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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all!

@soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social
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Iowan living in Germany #Eisern At the bottom of a well. Living with OCD.

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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 2h
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 2h
Just added it to my library. 💀
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 3h
Every time I think I’ve seen the bottom in terms of the depravity in the country, I’m constantly proven wrong If that’s is a way to profit from someone’s misery and suffering, not only will they do it, they will new, innovative ways to inflict even more
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 3h
Some of the greatest hits:
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 3h
Thanks! It's the first and last thing I've ever woven, on the loom I lugged across the ocean and have not set up again. #ADHD
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 3h
Kingfisher!!! Its my dream to see one in person someday. 🥰🥰🥰
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 4h
If you see this, show us some of your orange art:
An orange and purple scarf i wove on my rigid headless loom. It is hanging over a chair to show off the lines and knots in the pattern. An orange and purple scarf i wove on my rigid headless loom. It it rolled up like a snal to show off the color and tassles
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 4h
Very cool! I've been to something like this in my hometown, and seeing the way they made pills back in the day was fascinating!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 4h
My kiddo is voting for the first time this year, and I was going thru the ballot and explaining who the candidates are, etc. Kiddo was like, "How do you know so much about these people?!?" Oh sweet summer child. Your mommy is Very Online for Iowa politics. 😂😂😂 I showed him some of my memes too.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 4h
Eww
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 4h
Good lord!!!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 4h
We dont have that. Just the ol radiators.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 5h
Cute!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 5h
I got an email from James Carville on behalf of Rob Sand and who thought this was a good idea? Conservatives fucking hate that guy and so do a lot of democrats.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 5h
Oh yay! Im happy for you!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 5h
When i requested my ballot this time, they asked if I was someone living abroad who planned to return, or someone living abroad who didnt plan to return. Wtf. I'm a US citizen. It is my right to vote. Idk if i just didnt remember that from last time, or if its new.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 5h
Jede dieser Personen, deren Vermögen auf Zwangsarbeit zurückzuführen ist, sollte verpflichtet werden, ihr gesamtes Vermögen abzutreten, sodass ihnen nur noch 1 Million verbleibt.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 7h
Except "Left Behind"
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 7h
Gorgaous!!! You're so talented!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 9h
No real personal policy. Just if everyone starts complaining and I get cold too, it goes on. I hate bleeding the radiators and that is my hesitation. 😂
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Tom the Dog @tomthedog.bsky.social · 16h
Well, damn. Every sentence after that first one is a real fucking bummer. I had to look this up: the movie is called PAWN SHOP, it mimics the Renée Good murder in graphic and defamatory fashion, and it's a Ben Shapiro production. Fuck everyone involved with this shit stem to stern, and fuck ICE
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 10h
This is my strategy. 😂
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 10h
We dont have any. But they count!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 11h
The always fun game of "can we make it to November without turning on the heat" has started.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 14h
Every time cops or ICE or whatever have killed someone, that was a public state execution.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 12h
His brain isn't healthy and hasn't been for years.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 23h
This is not "a controversial vaccine trial," it's biological warfare, conducted by European researchers on African infants. It's imperialism, racism, eugenics, and the hubris of incredibly stupid people. It's denying vaccines to newborns! In what fuckin universe is this a "vaccine trial"?
theguardian.com
Controversial vaccine trial touted by RFK Jr gets go-ahead in Guinea-Bissau
Recommended dose of hepatitis B vaccine will be withheld from thousands of newborns by Danish researchers
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 22h
Looks delicious!!!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Another family annihilator I am guessing.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
Also: If your claim is going to be "but you're saying that Democrats are part of the problem, too" then my answer is "no shit? That's what this whole thread is about?" We have got to fucking deal with the fact that Democrats are not perfect. They are closer than the GOP. They are still not perfect.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I should be crocheting right now for a gift.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ani 🧹 say Ah-nee @zerokijz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm reposting this twice. Fellow white folks, it's on us to learn this stuff. If it doesn't make you sad or mad then you need to do some soul searching.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sounds wonderful!!!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Christian Slater as Jason Dean Reaction
Alt: Christian Slater as Jason Dean in Heather's. Sitting at the lunch table with two cartons of milk shrugging.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why do people have to bring more violence into the already incredibly violent world women have to deal with. I know this is a "joke" or whatever, but shit. Maybe people (men) should just stop being violent toward women.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My husband went for an academic interview, and when he talked about DoD funding he had received in the past, a person in the committee interrupted him and said, "you mean Department of WAR?!?" Hubbs was just like
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Uh, yeah. Awkward Situation
Alt: Uh, yeah. Awkward Situation Ron Lumburg, the boss from Office Space saying um, yeah while leaning on the corner of a cubicle.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same shit.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Queer? Wtf!!!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This shit is cursed and I will never believe anything else.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How about NOT SHOOTING INTO CARS.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
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Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yesssss!!!
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think we all meet in the city center of our cities. Ultra spontaneous. Or do we meet outside embassy. 🤔🤔🤔
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brb. Gonna vibe code some Adobe products.
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is amazing, but also so Ottumwa it isnt even funny. 😂😂😂
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody calls Hopkins jhu
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is awesome. 😂🥰
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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Munich skeeps: "on the day when it happens," where are we going to meet to celebrate? Someplace were we can jump and hug and cheer, and also get snacks and beer.
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you plan to watch a livestreamed public execution, chances are you would have attended a lynching 100 years ago. This is no different. Shame on you—whoever you are. #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory www.newsweek.com/pete-hegseth...
newsweek.com
Pete Hegseth pushes for public firing squad execution for Fort Hood shooter
Hegseth says Hasan's firing-squad execution should be public, potentially the first U.S. public execution in nearly 90 years.
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