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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

GAZE NOT TOO DEEPLY INTO THE ABYSS FOR YOU MAY FIND IT STARES BACK -EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO BAKE A DONUT”

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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is going to be very special.

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

REMEMBER YOUR MANTRA: I AM TOUGH. I AM STRONG. I TRUST IN THE UNIVERSES PLAN FOR ME. I AM NOT GOING TO BE BEATEN BY A PIECE OF FABRIC. TEARS MAY COME AT THIS POINT. LET THEM. - EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO SET UP A HAMMOCK”

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

FOR MORE ON KNIGHT-RUN BAKERIES, BABY MIMICS, AND AVOIDING THE MAIN PLOT, SEE THE SIDEQUESTING SEASON 4 KICKSTARTER

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

JAR CLEANING TIPS: 1. MAKE SURE THE JAR IS EMPTY. 2. CHECK THE JAR AGAIN, JUST TO BE SURE. 3. TAKE ONE MORE LOOK IN THAT JAR. 4. FILL THE JAR WITH A SOLUTION OF 2 PARTS VINEGAR TO 1 PART DISH SOAP, SCRUB, THEN RINSE. -EXCERPT FROM 'SO YOU WANT TO GROW A HOMUNCULUS'

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★lee.alder★ @lee-alder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I have been watching this account with so much trepidation interest. I am deeply curious (and moderately concerned) about what will come out of it.

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

FOR MORE ON MURDER, MAYHEM, AND GENETICALLY MODIFIED PIT FIGHTERS HAVING EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWNS, SEE KILLJAM XXX @killjamxxx.bsky.social #audiodramasunday

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

JUST AS IN REAL ESTATE, THE KEY TO SUCCESS HERE IS “LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.” - EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO BE A SNAKE IN A BOOT”

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

TO ORDER A COPY OF "SO YOU WANT TO BE A SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON" SEND A LUCID DREAM AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔̣͊͐ ̷̠͔̮̦͕͉̰͕͍̭̥͔̘͆̈́͝-̶̡̪͕̝̪̝̥̟̝̰̣̙̯̰̻͊́̿͐̾̋͘ ̶͚͙̆̈́̎͒̃̈͋̏̕͠-̵̡͓̻̯͓̺̥̟͙̳͕̦͔͐̓̿͛͂͌͐̉ͅ ̸̢̘̰̝͈̍ͅ-̷̧̨͔̻̣͇̭̰͎̯͂͒̾̍̄͑̀̇͗̇̓̓̏͜͠ͅͅ ̵͇̝̭̫́̔͝-̷̞̯̹̺̪̓̅̈́͘ ̸̨̨̦̗͍̘̳͈̜̬̦́͗̿̑̉͛͑͌̅̈͊-̴̨̪̫̟̫̤̣̀̈́̇̈̈́̐̏̏̐ ̷̧̧̣͕͖̞̯̟̬̭̇͒̋ͅ-̶̧̢͍̺̺̹͎̱̬̮̘̑̅-̵͔̥̟̖͔̠̜̾̎͗̋͐̽̒̾͝ ̴̛̦̩͓̇̐͐͑͐̓̅̀-̸̧̧̺̠̠̹̘͇̭̤̏̌̇̀͒̓ ̴͉̖̖͈̣̮̦̩̒̑̿̔̑̽͘ͅͅ-̴̜͉̞̻̪̤̲̝͌͐̊̾̍̊́̏̍͜͝ͅ ̸̡̧͔̖̟̥̬̖͈̻͚̳̲̱̮̌̚-̶̼̱̉͊͊̏͘͝ ̸̡̢̖̝͈̝̹̝̞̖̰̼͓̦̭̒͐̋̅̎͗̐͆̇̏̿̀-̷̧̭̯͉̱̺͎̹͓̙̪͓̗̑ͅ ̵̨̹̖̘͖͊̓͑̈͆̓̂͝͝ͅ-̵̲͕͛͗̂̉ ̵͔͓̼̳̝͇̟̻̪̣̭͂̿͐͗͜-̷͖̞̳̺̳̥̭̝͐̽̽̔̉̉̕̕͜͝ ̸̞͚̣̭̈́͛͊̈́̀̎̾̂͆̕͘͝-̶̺̗̰͎̯̦̭̞͔͗̈́̎̑̉͛͗̈́̋̓̈̕͘ ̷̨̪̺͉̄́͠-̶̛̼͕̝͙͐̍̀̍̿̑͛͋͊̉̂̚̕̕ ̴̖̗̣̜͕̝͇͕͊̔͂̏-̵̣͍̰͓̩̣̠̳̦͕͚̦̼̗̾̑͗̈̈́̚̕ ̶̗̳̼̪̩͚̭̮̰͋̾͂̌̃̌͑͋̀̒͒̐͠ͅ-̸̨͍̦̯͇̠̪̩̾̈́͑̅͌͂̾̅̎̌͛͋̚͝͝ ̸̨͇̲͇̬̟̥͌̄͋̔-̸̭̙͈͈̱̠̹̮̫̈́͆̉̓̄͊͊͒͋̂̍̉̇̚͝ ̸̜͇̜͉̗͎͔͐̄̃̋̋̓͘̚-̷̬͚̆ ̷͔̘̽̓̆͛̇̑͝͝-̶͈̰̭͉̟͍̒̈́̾̀̂̾̏͠

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

TOP TIPS FOR IMMATERIAL THOUGHTFORMS - 1. IMMANATE FREELY 2. EMANATE FREQUENTLY 3. REIFY THE METAPHOR

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

TOP TIPS FOR IMMATERIAL THOUGHTFORMS - 1. IMMANATE FREELY 2. EMANATE FREQUENTLY 3. REIFY THE METAPHOR

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True Tales of the Illuminati @truetalesteam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Custom cast greetings have been sent to backers! All that's left now is to wrangle some promo swaps and set our release dates and season 3 is a GO!

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TO ORDER A COPY OF THE SOMETHING GUIDE TO EVERYTHING’S GUIDE “SO YOU WANT TO BE A FEMME FATALE,” SEND A CERTIFICATE OF A DEAD SPOUSE AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔̣͊͐ ̷̠͔̮̦͕͉̰͕͍̭̥͔̘͆̈́͝-̶̡̪͕̝̪̝̥̟̝̰̣̙̯̰̻͊́̿͐̾̋͘ ̶͚͙̆̈́̎͒̃̈͋̏̕͠-̵̡͓̻̯͓̺̥̟͙̳͕̦͔͐̓̿͛͂͌͐̉ͅ ̸̢̘̰̝͈̍ͅ-̷̧̨͔̻̣͇̭̰͎̯͂͒̾̍̄͑̀̇͗̇̓̓̏͜͠ͅͅ ̵͇̝̭̫́̔͝-̷̞̯̹̺̪̓̅̈́͘ ̸̨̨̦̗͍̘̳͈̜̬̦́͗̿̑̉͛͑͌̅̈͊-̴̨̪̫̟̫̤̣̀̈́̇̈̈́̐̏̏̐ ̷̧̧̣͕͖̞̯̟̬̭̇͒̋ͅ-̶̧̢͍̺̺̹͎̱̬̮̘̑̅-̵͔̥̟̖͔̠̜̾̎͗̋͐̽̒̾͝ ̴̛̦̩͓̇̐͐͑͐̓̅̀-̸̧̧̺̠̠̹̘͇̭̤̏̌̇̀͒̓ ̴͉̖̖͈̣̮̦̩̒̑̿̔̑̽͘ͅͅ-̴̜͉̞̻̪̤̲̝͌͐̊̾̍̊́̏̍͜͝ͅ ̸̡̧͔̖̟̥̬̖͈̻͚̳̲̱̮̌̚-̶̼̱̉͊͊̏͘͝ ̸̡̢̖̝͈̝̹̝̞̖̰̼͓̦̭̒͐̋̅̎͗̐͆̇̏̿̀-̷̧̭̯͉̱̺͎̹͓̙̪͓̗̑ͅ ̵̨̹̖̘͖͊̓͑̈͆̓̂͝͝ͅ-̵̲͕͛͗̂̉ ̵͔͓̼̳̝͇̟̻̪̣̭͂̿͐͗͜-̷͖̞̳̺̳̥̭̝͐̽̽̔̉̉̕̕͜͝ ̸̞͚̣̭̈́͛͊̈́̀̎̾̂͆̕͘͝-̶̺̗̰͎̯̦̭̞͔͗̈́̎̑̉͛͗̈́̋̓̈̕͘ ̷̨̪̺͉̄́͠-̶̛̼͕̝͙͐̍̀̍̿̑͛͋͊̉̂̚̕̕ ̴̖̗̣̜͕̝͇͕͊̔͂̏-̵̣͍̰͓̩̣̠̳̦͕͚̦̼̗̾̑͗̈̈́̚̕ ̶̗̳̼̪̩͚̭̮̰͋̾͂̌̃̌͑͋̀̒͒̐͠ͅ-̸̨͍̦̯͇̠̪̩̾̈́͑̅͌͂̾̅̎̌͛͋̚͝͝ ̸̨͇̲͇̬̟̥͌̄͋̔-̸̭̙͈͈̱̠̹̮̫̈́͆̉̓̄͊͊͒͋̂̍̉̇̚͝ ̸̜͇̜͉̗͎͔͐̄̃̋̋̓͘̚-̷̬͚̆ ̷͔̘̽̓̆͛̇̑͝͝-̶͈̰̭͉̟͍̒̈́̾̀̂̾̏͠

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

TO ORDER A COPY OF THE SOMETHING GUIDE TO EVERYTHING’S GUIDE “SO YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THOSE MEDDLING KIDS,” SEND A LIFELIKE RUBBER MASK AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔͊͐ ̷̠͆̈́͝-̶͊́̿͘ ̶̆̈́̎̕-̵͐̓̿͛ ̸̢̘̰̍- - -̴̀̈́̇̈ ̷-- - - - - ̓͑͝-̵͛͗̂̉ ̵͂̿-͝ ̸̈́͛͊̕-̶ - ̔͂̏-̵̾ -̸̾ -̸ - ̷̽̓-̶

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

WE ARE EXCITED TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS.

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

NOIR FILM PROTAGONIST TOP TIPS 1. AVOID SWIMMING POOLS 2. DO NOT KILL YOUR PERFECT DOUBLE AND STEAL THEIR LIFE 3. THE SUITCASE HAS A NUKE IN IT -EXCERPT FROM: “SO YOU WANT TO OPEN A DETECTIVE AGENCY”

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Patrick Smith 📺 📚 🎧 📎 @theclurichaun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

IMPORTANT: 1. AVOID SWIMMING IN POOLS 2: YEAH BAD IDEA! Hush 🤐 3: NEVER WORRY ABOUT THE NUKE!’

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

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Patrick Smith 📺 📚 🎧 📎 @theclurichaun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

😱 What! You want to be a skeleton 💀 But also send a send a bone 🦴 and self addressed envelope to…….

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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

TO ORDER A COPY OF THE SOMETHING GUIDE TO EVERYTHING’S GUIDE “SO YOU WANT TO BE A SKELETON,” SEND YOUR FAVORITE BONE AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔̣͊͐ ̷̠͔̮̦͕͉̰͕͍̭̥͔̘͆̈́͝-̶̡̪͕̝̪̝̥̟̝̰̣̙̯̰̻͊́̿͐̾̋͘ ̶͚͙̆̈́̎͒̃̈͋̏̕͠-̵̡͓̻̯͓̺̥̟͙̳͕̦͔͐̓̿͛͂͌͐̉ͅ ̸̢̘̰̝͈̍ͅ-̷̧̨͔̻̣͇̭̰͎̯͂͒̾̍̄͑̀̇͗̇̓̓̏͜͠ͅͅ ̵͇̝̭̫́̔͝-̷̞̯̹̺̪̓̅̈́͘ ̸̨̨̦̗͍̘̳͈̜̬̦́͗̿̑̉͛͑͌̅̈͊-̴̨̪̫̟̫̤̣̀̈́̇̈̈́̐̏̏̐ ̷̧̧̣͕͖̞̯̟̬̭̇͒̋ͅ-̶̧̢͍̺̺̹͎̱̬̮̘̑̅-̵͔̥̟̖͔̠̜̾̎͗̋͐̽̒̾͝ ̴̛̦̩͓̇̐͐͑͐̓̅̀-̸̧̧̺̠̠̹̘͇̭̤̏̌̇̀͒̓ ̴͉̖̖͈̣̮̦̩̒̑̿̔̑̽͘ͅͅ-̴̜͉̞̻̪̤̲̝͌͐̊̾̍̊́̏̍͜͝ͅ ̸̡̧͔̖̟̥̬̖͈̻͚̳̲̱̮̌̚-̶̼̱̉͊͊̏͘͝ ̸̡̢̖̝͈̝̹̝̞̖̰̼͓̦̭̒͐̋̅̎͗̐͆̇̏̿̀-̷̧̭̯͉̱̺͎̹͓̙̪͓̗̑ͅ ̵̨̹̖̘͖͊̓͑̈͆̓̂͝͝ͅ-̵̲͕͛͗̂̉ ̵͔͓̼̳̝͇̟̻̪̣̭͂̿͐͗͜-̷͖̞̳̺̳̥̭̝͐̽̽̔̉̉̕̕͜͝ ̸̞͚̣̭̈́͛͊̈́̀̎̾̂͆̕͘͝-̶̺̗̰͎̯̦̭̞͔͗̈́̎̑̉͛͗̈́̋̓̈̕͘ ̷̨̪̺͉̄́͠-̶̛̼͕̝͙͐̍̀̍̿̑͛͋͊̉̂̚̕̕ ̴̖̗̣̜͕̝͇͕͊̔͂̏-̵̣͍̰͓̩̣̠̳̦͕͚̦̼̗̾̑͗̈̈́̚̕ ̶̗̳̼̪̩͚̭̮̰͋̾͂̌̃̌͑͋̀̒͒̐͠ͅ-̸̨͍̦̯͇̠̪̩̾̈́͑̅͌͂̾̅̎̌͛͋̚͝͝ ̸̨͇̲͇̬̟̥͌̄͋̔-̸̭̙͈͈̱̠̹̮̫̈́͆̉̓̄͊͊͒͋̂̍̉̇̚͝ ̸̜͇̜͉̗͎͔͐̄̃̋̋̓͘̚-̷̬͚̆ ̷͔̘̽̓̆͛̇̑͝͝-̶͈̰̭͉̟͍̒̈́̾̀̂̾̏͠

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Twiglets @twigletsaregre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

👀👀 what’s this? Something new to check out @somethingguide.bsky.social 👇👇💜

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