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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 7h

still waiting on that call to see if I won the Nobel Prize for Alchemy.

ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Saskatchewan is fine enough I mean I kept moving there. It has some bad luck for me. If I counted the five worst things that ever happened to me (not of my own doing) all five were in Saskatchewan. Nice people but that place has some dark mojo.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The government of Canada ad that’s just a dude reading the national anthem lyrics is getting unsettling.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bout as close as I’m willing to get at the moment.

Road marking where border is. My feet about an inch away from Saskatchewan border

Sign on lampost. Alberta Saskatchewan border

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gotta admit I was a bit disappointed there wasn’t some kind of welcoming ceremony. I assumed that my arrival would be met with some fanfare or at the least mid level curiosity.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Huh I didn’t see any weird separatist signs on the drive today until I hit the city* limits of Lloyd. *city does a lot of heavy lifting here.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Holy shit. There’s a sale on at The Brick.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Snow expected this weekend. Time to die inside for the next 6 months.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Road trip tomorrow. Anyone need anything from Lloydminster?

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's weird watching normally intelligent people who would roll their eyes at Q/Maga conspiracies then proceed to go down a whole different level of conspiracy theory path.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tv has led me to believe it’s easy to get up on apartment rooftops

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just dropped this vial that says plague on it. Should I be worried?

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

apparently as a society we decided that "fuck it, imma change lanes in the middle of an intersection" is all super cool and super safe now.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Day After. I now have a phobia about Lawrence, Kansas.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just watched a half hour video on rhoticity in Lancashire specifically Blackburn. I am a wild paRty

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes I feel like I’m missing something

Bluesky posts about a bunch of Julie’s. I have no idea

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Right, okay spiders, I can deal with the little bugs it’s all good. You come in here you’re just inviting even bigger spiders and this is an arms race I wanna opt out of.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve never had bugs in my house that I thought were worse than having spiders kicking about.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well this has gotta be better than the ramen.

Kd Soda. I have no idea what this is but I bought it

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I enjoy playing the fretless bass. It’s like a regular bass but way harder for no real reason.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After eating this I played my fretless bass for a bit and was absolutely nailing the intonation. Not saying there’s a connection but maybe?

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I made the KD ramen. I’ve eaten much worse things.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I saw a farmer skateboarding down Groat Rd. Ah ooooooo werewolves of Edmonton

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good news I finally got a referral to see an ENT to address the fact I’ve gone deaf in one ear. Bad news it’s in Lloydminster. This province is a wild trip.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I got a customer to sing along with me to Zombie by the Cranberries today. That was satisfying.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm sure it'll make Pierre comforted that he has about the same approval rating as Trump.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just a reminder. Don’t donate your car today.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Somewhere out there is a person who's favourite band is Sister Hazel and that makes the world a pretty weird place.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There's no school today which usually means a terrible time for me in the mall. The teens are fine, they mostly don't come in here. it's the parents with a confusing number of toddlers who come in to get passports so they can take the apparently required family trip to Mexico in January.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No I don't wanna see what's new in Chrome. What do I look like? Some kinda fucking idiot?

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Canadian grocery stores are already on thin ice with me but the ones who are constantly rearranging the store? They can burn in hell. I’m tired and don’t wanna be here now I’ve gotta walk around all confused.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well dammit I had to give it a try. Will it be good? Doubtful but maybe?

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A U-2 landed at Fairford earlier today, no word if it was Bono or Adam Clayton.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah I'm pretty posh, I have several backscratchers at various places in my house so I never really have to walk too far if an itch pops up.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I got a call today from a Chevy dealer in Winnipeg asking if I was ready to pull the trigger on the Silverado I test drove. I know I had some sleep walking issues several years ago but seems to have escalated.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not saying there’s not a lot going on in my city but I’ve seen that story about a weird looking sunflower in St Albert twice today.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Popped onto Reddit for a bit and once again greeted by a large number of people with zero trouble shooting skills.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Find someone who loves you as much as Iggy Pop loves licensing Passenger

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I assume Piglet would be an angry drunk. It’s a good thing there’s a restrictive covenant on the Hundred Acre Woods preventing the sale of alcohol.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They’re running ads for some cleaning product on CBC Newsworld and they keep saying “and you pay in CANADIAN DOLLARS” and man that’s the oddest thing to include in a commercial.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching Dragons Den and realizing once again I’d make a terrible business person.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As we edge closer to October the separatists are really ramping up by defacing their own vehicles with unhinged scrawlings. Shout out to the guy with the new F350 with Ottawa Makes Us Poor sloppily painted on the side.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Until Angine De Poitrine cover the People’s Court theme I won’t be very interested in them.

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ÆthelRob, The Unready @somewhatrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I worked at a news station in Calgary for a bit doing traffic in the morning and we had big time meteorologist David Spence doing the weather. I had a bad habit of calling him David Spade on air. To be fair I was constantly groggy from waking up at 430am. I think it secretly bugged him a lot.

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