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Sophie

@sophiavp.bsky.social
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Full of malignancy and an inventor of evil things.

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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys, you’ll never guess what Ismael got tattooed on his arm. (It was a whale, specifically the dimension of whale bones.)
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s incredible what having well balanced hormones does for a body.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, the Cook County Inspector General had turned over a case to the Sheriff's internal Office of Professional Conduct that alleged a correctional officer had a stolen firearm and showed up to work under the influence and OPR seemingly did next to no investigation?
This complaint involved allegations that a CCDOC correctional officer was in possession of a stolen firearm and reporting to work under the influence of alcohol or drugs. OPR administratively closed the case because they could not contact the complainant. OPR did not interview the correctional officer, his supervisors, or coworkers. Based on its review, the OIIG has concerns that interviews were not conducted, locker search requests were not made, or a just-cause breath analysis or drug test were not performed on the officer.
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
news.wttw.com
Chicago Announces Dedicated Bus Lane on Northbound Michigan Avenue
The new 1.5-mile dedicated bus lane will be installed on northbound Michigan Avenue between Roosevelt Road and Wacker Drive in an effort to reduce delays along the downtown corridor, the city announce...
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Current conditions near Fish Creek, WI:
Image of Sam battling Shelob from the return of the king.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool how my pharmacist has given me seemingly random sized needles? Not like those are part of my hrt prescription or anything.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A portrait of an artist as a younger man
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate; there is more eloquence in a sugar touch of them than in the tongues of the French council; and they should sooner persuade Harry of England than a general petition of monarchs. Fuck! Here comes your father.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like you’re just feeding whales to the Shedd Aquarium….
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BGA union @bgaunion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First day of bargaining 💪 Today, we're starting negotiations to make sure that we have a fair deal in our next contract.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why does the pope’s massive green orb have veins?
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Day one is in the books! Made me emotional to see everyone in their SAG-AFTRA shirts and ready to fight for a strong contract!
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today the BGA Union is beginning negotiations with management. Now getting myself hyped up and listening to classic union songs. Solidarity Forever, everyone
music.apple.com
The Original Talking Union and Other Union Songs by The Almanac Singers on Apple Music
Album · 1955 · 13 Songs
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Darkness Pauls 🎃 @paulle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Hex Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this what Marina and the Diamonds were singing about?
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Chicago Sun-Times Guild @cstguild.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you!
Guild logo faintly behind black text with a white background, reading: 

We're excited to announce the Sun-Times Guild has reached a tentative contract agreement with CPM that includes protections against Al slop and layoffs due to Al.

We'll have more to share after ratification, but for now...

Thank you to our readers, supporters and community members who reached out to management. Your efforts made a difference.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m so glad Chicago has @chicagoreader.com to cover topics like this! Wishing the @chicagoreaderunion.bsky.social the best of luck with negotiations because y’all deserve the world for the great work you do! And thank you @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social for writing this piece!
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Caitlin McGlade @caitmcglade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I, the only data reporter at the Charlotte Observer, am among the McClatchy layoffs in the bloodbath today. The HR person asked me not to talk about it! AMA. Anyway, here’s a link to one of my most important stories this year. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a...
charlotteobserver.com
A Black teen found hanged near Charlotte church was a suicide, police say. Questions remain
In May, 16-year-old Juliana Nzita was found dead in a Charlotte churchyard. CMPD called it a suicide. Her family isn’t so sure.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Glad McCuskey is stepping down, but nothing will change until the LEC and LIG are structurally changed. The purpose of a system is what it does (or in this case doesn’t do). And the entire legislative oversight apparatus has been built to do as little oversight as possible.
chicago.suntimes.com
Legislative watchdog Mike McCuskey resigning in wake of complaints over handling of Benton harassment case
The state's legislative inspector general will step down at the end of the month, after a complainant raised concerns about "inaccuracies" in his report on sexual harassment allegations against ex-sta...
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel like the actors who are saying yes to the new Harry Potter show think they’re getting cast as the new Daniel Radcliffe when they’re just getting cast in a washed up remake.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Didn’t realize Two-Face camped out in Brookfield Zoo.
A close up from the image in the quoted post. There’s a man with a suit that’s half blue half black, like the Batman villain Two-Face. Plus two other people. A smaller figure in a suit and a nurse?
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear spiders, I am so sorry for complaining about your webs being everywhere. Please come back and eat all of these godawful biting flies!!
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Injustice Watch @injusticewatch.org · 02/09/2026
Reporters Carlos Ballesteros (Injustice Watch) and Emeline Posner (Investigative Project on Race and Equity) are bringing their "Taken by Taxes" reporting straight to homeowners. Free workshops next month featuring real answers and practical guidance. RSVP: airtable.com/appxuo0SNj05...
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good luck to all the stationary gays lining up outside of Paper and Pencil for Hobonichi drop day. I hope you all find the cutest little journal to use devotedly for 2-3 weeks before abandoning forever!
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have nearly walked into THREE SPIDERS ALREADY. (Including my friend in the pic below.)
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saw both Batman (1989) and Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet this weekend. I would not have told you the two films had anything in common, but turns out both prominently feature at least one Prince song!
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guess it’s getting to be that time of year…
A spider the size of a quarter has cast its web so that it’s sitting right in the middle of the stairs leading to my door.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Always a risky move when men decide to “ironically” not answer prompts on dating apps. Babe, I assume you can’t read until you prove otherwise. This is not helping.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is this imagine ingrained in anyone else’s memory by the way? Because the turtleneck and glasses combo has had a chokehold on me since I first saw this movie back when I was very young.
Michael Keaton, as Bruce Wayne, in a turtleneck and glasses.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just saw it at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social earlier and I think Batman (1989) is my favorite Batman movie. Maybe my favorite superhero movie? Every frame looks like a comicbook panel. Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson are phenomenal. And that score!! Plus Prince!! So glad to see it in 70mm!
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Because of academic probation, I once had to design my schedule with an advisor. A friend looked at the designed course load and calculated that to avoid suspension I’d need to ace every single class. They then redesigned my schedule so all I needed were Cs. Didn’t trust the advisors after that.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I came out to my aunt she didn’t get it. Anxiously, I named famous trans people, but she hadn’t heard of any of them. Eventually I said, “Uh, have you seen Rocky Horror Picture Show? You know Tim Curry’s character?” “Oh! The … murderer!?” Thanks for helping me come out, Tim.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Didn’t realize The Strokes had a new album earlier this year. Their first two albums are two of my favorite albums maybe ever? But their other stuff hasn’t done it for me as much. Idk maybe I’ll try them again. But Reality Awaits is a good listen!
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you, men, for always having at least one god-awful photo on your profile so that after we match and I develop a little crush I can look back at whatever dumb photo you decided to include and make sure I get the ick after you tell me THAT YOU MOVED TO FUCKING NEW YORK. Y R U WASTING MY TIME?!
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is this adult content? (Great comic, start at the beginning.)
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The NewsGuild-CWA @newsguild.org · 20/08/2026
Learn more about the News Not Slop campaign: www.newsnotslop.org
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NE Ohio NewsGuild @neohionewsguild.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Readers deserve journalism reported by real-life reporters, not AI. That's why Akron Beacon Journal and Record Courier staff are participating in a lunch-out, in solidarity with many other union members. We call on #USATodayCo to ensure that readers get the human-generated journalism they deserve.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And also it was horny. So incredibly horny. (Complimentary)
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hi!
A picture of the Timeline Theatre Company taken from the Argyle stop. A window has post-its on it that read “Hi!”.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Skill issue. Being single is awesome. The hardest part is not getting to split rent.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
3 down, 12 to go.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Live footage of me in a nearly empty red line train pulling up to the Addison stop, full of Cubs fans:
static.klipy.com
Gandalf in Lord of the Rings: They Are Coming
Alt: Gandalf in Lord of the Rings: They Are Coming
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m going to run for mayor and my only platform will be banning the air and water show.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I should get any day Phoebe Bridgers releases an album off from work. We should all be able to get this day off. Something to add to the next union contract….
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just to be clear if you're an adult doing Terf Wizard Bullshit, I think far less of you. I don't want to be around you. I will ghost you.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cigarettes are awesome, actually.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you’re at the beginning of transitioning:
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I usually recommend to people wanting to listen to Nirvana to start with their MTV Unplugged album.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I tried to play this game a number of times and it just never clicked. My younger sibling was incredible at it and it was like watching someone play an entirely different game. It’s not always the case, but sometimes to enjoy a game you really need to be quite good at it.
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Sophie @sophiavp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the worst games I’ve ever played.
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