The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 12/09/2026REMEMBER YOUR MANTRA: I AM TOUGH. I AM STRONG. I TRUST IN THE UNIVERSES PLAN FOR ME. I AM NOT GOING TO BE BEATEN BY A PIECE OF FABRIC. TEARS MAY COME AT THIS POINT. LET THEM. - EXCERPT FROM “SO YOU WANT TO SET UP A HAMMOCK” 042
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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 27/08/2026TOP TIPS FOR IMMATERIAL THOUGHTFORMS - 1. IMMANATE FREELY 2. EMANATE FREQUENTLY 3. REIFY THE METAPHOR 043
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The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 23/08/2026NOIR FILM PROTAGONIST TOP TIPS 1. AVOID SWIMMING POOLS 2. DO NOT KILL YOUR PERFECT DOUBLE AND STEAL THEIR LIFE 3. THE SUITCASE HAS A NUKE IN IT -EXCERPT FROM: “SO YOU WANT TO OPEN A DETECTIVE AGENCY” 055
The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 22/08/2026TO ORDER A COPY OF THE SOMETHING GUIDE TO EVERYTHING’S GUIDE “SO YOU WANT TO BE A SKELETON,” SEND YOUR FAVORITE BONE AND A SELF-ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO -̵̻͔̣͊͐ ̷̠͔̮̦͕͉̰͕͍̭̥͔̘͆̈́͝-̶̡̪͕̝̪̝̥̟̝̰̣̙̯̰̻͊́̿͐̾̋͘ ̶͚͙̆̈́̎͒̃̈͋̏̕͠-̵̡͓̻̯͓̺̥̟͙̳͕̦͔͐̓̿͛͂͌͐̉ͅ ̸̢̘̰̝͈̍ͅ-̷̧̨͔̻̣͇̭̰͎̯͂͒̾̍̄͑̀̇͗̇̓̓̏͜͠ͅͅ ̵͇̝̭̫́̔͝-̷̞̯̹̺̪̓̅̈́͘ ̸̨̨̦̗͍̘̳͈̜̬̦́͗̿̑̉͛͑͌̅̈͊-̴̨̪̫̟̫̤̣̀̈́̇̈̈́̐̏̏̐ ̷̧̧̣͕͖̞̯̟̬̭̇͒̋ͅ-̶̧̢͍̺̺̹͎̱̬̮̘̑̅-̵͔̥̟̖͔̠̜̾̎͗̋͐̽̒̾͝ ̴̛̦̩͓̇̐͐͑͐̓̅̀-̸̧̧̺̠̠̹̘͇̭̤̏̌̇̀͒̓ ̴͉̖̖͈̣̮̦̩̒̑̿̔̑̽͘ͅͅ-̴̜͉̞̻̪̤̲̝͌͐̊̾̍̊́̏̍͜͝ͅ ̸̡̧͔̖̟̥̬̖͈̻͚̳̲̱̮̌̚-̶̼̱̉͊͊̏͘͝ ̸̡̢̖̝͈̝̹̝̞̖̰̼͓̦̭̒͐̋̅̎͗̐͆̇̏̿̀-̷̧̭̯͉̱̺͎̹͓̙̪͓̗̑ͅ ̵̨̹̖̘͖͊̓͑̈͆̓̂͝͝ͅ-̵̲͕͛͗̂̉ ̵͔͓̼̳̝͇̟̻̪̣̭͂̿͐͗͜-̷͖̞̳̺̳̥̭̝͐̽̽̔̉̉̕̕͜͝ ̸̞͚̣̭̈́͛͊̈́̀̎̾̂͆̕͘͝-̶̺̗̰͎̯̦̭̞͔͗̈́̎̑̉͛͗̈́̋̓̈̕͘ ̷̨̪̺͉̄́͠-̶̛̼͕̝͙͐̍̀̍̿̑͛͋͊̉̂̚̕̕ ̴̖̗̣̜͕̝͇͕͊̔͂̏-̵̣͍̰͓̩̣̠̳̦͕͚̦̼̗̾̑͗̈̈́̚̕ ̶̗̳̼̪̩͚̭̮̰͋̾͂̌̃̌͑͋̀̒͒̐͠ͅ-̸̨͍̦̯͇̠̪̩̾̈́͑̅͌͂̾̅̎̌͛͋̚͝͝ ̸̨͇̲͇̬̟̥͌̄͋̔-̸̭̙͈͈̱̠̹̮̫̈́͆̉̓̄͊͊͒͋̂̍̉̇̚͝ ̸̜͇̜͉̗͎͔͐̄̃̋̋̓͘̚-̷̬͚̆ ̷͔̘̽̓̆͛̇̑͝͝-̶͈̰̭͉̟͍̒̈́̾̀̂̾̏͠ 055
The Something Guide to Everything @somethingguide.bsky.social · 21/08/2026WE ARE EXCITED TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS. 096