sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 02/07/2026I keep hearing about RAM prices but no one is talking about the real cost of AI scarcity? I haven’t seen an Anh Phoong billboard in months 3110
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 25/06/2026got frustrated recently at work about people writing using AI instead of using their brains! here's my take on it: sophiebits.com/2026/06/25/t...sophiebits.comThere are no lossless transformations of natural-language text 1522166
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 18/03/2026@enclose.horse any idea why sometimes one tile gets stuck as a ghost? 120
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 25/02/2026“I would’ve thought that was so cool if my parents had done that when I was little!” no you wouldn’t. you’d’ve thought it was normal 170
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 20/02/2026thinking today about how if AI takes the easy parts of our jobs then we'll just spend all day doing hard tasks instead! maybe first written about by @fredbenenson.com www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...theatlantic.comAI Is Coming for Your Favorite Menial TasksAs AI gets better at performing routine tasks traditionally done by humans, only stressful ones will be left. The work experience could suffer. 1102
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 01/02/2026saw this @muni.sfmta.com bus last night. what does it mean! this little guy is living two weeks in the future 1274
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 24/01/2026why does every ecommerce website now offer me “You’ve earned a mystery discount!! Which of the following are you most interested in:” as soon as I click on anything I really don’t think it used to be like this 4170
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 21/09/2025catching up on @dropout.tv's @smartypantsshow.bsky.social and @paulrobalino.bsky.social is amazing 1110
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 09/09/2025More blogging! I don't want AI agents controlling my laptop. Not because that's not useful, but because it's incredibly hard (impossible?) to do securely: sophiebits.com/2025/09/09/a...sophiebits.comI don’t want AI agents controlling my laptop 1426
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 23/08/2025I keep getting into conversations with engineers where I talk about how desperately I want my database to support materialized views with incremental updates and too often I get a blank stare in response. so I wrote a new post about why you should care! sophiebits.com/2025/08/22/m...sophiebits.comMaterialized views are obviously useful 1615420
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 22/07/2025I wrote a blog post sophiebits.com/2025/07/21/t...sophiebits.comTODOs aren’t for doing 38418
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 17/07/2025I have a confession to make. I've gone back and forth on whether to say anything, but I can't keep quiet any longer—not only does this look bad, it makes no sense. Please stop doing the cursor-smoothy effect that Screen Studio does. It's so bad. Not how hovering on things works!! Hello! 1170
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 17/05/2025you can always do the “5 whys” in your incident review but be careful about going past that because after like 8 whys it’s just “capitalism” 631261
Reposted by sophie alpertsophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 07/05/2025every time you think "maybe I should add a layer of caching in the application", take that energy and make the database faster instead 1617
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 11/02/2025“Important information about disputing online: You cannot change your transgender or non-binary name here but it can be done via mail.” uh, thanks TransUnion 2120
Reposted by sophie alpertUV Kravitz 🏳️⚧️ @uvbk.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Union square is full of people protesting for trans youth. Over for 4000 in attendance 2772471193
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 29/01/2025what are everyone's favorite tiny tools in the form of web pages? for the sake of argument, specifically ones that (a) do something useful and (b) don't send your data anywhere here's three that I always come back to: 15465
Reposted by sophie alpertsophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 27/12/2024kate I found it!!! give this a listen youtu.be/S3ucrGLTI9Uyoutu.beL is for the way you look at me O is for the way you look at me V is for the way you look at me E isYouTube video by PROTODOME 231
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 23/12/2024if someone handed you a button that changes your gender instantly and kills a random person somewhere in the world, how many times would you press it? 380
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 22/12/2024I wanna hear the untold stories of the huge architectural and data migrations that go into the “smallest” changes like when Slack added the ability to add someone to a group DM and *move past messages* to the new conversation or how Amazon no longer asks which Kindle to send your library book to 9935
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 13/12/2024mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the eepiest of them all? 1140
Reposted by sophie alpertrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 12/12/2024it really is amazing how quickly someone arguing in favor of "think of the children" legislation makes it absolutely explicit they think children are property with zero legal rights or protections, all while claiming to be the ones who care about child safety 17607135
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 12/12/2024I prefer CDFs over histograms for empirical data. no sense in trying to differentiate a non-smooth function 070
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 10/12/2024@mileswgriffis.bsky.social curious, what do you wear on the front of your flo mask? 030
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 06/12/2024I unfortunately never liked Calibri so I’m ready for era 3 1120
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 03/12/2024the devil works hard but the figma monetization team works harder 4779
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 02/12/2024I am a staunch anti-prescriptivist except, of course, when it comes to the words “crypto” and “algorithm” 4372
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 29/11/2024oh, you’re getting a vaginoplasty? I call that “ding-dong ditch” 5431
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 25/11/2024certainly not the point but I’m awed by the justified lines of text in this typewritten letter. was that done by hand or were there popular electronic typewriters that buffered then spaced a line? 6130
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 22/11/2024so in NYT Connections they advertise a new dark mode. but I thought, ok, I wonder if the puzzle in the illustration is a new one. bonus puzzle, I figured! after looking closer, I was shocked to discover that 1251
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 22/11/2024if you’re carrying your dog and then hold the door open for someone, would you rather hear “thank you” or “cute dog”? 160
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 19/11/2024a subtle note here is that bluesky’s blocking actually can’t possibly work the way described here because it’s not composable — one bad neighbor causes problems for anyone else in particular, the design of such a system must be resilient to bad actors blocking good ones and shan’t destroy the world 0110
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 16/11/2024I am absolutely delighted to find that out of people I don’t follow, the person followed by the largest number of my followees is… me. 4201
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 14/11/2024@danabra.mov the app has gotten a lot better in the last 1.5 years 3921
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 13/11/2024evidently aquarius ♒️ is symbolized by “water bearer”, also known as “tardigrader” 270
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 05/11/2024does anyone besides nyt have a “needle”? i.e. prediction of the final result based on votes tallied so far, rather than a plain tally that skews towards demographics of the precincts that report first 1162
sophie alpert @sophiebits.com · 04/11/2024posting for future searchers: proximity pairing with a Zoom Room on my Mac has been broken for months even though it works fine on my phone and on coworkers' laptops! I cleared caches, Zoom prefs, etc. to no avail figured it out today: I had mic mode on "Voice Isolation". works fine on "Standard". 2120