start to get concerned about covid again? I'd be into that if so.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I live with this dignified young man
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Showed this to my partner's sibling who stated "he's right and he should say it"
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The preview is good and it just keeps going from there. Scarleteen is such a treasure!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I am unfortunately out of town, but the Sisters are SO GOOD and Sidequest is SO GOOD and this show sounds like it's gonna be dope as fuck!
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I like Boston and all, but am ready to stand up for America's finest whenever necessary
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
As an ADHD teacher who pulls grading all-nighters 2-3 times a year, big mood
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This photograph is art
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Yes, fully dressed for pride includes a negative covid test and an n95 mask. Part of community is protecting each other!
Selfie of a cute white genderqueer person standing in their bedroom. They are holding a negative covid test in their teeth and grinning. They are also wearing bright green glasses, spectacular rainbow eye makeup, and a t-shirt that reads "not gay as im happy, queer as in fuck the police". They are wearing black lipstick even though it will be covered by their mask, because they are not an amateur. A cute white genderqueer person on a decently crowded green line train. They have a trans pride flag stuck in their purse strap and a progress pride flag in their hatband. They are wearing bright green glasses, amazing rainbow eye makeup, and a white n95 mask.
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
So while I was at queer dance camp crying about how fucking awesome our community is, apparently this is what our community was doing <3333333
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Sorcy! @sorcyress.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This kicks ass, this dude sold fake chairs to Qutari royalty and made bank doing it, we stan a weirdo counterfeiter!
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