A chess grand master’s daughter has been kidnapped by a rogue AI…and special Agent Chet Phillips is missing. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Astrid Bob Killion as Gunnstein Hedquist and Security Guy Guest Starring John Dowgin as the Bad Mime Pete Barry as Kyle Eric Perry as Whitmire Dave Serfass as A.L.P.H.A Alicia Harabin as Karolina Omarev Rebecca Serfass as Bambi and Kandi J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin https://www.missionrejected.com/610-transcript Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin Associate producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's web page.

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A case from the past may reveal unpleasant truths about the present…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing one potato, two potato. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice Also starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond  and Bob Killion as Security Guy and Archie Grant Guest starring David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Donna Barry as Old Friday Saturday Rebecca Serfass as Sydney Sloane Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermonie Pickle Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Cockatoo Megan Edelman as Agent Anastasia Ray Barry as Old Scraps Christopher S. Fox as Dr. Plymouth John Dowgin as Jefferson  J. Michael DeAngelis as the Parrot and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry https://www.missionrejected.com/609-transcript Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage.

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A dangerous prisoner needs to be escorted across country, a mysterious package needs to be delivered overseas…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is wandering the halls. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Finley and Bob Killion as Security Guy and Guy St. LeFevre Guest Starring John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker, Bartender, and Rowdy Fan Pete Barry as the Bystander, Rowdy Fan, and Raider Dave Serfass as Rockfist J. Michael DeAngelis as the Envoy, TSA Agent, and Train Bartender David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin https://www.missionrejected.com/608-transcript Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits and full sound effect attributions, please visit the episode webpage.

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Every EMF agent has been taken off duty…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is doing trigonometry. Written and Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien and Chloe Jill Ivey as Alice Bob Killion as Ziggy and Security Guy Guest Starring Kristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia Wiles John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Brian T. Sherman as Uncle Riley JoEllen Notte as Tilly Jenelle Tonto as Mrs. Grey Pete Barry as Orlando Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry https://www.missionrejected.com/606-transcript Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.

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An unstable animal geneticist may be conducting dangerous experiments at his private zoo…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is chasing down tacos. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Jill Ivey as Frida and Bob Killion as Herschel Guest Starring Pete Barry as Squeaky Voice Cashier John Dowgin as Hungry Customer J. Michael DeAngelis as Leroy Quattlebaum Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin https://www.missionrejected.com/605-transcript Post credits trailer: https://mooseonahighway.com/ Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki See our website for a full list of credits.