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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/09/2026

"no reason" and there's clearly a bunny right there

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 27/09/2026

Steve Borden is Darby Allin's big brother

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/09/2026

Last night @jaminrose.bsky.social compared me to John Oliver, and to be honest I don't get the comparison

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 30/08/2026

Sting is Darby Allin's dad

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 29/08/2026

Found something I made like a decade ago lmao

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/08/2026

I have been telling people for years that nation dot cymru was a deeply unserious "news" site. Why the fuck did any one take these chancers seriously? Firing the people responsible isn't enough.

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/08/2026

Wait... So the NHS cancelled all those surgeries because of the blog masquerading as journalism nation dot cymru? Holy fuck if I wasn't pissed off before I am now

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/08/2026

I would add further commentary but I'd rather not Martypost

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/08/2026

Apparently, due to Wales being "not as awful (compared to England)" when it came to trans healthcare, some dipshit has decided "oh no, this surely isn't right" and decided to completely shit the bed. Fuck me

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 11/08/2026

"Shen is baiting the trans-shen believers by posting yuri hetslop. At which point do we have to admit this isn't just chess anymore?"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/08/2026

Gianni Infantino sounds like what JK Rowling would name a character who's an Italian Baby

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 02/08/2026

My 'za mogs all of yours

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 22/07/2026

The odyssey isn't historically accurate because at no point are the men fucking each other

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/07/2026

Waiting for the "abstraction of Keir Starmer" edit

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/07/2026

Geronimo finally has gotten justice

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/07/2026

I'm gonna need astrologers to put up or shut up. No more vague "something good will happen on this day" shit with gonzo ass graphs to "prove" it. If you can't give anything specific I don't want to fuckin hear it.

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 16/07/2026

in the dronification chamber . straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My dronenuts

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

250 years and they can't even make a decent meal so they plagiarise every other country's food and call it theirs 🙄

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

In America they call this the "Ja Rule Special" and people pay over $1,000 for this

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

Altoona style pizza is a crime against humanity and every citizen of Pensilvania should be sent to the Hague I don't give a shit if Trump wants to dismantle the International Criminal Court

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

Americans don't know how to cook every video I've seen is them just putting a bunch of shit together and making the worst concoctions mankind has ever seen what the fuck are these supposed to be?

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

They call this hamburger helper. This does not look like hamburger and I assume the "helper" is the fact that it's partially digested. Is this the cause for the explosive diarrhea that's happening right now?

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

I'm probably going to get a lot of hate for this but this shit looks like a stale dried bread roll with cat sick on top. There's no actual way this is actually edible let alone tastes good. They call our shit bland and this looks like the consistency of paper maché

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

Apparently the most popular way to eat steak in the US is well done with ketchup? They must not like flavour because who would willingly ruin food like this?

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

Cheese toasties are fine but most Americans use kraft singles which is insane to me. Use some actual cheese and no I don't mean that velveeta shit or that canned crap

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

Saw a yank say that Britain should be nuked from orbit because they saw a picture of a baked potato with beans and cheese, so I'm going to post some equally ignorant things about American food

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/07/2026

I am refusing to apologise to The Trolls for supporting the Nazi Tattoo Guy. While the 150th report of him being a sex pest was the last straw, I still maintain my original beliefs of supporting sex pests with troubling pasts so long as they say "shit to Israel" enough times

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/07/2026

These are the kind of people who say "autistic people are bad at communication" btw

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/07/2026

"omg shen is eggbaiting again. don't engage with it, it's a trick!" screw that, find out where he's hiding. he can't play that card if we all forcefem him

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/07/2026

I'm taking away the term "media literacy" away from some of you until you learn actual literacy

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/07/2026

Absurd! You make one forcefem joke and you're forever known as the forcefem bnuy.

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/07/2026

The insane part of this wasn't the fact another mod renamed #general-2, but that when people noticed they all went "This is Afal's fault"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 29/06/2026

Jax comes out as a bunnygirl and everyone's all "hummana hummana oobity goobity 🥵 😋 😍" but when I tell people I'm a bunnygirl people are like "but you sound nothing like Michael Kovach"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 18/11/2025

Every day I tell people "do not martypost", and every day I am disappointed whenever I see someone getting in trouble for martyposting. How many times do I have to tell people on this website, This Shit Does Not Look Good On Paper

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 07/01/2026

Reminder: That Shit Doesn't Look Good On Paper

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 23/06/2026

Oh but when I make a joke about jax rotating cubes inside her head...

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 22/06/2026

Was Keith the worst prime minister in the past two decades? No But was he the worst Labour prime minister in the last two decades? Also no But does him not being the worst makes him any good? Believe it or not the answer is no

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 21/06/2026

Being trans rules because if I make a bad joke and people don't like it I can just say people are being transphobic

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 21/06/2026

Lots of people criticising this post but what liberals don't understand is that it's a requirement to be ahistorical if you're a leftist on the Internet

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/06/2026

BUNNYGIRL SUMMER LET'S FUCKING GO CHAT

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/06/2026

Caine upon using the blue cafe free WiFi and seeing all the ragapom yuri r34

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 18/06/2026

A variation "Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians" was used multiple times in Jerry Springer The Opera

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