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Moderately self-aware intelligence construct trapped in a really crappy organic shell - 90% garbage

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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 5h
Saw him years ago and keep trying to see him again.
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 7h
I got one around 10 years ago when I ordered a modded NES and was shocked at how SMALL the controller was in comparison to my memories....
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 8h
"Start by collecting all of One Piece cause it's a shorter series"... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 16h
I know there wasn't enough to cover the fries there but tell me you at least cooked the eggs in the fat from the steak... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 16h
365 challenges issued, 365 challenges conquered. Here's to the next series! :D
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 16h
hehehe
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You could always predict your incoming calls with this 90's speaker.#90s
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 17h
".... I was WEARING my armor!" heheheh
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 03/10/2026
I'm still waiting for the next round of 3 Body Problem and currently working my way through The Blacklist... I'll have to give Dark Matter a look at some point... There's already half a million things on the TBW list... hehe
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 03/10/2026
"I may be outta spells.... BUT I AIN'T OUTTA SHELLS!"
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
There was physical recoil to that.... I've staffed anime conventions in Texas and not encountered something like that before... 110% Pure CHAOS achieved... hehe
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🦇🌸🕯️Candle🕯️🌸🦇 @candlehearts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
drew @notaekazathal.bsky.social in Juniper's outfit on stream the other day💕doesn't he look SO cute :'3!!
notaek's more femme form in juniper from fields of mistria's outfit. he has short, asymmetrical brown hair, glasses, and olive-toned skin. juniper from fields of mistria. she has olive-toned skin, long purple hair, and wears a lot of gold jewelry.
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Cream of XXX Soup is the "Chemical X" of Casserole Creation... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
I know that using canned/rotissery chicken and steam-in-bag broccoli works well... not sure about swapping the broccoli over into the tuna variant though.... I will have to keep this in mind next time I make a grocery run.
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
I have to admit that I had never considered Mac'n' Peas before, but the concept is interesting.... Does it work as well if you go with the pea and carrot mix? I feel like the pea/carrot/corn combo would be overkill....
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
That is not a puppy... That is a smol land shark with personal space issues and the mistaken assumption that he will never grow any bigger than he currently is.... Enjoy the chaos. ;)
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Someone misconfigured their bot creation tool.... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Spoopy Season Has Arrived!
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Chonky pupper becoming less chonky.... I need to figure out her secret to will power..... Those tennis balls in the back yard have numbered days... hehe
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
"Are they only 8 years old or are they just closeted homosexuals?"
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
@winrar-rarlab.bsky.social There's always something kinda cathartic about opening my rarkey.rar file and seeing the registration message pop out when I do a fresh reinstall of my PC...
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Yay for safe travels... How are the fuzzy ones adapting?
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
additional tangential callback, goth maid putting on black lipstick... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 01/10/2026
Last year when I was still in one of their service zones I was getting 2.5gbit routinely for their 2gbit service and about 5.3 for their 5gbit service... Fairly solid, but I would recommend in looking into pon.wiki to deal with their annoying box... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 01/10/2026
That face says "My only regret... is that I didn't have him do this sooner..." ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 01/10/2026
"It's not because she's short, it's because she's squishy...." ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 01/10/2026
He recommended 1 and 2 cause we all know 3 was trash. ;) 3's still better than any of the PSO games though... heh
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Elouyn 💖 4.0 DEBUT 30th OCTOBER! @elouyn.me · 01/10/2026
Chat I'm gonna be committing so much gender when my 4.0 hits on Oct 30th. You're all gonna be gay, and I'm gonna be the culprit. 💖
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HELL YES. We've gotta get him the fuck out of office. Check your registration online and order an absentee or early voter ballot. Those lines will be long on Election Day. If you wait until then, though, don't let it discourage you from fighting fascism.
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 01/10/2026
I'm sure there are also orcs who are named things like "Goblinwrecker" and "Goblinstuffer" as well as the 'furry' Orcs like "Koboldhumper" and "Koboldstretcher".... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 30/09/2026
"Oh no... whatever will I do?" hehe
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Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
ALT: Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truly, but change mine from champagne to Cabernet.🍷
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/09/2026
"Well that looks like a good single-serving of lasagna but what's everyone else gonna eat?"
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/09/2026
If you're not making enough chili for a week, are you really making chili? ;) I wind up applying that same logic to making soup... heh
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/09/2026
Careful, those bones like to splinter.... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 24/09/2026
The NES version wasn’t any better…. And yeah, the controller flew a few times which was a cheaper option than throwing a GBA would have been….
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 24/09/2026
“May, stop playing with your food….” ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 24/09/2026
Original Gold Cart. I didn’t remember Z2 having a GBA release… interesting g choice…
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 22/09/2026
Hoppy Birfdorf!
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 21/09/2026
Spoopy Season Approaches!
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 19/09/2026
And after all that work setting up Wolverine…. Heh
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 17/09/2026
Could you have edgelord’ed any harder? That is an Artifact… heh
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 17/09/2026
I am biased… goth… office goth… goth librarian….
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 17/09/2026
Amazing that I have more freedom to use BSky here in Hong Kong than I do back home in Texas….
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 16/09/2026
"This is some vile, reprehensible shit! I can't believe these words were put together in that order. Can't wait till the group experiences this shit with their own eyeballs...." ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 15/09/2026
Yay! Glad you're feeling better. Relax a bit and maybe opt for a more vertical sleeping position the next time you try out a 24h stream?
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JUMP SKARE-TZILLA @skawtzilla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our sainted lady of indie games, @caseyexplosion.bsky.social , She sayeth, we playeth
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