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Ian Volante

@sometimehippy.eurosky.social
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Quizzer; korfball veteran; rugby league stats wrangling; silly bugger spending too much time working and not enough having fun. Excited by newness. The 2024 World Quiz-Running Champion. Spiritually in Edinburgh, mentally up by the ceiling.

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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Living in a Box there. #totp
Gilderoy Lockhart.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
#totp
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Quick?
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without an explanation.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
#totp
Brains from Thunderbirds.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks Facebook, but I've already stocked up this week.
"Incontinence Supermarket". Sponsored.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
Six years ago, the Atlantic was a hell of a lot livelier than it is today. #hurricane
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
show us your face for the week
A gurning bloke with a cig
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
On the full set of questions, my home accent is pretty well pinned. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Assessment of where my original accent comes from, showing a red blob around central northern England.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
Concentrating on my original accent, pretty good.
Map of the source of some of the traits of my accent.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
I missed the interesting clouds, but still some nice colours happening.
Salmon pink clouds behind tall pine trees.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 30/08/2026
Our garden trilobites are doing well it seems.
A big woodlouse with distinctive markings.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
#totp
Go to horny jail meme.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 27/08/2026
The cloud is quite low in Leith this morning.
The Leith yellow wind farm tower things with their upper extents disappearing into murk.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
Every possible shade of green seen in one place today. This photo doesn't do it justice of course.
A green forest floor in front of conifers.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
Did I ever post that video here of a sparrowhawk hanging upside-down off the wings of a terrified starling which is clinging for dear life onto a branch?
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
A beaut for @yplac.bsky.social
An outsized Lexus perfectly taking up two spaces.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
The wasps are looking pretty happy with life at the bottom of the garden.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
Safe sex scene from The Naked Gun.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
I am The Tide, and The Tide is yellow.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
#totp
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
#totp
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Any relation? #totp
The dad of the one out off of the Honeyz?
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
if you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
A screenshot from The Hitman and Her.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Diving into #totp be like
Torvill in a diving pose held by Dean, probably in 1984.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Same energy:
A classic misunderstanding of how lions leap.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
Ran out of people, now interviewing foxes.
Headline: 'I brought up my family in a London graveyard'.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
Nose-picking diagram.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026
From browsing 70s newspapers a few years ago. A glimpse into a different world.
Adverts from a 1970s newspaper including a double-sided nude jigsaw.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
! #totp
Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026
A classic:
The cover of 'A Beginner's Guide to Miniature Golf' by Lionel Bender.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 27/07/2026
Never ceases to impress me just how popular these flowers are with the local spicy flies. They're barely open yet, but being swarmed.
Bees on a teazel flower thing.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 27/07/2026
They could have tried harder with this nickname.
A picture of Hannah Fry with the caption 'AIR FRYER'.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 26/07/2026
Bit late for a nice sunset, but you can see the Forth bridges if you look closely.
View from Currie over the Forth.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 26/07/2026
Sorry, i was referring to this sort of thing, which possibly had similar design aims:
A Jaecoo car with a very boxy front end.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
They'll have to try harder than that to excite me.
Today's heart rate trace, mostly flat all day.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
@jaunty.art Not rude at all, via some rubbish on Facebook.
Apparently not a giant concrete vulva.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 14/07/2026
Well this is a novel way for the work laptop to crash.
A laptop screen completely black, and a secondary monitor completely white.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 13/07/2026
alright Paul Wittgenstein
Screengrab of headline saying "I passed my Grade 8 piano exam with one hand"
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
Garbage tonight. Was fun. And Shirley manifested the rain perfectly for the finale.
Shirley Manson under two spotlights in front of a big screen showing some sort of cephalopod graphic.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 10/07/2026
Friday
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
The big yellow things are still looking big and yellow today. They look much bigger in real life than this photo might suggest.
Big yellow things in Leith docks against a blue sky. They are bases for wind turbines.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
One step away from Gollum.
Gollum looking doubtful, and typically skanky.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 08/07/2026
Post a random picture of something
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 07/07/2026
"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm"
Blackadder with pants on head and pencils up nose.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 05/07/2026
Bit of rugby for the afternoon.
Anthems happening for Canada and Scotland.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026
Reminded me of this too:
Poster for A Clockwork Orange, with Alex in a bowler hat staring weirdly at the camera.
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Ian Volante @sometimehippy.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026
Was gifted a very nice pair of socks. They appear to have been designed by a Pluto recividist though. #astronomy
A sock with the Sun and nine planets on it.
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