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ÆthelRob, The Unready

@somewhatrob.bsky.social
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Edmonton European Associate I was an extra in an Oscar winning movie. I won an Oscar. Rob runs on Irn Bru.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 4h
it wasn't me I swear but if I notice some good deals on the dark web I can't promise I won't order some of that sweet illicit Irn Bru
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 8h
In honour of the impending snow tonight/tomorrow youtu.be/Q_KgQsMp6jk?...
youtu.be
Snowed In/Cruisin'
YouTube video by Joel Plaskett - Topic
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 8h
still waiting on that call to see if I won the Nobel Prize for Alchemy.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 22h
Seems plausible but most of it was working in radio and trying to stay ahead of the everybody gets fired a few times trope by quitting and taking another job before I had a chance to be fired. Best defence is a good offence.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats on your Nobel Prize
Former Minnesota Governor Arne Carlson not Anne Carson
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Places I’ve moved to multiple times: Minnesota 2 Ontario 3 Nova Scotia 4 Saskatchewan 5 Alberta 7
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saskatchewan is fine enough I mean I kept moving there. It has some bad luck for me. If I counted the five worst things that ever happened to me (not of my own doing) all five were in Saskatchewan. Nice people but that place has some dark mojo.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The government of Canada ad that’s just a dude reading the national anthem lyrics is getting unsettling.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bout as close as I’m willing to get at the moment.
Road marking where border is. My feet about an inch away from Saskatchewan border Sign on lampost. Alberta Saskatchewan border
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And music that wasn’t recorded by The Doobie Brothers
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For I come from the big city. I am here to tell you about spices
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta admit I was a bit disappointed there wasn’t some kind of welcoming ceremony. I assumed that my arrival would be met with some fanfare or at the least mid level curiosity.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huh I didn’t see any weird separatist signs on the drive today until I hit the city* limits of Lloyd. *city does a lot of heavy lifting here.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. There’s a sale on at The Brick.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see nobody caught the typo calling them the Pistons.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Snow expected this weekend. Time to die inside for the next 6 months.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Road trip tomorrow. Anyone need anything from Lloydminster?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was once a bit of a Nicollet Mall punk myself.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's weird watching normally intelligent people who would roll their eyes at Q/Maga conspiracies then proceed to go down a whole different level of conspiracy theory path.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tv has led me to believe it’s easy to get up on apartment rooftops
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that a tenor back there?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah shit that’s it. It explains the booze smell and the tin whistles.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just dropped this vial that says plague on it. Should I be worried?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is that spiderworm?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
apparently as a society we decided that "fuck it, imma change lanes in the middle of an intersection" is all super cool and super safe now.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spoiler, it was David Byrne
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My earliest memory is the fall of Saigon on the news and reports of guerilla warfare. I asked my parents why the gorillas are fighting.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Day After. I now have a phobia about Lawrence, Kansas.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just watched a half hour video on rhoticity in Lancashire specifically Blackburn. I am a wild paRty
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got a couple of random profiles like that the other day but they weren’t Julies.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn’t get any Julies. Now I feel sorta left out. What’s up Julies? I’m not good enough for y’all?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I feel like I’m missing something
Bluesky posts about a bunch of Julie’s. I have no idea
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, okay spiders, I can deal with the little bugs it’s all good. You come in here you’re just inviting even bigger spiders and this is an arms race I wanna opt out of.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, okay spiders, I can deal with the little bugs it’s all good. You come in here you’re just inviting even bigger spiders and this is an arms race I wanna opt out of.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what I’m wondering about the big ass spider I just saw downstairs. What the hell has it been eating?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve never had bugs in my house that I thought were worse than having spiders kicking about.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might actually pair well with a bowl of KD
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair he always does.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah this flavour combo shouldn’t work but it does.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s……quite good.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bottoms up
Can of Kd soda held in my hand. A cat looks up at me
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah must be porn bot season.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had no idea this was a thing
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man I’m glad I don’t get American political ads. They sound exhausting.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well this has gotta be better than the ramen.
Kd Soda. I have no idea what this is but I bought it
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I enjoy playing the fretless bass. It’s like a regular bass but way harder for no real reason.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spaghetti for breakfast is a power move.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After eating this I played my fretless bass for a bit and was absolutely nailing the intonation. Not saying there’s a connection but maybe?
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was fine.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah it was there. The other seasoning kinda took over. if I did it again I’d just use the cheese powder.
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