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Son of Bengt

@sonofbengt.bsky.social
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 2m
Daughter 1 having a bit more luck in Edinburgh
Faint aurora in sky
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 6m
Absolute clown!
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 51m
Hnngghhh. Maybe?
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 54m
Taxi for Vanessa! 🚕
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 1h
Anyone having any success seeing Aurora this evening?
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 4h
This was the original listing. Some of the wording has been removed but it's still worth a laugh. Marketing genius or someone so far up their own arse they can taste teeth enamel? Decide for yourself! www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
rightmove.co.uk
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 5h
Remembering this cracker of a house listing
exquisite property. We lost our way for respecting true genius crafts people in trades, like they once were in a period of a respected guild. This property is a testament to human genius creativity and a celebration to the incredible natural materials of divine mother earth, it is beyond comparable. If you feel special, a unique individual or individuals with an appreciation of creative expression and craftsmanship, this is a timeless home that never feels "boring" and is a space and place, which constantly inspires you. 
The property also makes for a very good investment. It is the highest rated property on Booking,com in all of the Bristol area. The property easily commands £580.00 per night. Celebrity musicians, actors/actresses, sportsmen and women, artists, surgeons, bankers/hedge fund managers, and even successful transformed former criminals have all visited and unanimously declared it's the best they've seen/stayed in and have all left feeling "inspired". A couple of 
booking.com reviews below:
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 11h
Morning to you!
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Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock Hat Tip
ALT: Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock Hat Tip
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 12h
Hey! Soz, I had drifted off
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 21h
Now realising the earlier nap was a fatal error
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 21h
Ah ok. That makes sense. And by Christ, there are loads
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 21h
Shaddup You Face
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone's mum took a wrong turn while trying to find the toilet during a break in Blankety Blank filming and just went with it #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah. No. Fair enough
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If this is the episode I think do they play out with 'Electric Dreams'? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I will never again laugh as hard as I did when I was 8 years old and my friend at school did a version of this that went "I just called...to say...(Blows raspberry)....and I mean it from the bottom of my pants" #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fickle lot #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let the Alf posts commence #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Facebook AI nostalgia slop your aunt posts about how proper binmen were also in a backing band #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(yes it's a joke about the shape and movement of the Nostromo maintenance hatches. I'm doing this sober, ok?)
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lambert: "Oh, God. It's moving right towards you. Move. Get out of there. Behind you. Move. Dallas." #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Glitch in the matrix #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sade followed by George. Stop confusing me! #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just discovered Atheism
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How many kids were born 9 months later? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember when you had to call your friend on a landline and dreaded their twatty dad picking up the phone? Yeah. That! #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You flying now? Pretend you're God giving orders from above
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one's interested in his crinkly bottom #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#TOTP
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weird hearing the Scottish national anthem on #TotP.
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#TOTP
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Come On
ALT: Come On
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We've all regretted a curry #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He genuinely didn't relax until the second hour of #TOTP started
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oooo remember Manimal, eh? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Danny Mirror looks like he's been glued and drop kicked through a TX Maxx #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah. Weird they didn't introduce them but recognised that voice straight away
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What? This... this is actual music you want to listen to? #TOTP
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Homelander Based
ALT: Homelander Based
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The lead singer is 27, by the way. Tough paper round #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Simultaneously 22 and 54 #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doing this with no alcohol btw! #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look, we paid for an hour of these session musicians and we're getting a fucking hour, ok? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's huge? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Reach' you said? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I didn't think I would ever utter this sentence - but SClub have come to save us all! #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've heard your music It's fucking miserable #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bye Chrissie #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look, we paid for an hour of these session musicians and we're getting a fucking hour, ok? #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When your shit hat and violins can't save you #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well it's an improvement from last week but the bar was pretty low #TOTP
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