sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think the biggest downside to living in Canada is the chance that your neighbour might loudly be playing City and Colour 001
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026opening a food truck called GOAT BURGER, at which I only serve one goat burger 010
Reposted by sophistjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Very cool that my wife just happened to catch this in real time 1334949
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026last night I dreamt Trump renamed Lake Erie to Lake Ohio and Ontario to New York lol 000
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Police Officer: Do you know how fast you were going? Me, an empath: You wouldn't have to hit her if she didn't make you so mad. 030
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm going to be the first white rapper to rhyme 'spontaneous' with 'macadamias' 1121
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026pineapple, coconut water, lime, & rum for sure gotta be top three beverages all time 050
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026going to work while the sun's blotted out and 1,000,000 acres of the boreal forest burnsstatic.klipy.comMyanmar Aerobics DanceALT: Myanmar Aerobics Dance 1202
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I do think that we should be living our lives in a way that makes the planet less on fire 0131
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026if this isn't the vibe at the hardware store I don't want it 091
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Sheriff: this town ain't big enough fer the both of us The Obsequious Cowboy: I think we can make it work 0120
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 28/05/2025embossing many powerful spells and incantations on a roll of tinfoil wrapping it around myself and standing on my roof 060
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 28/05/2025loosing a bunch of arrows roughly in the direction of my enemies who are hundreds of miles away 080
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 28/05/2025youre gonna suck whatever I pull out this sleeve (proceeds to pull out 28ft of knotted together handkerchiefs) 061
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 26/05/2025when Natasha Bedingfield said release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin... I felt that 040
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 16/04/2025my uncle says he was in Vietnam but I think it must have been Laos or Burma or something because he only has like a 300 yard stare 061
Reposted by sophistbudum @budum.bsky.social · 14/04/2025My ocean economist buddy says nows the time to bet on the sand dollar 0274
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Drinking a concoction of bone broth and Gatorade I call Bonerade 16212
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 08/03/2025if hugs and kisses were fishes and wishes I'd still be all alone 😅 120
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025hey I don't want to alarm anybody and I know this isn't how you wanted to start the new year, but I've just been informed that the floor is lava 060
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 26/12/2024usually I'm an atheist, but around this time of year I become deeply eggnogstic 191
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Rudolph it's your fuckin nose can't you see it scares the hoes 030
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 21/12/2024just got my 23 and Me results and it turns out I am 100% neanderthal 050
Reposted by sophistNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 045571
sophist @sophist.bsky.social · 15/12/2024if my cloak is scaring some hoes, those are the hoes I want to be scared 1162
Reposted by sophistcomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 30/11/2024beavers heard the word arboretum and thought it was arbor: eat 'em 1453
