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Sophia Jade!!

@soph.mom
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24, leftist dork 18+ MDNI use alt text for your media damnit 💜 @stargays.bsky.social

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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 10h
i'm like a girlstink pervert but for the smell of confusion
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sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 06/02/2026
little sister who tops her big sister that's it that's the post
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remembering that i'm really hot 🥰🥰🥰
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 30/09/2026
threatening to unplug a robotgirl's battery unless she gives me her wiring diagram
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toyotomi himejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if the backrooms was full of horny puppygirls and it was called the barkrooms. well with your financial help i can make this dream a reality. just give me fifty million dollars,
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 28/09/2026
trash chute has been occupied for like 10 minutes and I'm inches away from crashing out and sobbing in the trash room
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 27/09/2026
the horrors.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 27/09/2026
Zarya showed up and she was doing okay and I'm really happy about that. it'd been a while since we've seen her
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girlhood
My art from 2020, a female werewolf eating meat
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a cage can always be unlocked, rules can always be negotiated, relationships can always end, but surgeries are forever i will never again be able to orgasm with my dick after december 9, and if i use up my quota early, then i'm done
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice 

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i need Goth Beaker to dm me on signal
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 27/09/2026
A "happy hot dog man" with GABAPENTIN overlayed in impact font.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 27/09/2026
Three Karp Moon, made for my love @stargays.bsky.social on our first anniversary
A watercolor painting of three Magikarps bounding out of three waves. The moon is full and visible, and an aurora is behind the night aky.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 27/09/2026
maybe i should post three karp moon
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 27/09/2026
I'm like if a girl was
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 26/09/2026
many of you
a youtube thumbnail with an arrow pointing to a port on a ps vita labeled "worthless hole"
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
sapphic pov
an illustration by Spindle of the characters Ottilie and Asimov from Asi's PoV. Otti is grabbing and sucking on Asi's breasts, while Asi relaxes and looks at her. Their cat is seen next to them sleeping under the sunlight (cat's name pending)
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
The name(s) of the following person(s) is/are changed.
From [REDACTED] To Sophia Jade Lastname.
The State Registrar shall create a new live birth certificate for Sophia Jade Lastname
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
🔄 Like my mycelium would be so vast, my hyphae so sprawling. And you know what? My sporocarps would be thick as hell.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
🔄 I should be allowed one girl that I get to take home and keep. And not be asked any questions about her well-being or mental state.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
🔄 I'd be a great fuckin mushroom
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Cpt. Jade, Combat Lesbian @jessiejade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little #agendaHOUND posting inspired by all the discussions about Imperial Hound efficacy As a treat
The popular "Mental gymnastics" meme format.

The top image shows a girl simply walking across a gymnastics mat showing a simple concept that isn't complicated and is common sense.

The top post says REBEL mental gymnastics

Underneath it it says "I am going to organize an armed guerilla resistance to destroy the Empire."

The bottom image shows a much more complicated gymnastics routine with the last stunt being a ridiculous use of a jetpack to fly over a burning car.

Underneath this it says "I will lower the Rebellions hero to a mere dog beneath my feet (not my fetish btw)"

Over the next stunt it says "then I'm going to make her hump and cum on my boot again and again and again. (It is NOT my fetish)"

Over the next stunt it says "everyone will be so impressed by how cool and evil I am in my big scary evil lady costume"

Over the next stunt it says "Then I will capture more rebels and make them dress up and act like my dog to show everyone how nasty I can be."

Over the next and most ridiculous stunt it says " then I will win the war through the power of corrective rape ( I cannot emphasize enough this is NOT my fetish)"
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
🔄 I am the best poster in my system. I will not be taking questions or even consider the words I'm saying before I say them. So I say, so it shall be.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
🔄 Neci Rusalka cosplay save me
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 26/09/2026
🔄 they should make trauma that heals itself and then let me trade all of my shitty trauma and also this cool shiny magikarp for it
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 25/09/2026
i haven't played super mario odyssey but i have done the jump rope minigame 100 times in a row and the volleyball minigame 100 times in a row so i kinda have played super mario odyssey
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mercury scarygenital 🎃 @murkyuri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think i need to get pounded from behind at some point. let my brain turn to mush for a moment
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Flux, Moon-Hexed Hound @hexhound.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't worry, I'm taking good care of her, she should be back to her old self soon. Girls like this fall back into place really easily, they just need a firm hand and some soft rope 💜
some girl restrained to a bedframe in an adorable blue romper. she's blindfolded, muzzled, collared (with a bell), and has visible hickeys all across her exposed collarbone
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 24/09/2026
something Happened in the elevator and now there's a wet floor sign and it's Very Sticky
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 24/09/2026
almost asphyxiated laughing over a memory of the dumbest meme imaginable
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Jadeon Poisoning @jadeonpoisoning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me after almost getting in three accidents on my drive home today
The wolverine looking longingly at a photograph meme except it's him looking at the L
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Sartha, prince of darkness @sarthawoah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pregnancy kink and fear of it have mixed in a truly unique and difficult to explain way. The dawning realisation and sickness curdling in my stomach at the mere thought of being pregnant but the warming of my core at the idea of it being done against my will & at the feeling of nausea itself. ~>
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 24/09/2026
you can be whatever the fuck you want
Soph's pre-transistion drivers license portrait. She looks notably soulless.A picture of Soph from five minutes ago. She has longer hair and looks markedly less like a husk.
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you really put the strap in extrapolating
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 23/09/2026
the 20 minute rideshare to get to my girlfriend feels longer than the 90 minute flight beforehand
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🐌 if u post for your followers then you'll get likes for a day, but if u post for yourself then you'll get a like on every single post
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 23/09/2026
getting ma'am'd repeatedly at the airport 🥹
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 23/09/2026
my tits jiggle when I sharpen my knives btw. if you even care.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 22/09/2026
🦭 pathetic subtop puppy rut
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luna stargays 🏳️‍⚧️ @stargays.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Dr. Robotnik is wearing athletic clothes on a basketball court and dribbling a basketball, standing over Sonic the Hedgehog, who is lying on the ground surrounded by his golden rings. Tails is in the background, leaping towards Sonic to try to protect him. Robotnik is labeled progesterone, Sonic is labeled me, and Tails is labeled miles "tails" prower.
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 22/09/2026
sorry if I'm unrelentingly horny on main 200mg prog has hands
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 21/09/2026
My request for fee waiver got denied and I had to pay this out of pocket. Luckily, I got a payment plan with my psych, so I was able to file today. I'm at $115/187. Anything helps and I'm grateful for you all 💜
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 21/09/2026
i have terminal me when disease
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 05/06/2026
Beach Life-in-Death is the best song ever made, actually
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 19/09/2026
☁️ they should make a January that doesn't get so many flashbacks
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 18/09/2026
sex is when i lovingly coerce, manipulate, and take advantage of my daughter
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Sophia Jade!! @soph.mom · 18/09/2026
girl who got on 200mg prog >:)
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"an item pipe is a type of girl" - @soph.mom
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