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Obi Wan Kenoblerone

@somewelshmook.bsky.social
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Random ADHD he/him dipshit

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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 1h
Think I might just leave this dumb fucking band once and for all
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 21h
Jeez, dystopias happen fast, huh
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So was I, I was about 15, and even though my parents didn't care what we watched, which led to me seeing some really fucked up stuff at a very impressionable age, that bit still really got to me
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I don't know" said in the tones of Homer being asked what Mr Burns's first name is at the post office My kids do it too
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The pointing and screaming bit used to freak me the fuck out when I was a kid
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone should read more George Saunders stories. That's it, that's all I had to say
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup. The guy lies like he breathes, which is to say, every couple of seconds
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yuuuuuup
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine it: you're at the seaside, you're hungry, you just bought yourself some chips, you leave the chippie and within seconds this asshole bird just straight up steals it right out of your hand and fucks off. I have seen seagulls break so many childrens' hearts you wouldn't believe
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact for you: in certain parts of North Wales, seagulls are commonly referred to as 'cont-y-mor', which means 'cunts of the sea.' In seaside resorts, they're known as 'cont-y-sglodion', which means 'cunts of the chippie.' As in, the fuckers swoop in and steal your chips at the drop of a hat
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is, definitely, but what's funny over here is that Welsh is so old that a bunch of our newer words are just English words spelt differently and pronounced in a Welsh accent. 'Tacsi' for taxi. 'Ambiwlans' for ambulance.
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cos let's be fair, Welsh is a pain in the arse of a language. All those mutations, with no real rhyme or reason? Jesus. Or Iesu, as the case may be
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You still got the little roof thing over the w, which is genuinely impressive
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That would have worked!
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You were still right though, cos of the sound two Ls makes in Welsh. Though it doesn't help with the pronunciation of 'Costello'
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ozelondias
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You'll be okay
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean , 'Hey', Bone Machine', 'Planet Of Sound', we're talking a wealth of material here
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta go with 'Tame' Or 'River Euphrates' Or I dunno, a bunch of other ones
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Books are a perfect technology that will never die.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear god...no one gives a fuck any more, do they?
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
Men—we need to talk: •Timothy Hudson raped & killed his stepsister—he got pretrial release •7 men at Cornell drugged, trafficked, & raped a woman—they faced no consequences •An American man annihilates his entire family—every 5 days Women are not safe around men www.qasimrashid.com/p/women-are-...
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Women Are Not Safe Around Men
This is a fact. The data is unambiguous and the solutions exist. The only thing missing is the will to act.
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Scott Imberman @imbernomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do not know how much it needs to be stressed that a military coup is *bad* under nearly all circumstances.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fucking Gail Simone levels being hit over here
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spike Jonze's Bad Lieutenant: Narnia
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's mostly vape shops in this part of the world. Some of them are only open for a couple of months before the cops shut them down. And they're absolutely everywhere
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kaos
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah, you beat me to it
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also Tiffany Aching from the Discworld books
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ellen Ripley from Aliens looking badass
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We Need To Talk About Kevin
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I first heard that Michael Jackson had died from someone telling me a joke about it, and it was only announced about half an hour beforehand. It's what people do
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Badly Drawn Boiled Egg
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kendrick Lamarrabbiata Eminempanadas Rice Cube My Chemical Romanchovies
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Anyway, yeah - just sitting down at the negotiating table over someone's human dignity means you've already let the vampire through the door
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(I did a bunch of these earlier, and credit where it's due, my son came up with some of my favourites.)
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kris Kristoffersun-dried tomatoes
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spinal Tapas
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Facebooker T and the MGs
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lil Kimchi
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok, sorry, I'll stop now
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're not missing anything.
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kendrick Lamarrabbiata Eminempanadas Rice Cube My Chemical Romanchovies
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wu Tang Clanchovies
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Faith No Moray Eel The Yardbirds Nest Soup Nirvenison The Beefles Udon McLean
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Metallicasserole
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Metalliquiche
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Weenchiladas The Mars Bar Volta Muse-Li
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