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ÆthelRob, The Unready

@somewhatrob.bsky.social
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Edmonton European Associate I was an extra in an Oscar winning movie. I won an Oscar. Rob runs on Irn Bru.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congrats on your Nobel Prize
Former Minnesota Governor Arne Carlson not Anne Carson
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bout as close as I’m willing to get at the moment.
Road marking where border is. My feet about an inch away from Saskatchewan border Sign on lampost. Alberta Saskatchewan border
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I feel like I’m missing something
Bluesky posts about a bunch of Julie’s. I have no idea
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bottoms up
Can of Kd soda held in my hand. A cat looks up at me
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well this has gotta be better than the ramen.
Kd Soda. I have no idea what this is but I bought it
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darryl Strawberry on the simpsons one single tear
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well dammit I had to give it a try. Will it be good? Doubtful but maybe?
Kd ramen container.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New bass arrived today. It’s extremely shiny. I’ve never had a black guitar before.
MarkBass bass guitar. Black.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes there’s funny shit on Facebook
Winnie the Pooh meme looking more posh as the frames continue from Canuck to Canadian to euripassiciats   From some account named mir mir
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apple calendar to remind about hobo festival in late July
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Ini kamize bombing has been raging at work
Computer monitor background showing here comes the hotstepper partial lyrics
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I forgot I put this up on the bulletin board here I went on vacation happy it’s still there
George Sanderson from Monsters inc and text that says here comes the hot stepper
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Whoever made this preset on my reverb pedal is either from New England or Yarmouth
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well that particular one wouldn’t do me a lot of good on a daily basis but this one is time honoured classic
MapArt folded map of Edmonton area. With distinctive yellow background.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You haven’t lived til you’ve seen a Canadian sausage farm.
Pack of sausage with label that says raised on Canadian farms
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Democrat Americans: I voted dem, this government alienating allies doesn’t represent me. Also Democrat Amercans
Some dumb fuck saying dumb fuck shit
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This 40 dollar pedal shouldn’t sound this good.
Orange guitar pedal. Behringer super fuzz
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Playing my Canadian guitar fed into a British interface into an American computer running German software and a British midi controller. Can’t win em all I guess.
Headstock of a Godin 5th Ave Archtop. A novation launch control in the background
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is this a good angle?
Chonky cat sprawled out straddling back of a couch
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ah the forbidden film
Roll of Kodachrome
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Shadow of woman against yellow wall
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
O Canada
Very small bag of Hawkins cheezies
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just discovered what the flag of Lethbridge, AB is. It looks like someone trying to recreate the US flag...in Excel.
a flag that sorta resembles the us flag in colours and the fact there are stripes but they're all mismatched and where the stars would be are more stripes and what looks like two Finnish flags stacked on each other.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New compressor pedal. I’m a fan of the 76 compressors kinda cool to have it in pedal form with a vu.
Warm audio pedal 76 compressor 5 dials  and a vu meter
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m beginning to worry this guy is developing libertarian tendencies.
Orange cat lays on cat tree with sunbeam on him
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Aethelred The Unready painting
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
also this: the Big Johnson
brian ritchie playing a large acoustic bass on stage featuring a weird arch over the neck with multiple holes.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Some dude just liked a post from 3 years ago and my first reaction was horror. Like what the fuck was I talking about? It was some long form gag about Popeye.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He was far from the best king but he was interesting. Like early Bluesky his reign was janky and it looks like he’s constantly rubbing his junk
Terrible painting of Æthelred holding a giant sword. Ugly orgasm face and hand on junk with one foot up. Maybe passing gas’ too? Top notch long
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Glasgow subreddit always delivers.
Reddit post showing a figure walking through a tunnel 

The cover of the new Bloc Party album appears to be the bridge over the Clydeside Expressway.hTHROBBINGSTAUNER • 10m
Top 1% Commenter
I remember the first time I took a massive fart in there and how I was so disappointed it didn't ring out at all. Weird acoustics in that thing.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I swear to god if Tom Hanks has my personal info I’m gonna be pisssd.
Naheed Nenshi leader of NDP writes 

This separatist referendum runs a very real risk of foreign interference. We now know that Albertans’ personal information has been exposed to American actors, and the separatists have been looking for support and money from the Trump administration.

Premier Danielle Smith has done nothin
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh man I wasn’t prepared for that little wave of nostalgia. I’m not often hit with that feeling.
Screenshot of a Reddit post of a drawing of the old video difference on quinpool road in Halifax
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This tracks
Bunch of random words american
canada
tell
week
local
ones looks
find show
calgary drive
stop
seems
fuck head
story
band
bass
gets
weird
call
radio bought news mean
glad Song
shit
super
album
mall
miss music
hard
edmonton live
bunch heard
done alberta those
started
myself keep lived
station
canadian
city store morning
town
snow seen
remember
given
hear normal
street
camera
sounds
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Might be raining out. I’m upstairs playing the worlds tiniest bass
Old guy looking at camera holding a mini p bass in red. There’s camera blur so presumably I’m shredding
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I started watching this video for some reason and what they’re talking about is literally how I’ve played bass since a teenager. I didn’t realize until recently it was unusual.
YouTube thumbnail bass guitar and someone playing bass in a way that looks like finger picking and it basically is. Nobody talks about this is written in bold
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I also love goo
Old camper trailer with I ❤️ goo scrawled in the window. Was probably supposed to look more like god
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I wasn’t aware of the story and decided to read up. They used the law firm of Bird and Bird
Always sunny in Philadelphia Charlie saying I’m well versed in bird law
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Bony Eared Assfish
weird looking fish, pointy at the back
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Only high end instruments around here.
Bass guitar headstock. Guitar is on a wall hook some old strings are behind. A label on the headstock says a bass guitar
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The saddest FB marketplace item I’ve come across yet.
Pierre Poilievre 2025 Bring It Home Flag 3' x 5' for sale for ten bucks.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
LBC should bring back Mr Nasty.
Norman Rockwell free speech. Painting of a man standing up in a crowd with a pamphlet folded in his pocket
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
hard to believe he's dead
stuffed Teddy bear from the TV show Ted sitting at a school desk
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A stones throw from the Battle of Hastings site. This truly was the culmination of the French dream of England.
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Charles Moore
Sex-crazed nudists are running wild and the authorities decline to act A swinger's dream has become a villager's nightmare in the tiny East Sussex village of Whatlington
Locals cannot be expected to turn a blind eye | Credit: Jam
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I started this with my first Jazz bass back in the 80s. Those little saddle screws are sharp.
Jazz bass bridge with a piece of electrical tape over the saddles covering the ouchy sticking up bits
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Starting the work week right by dropping this into the main teams channel. I like to helpfully include some conversation starters to get the week going.
justin timberlake smiling with exit light enter night take my hand we're off to never never land from Enter Sandman superimposed.
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Homer in a guitar center playing a bass
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don’t know if they purposely found someone who looked like Kash Patel or not but well done
Fb ad for the ultimate guide to a beer festival in Calgary person holding a tiny beer who looks like kash patel
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I bought a fretless bass. Why they sell these things with round wounds is beyond me. Put a set of flats on immediately
Squier classic vibe fretless jazz bass leaning against a synth
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Master sales job.
Fb ad for what is actually a squier listed as fender bass guitar for 250. Description says do not use this guitar
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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My place is Glasgow had one of these and without fear of hyperbole was one of the most infuriating things I have ever encountered. I was describing it to a coworker and I could feel my blood pressure building.
Image from google of British sink with separate hot and cold taps
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