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Moderately self-aware intelligence construct trapped in a really crappy organic shell - 90% garbage

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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Someone misconfigured their bot creation tool.... ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/10/2026
Spoopy Season Has Arrived!
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 13/09/2026
The timing in my feed..... *chef's kiss*
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 13/09/2026
The juxtaposition.... heh
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/09/2026
I didn't realize how many movies I liked came out that year, but I guess I'd give the top 3 to....
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 27/08/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 27/08/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 26/08/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/07/2026
Well that was... interesting. I took more attempts at some of the Tower Bosses than I did at the Final Boss (2 attempts) Guess I'll poke at the hard modes? But unlike Minecraft I don't see a whole lot of other "post-game challenges" to be done.... Unless I wanted to start stuffing humans in balls.
Ending 'stats' screen for Palworld showing 255 of 287 pals caught for an 88% completion rate with 109 of 122 bosses defeated over 502 in-game days
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 20/07/2026
Left image: Andrew Tate striking a flaming pose
Right Image: Artist rendering of an effeminate elf in similar pose/clothing
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 10/07/2026
Hey, just so you know, BSky is basically bending over and becoming a bitch for the "we diddle kiddies" party... So enjoy that. Twitter didn't get this, but of course its owner "lives" in Texas so they won't impact his "profitability" or risk clamping down on their Misinformation Generation Machine.
Screencap of the BSky site blocking access due to the "State Requirement" that they harvest Age/Identity data from their users. A restriction that somehow does NOT appear to have been pushed to to Twitter, which in this case is owned by a "Texas Resident"....
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 12/05/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 06/05/2026
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 05/05/2026
For the record, the Pedo-in-Chief has been disliked for quite a while. Example: This profile pic from the Something Awful Forums, circa 2005....
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 02/05/2026
Oh.... well... maybe not subscribe....
Screenshot showing a part of the Git repository for the FLAC_Detective project with a .claude folder indicating that it's like AI Vibe Code
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/04/2026
"So how's that vibe coding working out for ya, chief?"
Screenshot of the bsky.app web interface showing that it has broken again and will not pull up posts
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 13/03/2026
Goofing around I decided to log into WoW to see how many characters I've left to die.... Blizzard fought for years to keep me from doing shit like this with Macros and Addons and now it's just part of the base UI? Just how decayed is this corpse?
screenshot showing the "One Button DPS Rotation" function built into the default UI for World of Warcraft, something Blizzard fought to keep players from building on their own since the early days
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 08/03/2026
Well it wasn't quite a 'perfect run' but not a bad haul... heh
Chatbox clip from FFXIV showing 2 10k GP and a 3600 GP win from Mini Cactpot and 2 0 Matches with a 2 Matching win for the Cactpot Board netting over 60k GP total
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 04/03/2026
According to things FB likes to remind me about..... It's been about 15 years since I could do shit like this.
Image of plushies on top of a 17" CRT Monitor - Dogbert, Sackboy, Windrider Cub and Tiny Angry Tauren Moonkin
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 11/02/2026
The general response to Discord's bullshit this week......
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 24/01/2026
That's a really old MacHall reference there..... well played
Protestor holding sign

THE BAG BROTHERS

Picture of Elon Must - Douche
Picture of JD Vance - Duffle
Picture of Trump looking like he's about to blow Putin - Colostomy
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 23/01/2026
For those who remember the Glory Days……
TShirt - Black with white text and simple single color character figures

Spirit Beats 
*Dwarf with several old school rare beasts*
Gotta Tame ‘em All
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/12/2025
Have you ever been pondering dino nuggies and "high potency" beverages only to realize that you're out of dino nuggies and then encounter something that pushes you right into "FUCK IT" territory? Well I did and now I'm sharing it before I go get chicken fingies in place of the dino nuggies....
Text:  In a Perfect World, we would have gotten this Naruto Live-Action adaptaion

Leonard DiCaprio dressed as Naruto, Michael Jackson as Orochimaru and Keanu Reeves as Sauske from the first series of the anime
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 24/12/2025
Wow... we've managed to overload bsky.... Why hasn't the achievement popup fired? ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 17/12/2025
Steam says "You have issue, bro...." ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 12/12/2025
@glacierclear.bsky.social So.... couple dozen of these? ;)
image of deviled eggs with smaller deviled eggs on top as a garnish
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 06/12/2025
The Shining series is a good call.... Personally I want a new cluster of Phantasy Star games WITHOUT THE ONLINE SUFFIX ADDED....
Screenshot of the final battle in Phantasy Star IV -

Lineup:  Wren, Rika, Chaz, Rune, Raja

Chaz is in process of casting Megid
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 28/11/2025
"Gobble, Gobble" indeed.... o_O
Assumed Offscreen:  Chicken plowing a Duck plowing a Turkey

On screen:
Rabbit Cameraman: It's a Turducken.... you know, a chicken inside a duck inside a turk-

Other Rabbit: You're Not Supposed To Make THANKSGIVING PORN!
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 23/11/2025
Bad hard boiled eggs are as you described... "Proper" or even "good" hard boiled eggs aren't that bad... But it's deceptively hard to make a decent one to start with...
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 07/11/2025
….. it’s not wrong.
Picture of a little Debbie oatmeal cream pie in wrapper

Text: I'm gonna start calling these MILF PIES! They are nice and round got a lil stretch marks and full of cream
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 05/11/2025
"Fuck you, Governor Matchbox".... Let's be real, HotWheels are too upscale for this fucker.....
Screen cap from Twitter

Greg Abbot (Governon - Texas):
Join me for a moment of silence for NYC

Thoughts & Prayers *praying hands emoji*

Jo:
This is more emotion that you showed in the wake of Uvalde, Greg.
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 31/10/2025
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 23/10/2025
@vtmbloodlines.bsky.social .... you'd better not be teasing people with this. ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 23/10/2025
"y stem slo?" ;)
screenshot of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 installing via Steam with a peak transfer speed of 1.7Gbps
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 21/10/2025
That's some scary shit.....
protest sign with a doctored image of Trump in drag

Text of sign:
New Drag Name: ReLisa D'Files
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 18/10/2025
STREET BURGERS!
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 15/10/2025
"The Epstein Files are in another castle...."
Edited Super Mario Brothers 3 screenshot with Mario in the Frog suit in the throne room facing off against masked Koopas with a 'king' Trump on the throne and Toad in a JD Vance beard

Text:  I've had spicier tamales!!
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 15/10/2025
This feels AI generated, would be amusing if it was by Grok.... heh
Image of (a somewhat off-model) Optimus Prime using a cybertruck as a urinal - Suspect the image was AI generated...
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 14/10/2025
Also.... "Portland". ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 13/10/2025
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 11/10/2025
That rat bastard..... ;)
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Copper is so recyclable that stuff that was mined pre-BC is still being used today.

So what you're telling me is that when the copper head in my old '78 Volvo cracked when it blew the head gasket it was actually Ea-nasir's fault again? That son of a bitch...
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 11/10/2025
This is still one of my all time fav memes......
Screenshot of an image selection CAPTCHA

"Select all squares with
the ship of Theseus"

over a picture of an ancient greek ship
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 11/10/2025
Someone really should debug their automated email code.....
Screenshot of an automated email

Text:
Thank you for ordering through our site!  Get off next time

Here's a special discount as a thank you for ordering delivery through our website. Get off your next * order on our website. Now through 12/31.
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 10/10/2025
I do hope this is Chicago.... ;)
Hotdog Vendor Cart with sign

Sign: ICE Agents: Free Hot Dog (Please show ID)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 01/10/2025
Trying out some Canadian specialities before flying out….
Image of a bag of Ketchup Lays and All Dressed Ruffles
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 29/09/2025
That’s a strange way to spell “I’m having a wank”….
Door hanger at a hotel

Text : 
PRIVACY PLEASE
I'M WATCHING
TED Talks
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 24/09/2025
@maegodhavemercy.com Look at these damn dirty lies! ;) I still want Crystal Pepsi as a permanent option. And I'm pondering if they could do a Wild Cherry version of it....
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 21/09/2025
@redcomets.net
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 21/09/2025
@sussydonna.bsky.social has @lluisabadias.bsky.social busted out this move yet? ;)
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/dev/null @somuch.wtf · 19/09/2025
@jacobburgess.bsky.social A Glorious meme.... hehe
Meme image posed by philly_dragonfly

Gowron from Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deep Space Nine holding a dagger

Caption:  Today Is A Good Day To Release The Epstein Files
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