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Obi Wan Kenoblerone

@somewelshmook.bsky.social
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Random ADHD he/him dipshit

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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ellen Ripley from Aliens looking badass
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Willow wants food Willow really wants food, with added blepWillow cwtched up in all the blankets
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Willow, the cutest jackawawa in the world, any time I have food
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Here are the others, for the record:
Five medals in a row, all with different coloured stripes on their ribbons
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just got given my grandfather's medals from WWII, and this was among them. Anyone know what it is?
A badge with a shield in the centre and something that might be an anchor behind it, with wings spread out on either side
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also when she was little she used to think that 'no left turn' signs meant 'no boomerangs allowed'
No left turn sign
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sian Phillips as the Bene Gesserit in Dune saying "Get out of my mind!"
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Which led to this genius headline:
Cover of the New York Post with a photo of Lennon and McCartney where the headline is "Beat The Meatles" cos it's a story about how they used to masturbate together. As a plus there's a little box above the photo that contains the phrase "Come together"
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know the feeling
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world going "I see you have food. I would very much like the food "
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Every time I'm about to get up, she does this
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world stretched out across my lap
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A sense of humour, respect, his children's love, the list is endless really
A picture of Elon Musk with the caption "I dare you to name one thing that Elon Musk can't buy"
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The thunder guy from Big Trouble In Little China who inflates before exploding
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
New digs are cool, kids are simultaneously a giant pain in my ass and the best thing that ever happened to me, bands are ticking over (though Panther are definitely in the 'giant pain in my ass' category) and Willow's doing great. Here is her recently while I was trying to eat
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world giving me the old 'you have food, give me the food or I will bug you til your dying day' look
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"Seriously. Gimme the fuckin food"
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world eyefucking the camera like one of the Kray twins spotting paparazzi
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"...I really would like some food now"
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world doing her whole "I'm so cute, you should probably give me that whole meal" schtick
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"I see you have food. Why can't I have the food? I sure would like some food. Maybe you should give me the food."
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world wants food. Look at those big brown eyes. Did I give her the food? Did I fuck, I'm onto her tricks
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Felt cute, might delete later
Jean-Paul Sartre, looking as dashing as ever
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only
Alan Moore
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just to counteract all the anger I've been throwing out there, here's a picture of the cutest dog ever who's also a giant pain in the arse
Willow, the cutest jackawawa in the world, asking for skritches
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I have mixed feelings about this
Jean Paul Sartre, looking as dashing as ever
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I want him dead, I want all the people who support him dead, I want their houses burnt to the ground and I'm gonna go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes
De Niro as Capone in the middle of a very relatable rant if you replace Eliot Ness with the person I'm thinking of
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kid Rock out here looking like a simpleton hillbilly from a Garth Ennis comic who's never been told it's bad form to fuck the livestock
Kid Rock - gaunt, cowboy hat, look of cheerful incomprrehension
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hello ladies
Jean Paul Sartre

Yikes, basically.

Incredible writer and thinker, but he looks like a villainous creature from The Dark Crystal
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I just need this paddle ball and this chair and that's all I need! Well, except for this...
Steve Martin in The Jerk where he's shuffling out of the house with his pants round his ankles going "I don't need anything! Except this..." before picking up a bunch of random objects and insisting he needs them
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Willow would like that
Willow the jackawawa begging for skritches with her tongue sticking out
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
General Woundwort from Watership Down looking particularly unhinged
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"Oh god, I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell...clench, for fuck's sake, clench...goddamit"
Marco Rubio standing over a lamp and looking like he's about to pebbledash his pants in the most awe-inspiring display of diarrhoea you're ever likely to see
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Chet from Weird Science when he becomes some weird bloated frog man creature
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Charlie Cheswick from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
No question, but check out what I bought today Can't wait to get stuck into it
The cover of Gretchen Felker-Martin's book Cuckoo
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Some photos my kid took
A picture of a grave with an angel leaning on a cross A photo of a grave with an angel leaning on a cross A photo of a marble leaning on an urn with the name of the deceased engraved on it
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Tonight's lineup Particularly fond of our description
The board advertising our gig tonight - the other two bands have descriptions of what kinds of genres they play, while ours just says 'a wizard doing a shit in a graveyard'
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Love Is The Devil
Derek Jacobi as Francis Bacon (left) and Daniel Craig as George Dyer (right), laying next to each other in bed.
George Dyer was one of Bacon's great muses as well as his lover, and Dyer committed suicide just before one of the biggest exhibitions of Bacon's career
It's a truly heartbreaking story
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
That genuinely helps, thank you, that's really kind It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it was gonna be, and there's so much left to do, but I put a huge dent in it so that's good How did your thing go? (And dopamine hit wise, check out this ludicrous creature)
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world any time anyone has food
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Look at this ridiculous creature
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world doing her best blep
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Society
Don't even know where to begin with this image, tbh. So the movie is about how obscenely rich people are mutants have disgusting flesh-merging orgies, with their own families no less, and the photo posted features the protagonist's dad's face protuding from between the buttocks of, um, their lawyer, I think? And saying some bloody awful dad joke like "You always said I was a butthead." Ugh. The climax of the movie involves Billy Warlock (of Baywatch fame! Remember him?) shoving his hand up someone's ass and literally yanking them inside out. Seriously, you should watch this movie, it's fucking bankers.
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Gorbash from The Flight Of Dragons
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
ADHD and autism
A photo of magicians Penn and Teller
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA MY GUITAR WANTS TO BURN YOUR DAD
A shot of a lady playing guitar and serenading some kids in a field. I think it's from The Sound Of Music but I've never seen that movie so I don't know
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Blaming people who never existed for how miserable you are is a whole new level of pathetic, get a fucking grip
Some utter fucking clown claiming that abortion is to blame for the fact he can't get a girlfriend, cos she was aborted before he got a chance to meet her

Eeeeeewwwwww
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
How I Arrived On Blooski:
Droopy the dog holding a sign that says "I'm so happy"
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I mean, look at this little face
Willow the cutest jackawawa in the world looking up at me like 'please don't make me move off your lap'
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I desperately want to lie down and go to sleep but it means moving the dog
Willow the jackawawa asleep on my lap
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Felt cute might delete later
A shot from the movie Society of a guy's face grafted between two buttcheeks
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
And yet another one
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Yet another one
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Another screenshot of multiple Gazan accounts in my Dms who have had their accounts deleted
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
A screenshot of my DMs from Gazans who desperately need help but bluesky has deleted their accounts
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
More dog
Willow the jackawawa sitting on her hind legs doing t-rex arms and gazing deep into my eyes, probably cos I had food at the time
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Post dog
Willow the jackawawa all cwtched up in bed
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