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Gwen Coney

@somethingafal.com
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Good at bunnying 🐰 Magician by fated appointment only 🪄 Pizza hobbyist 🍕 Third rate petty dabbler 🔮 ⬡ #7375 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍⚧️

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/09/2026
Last night @jaminrose.bsky.social compared me to John Oliver, and to be honest I don't get the comparison
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 29/08/2026
Found something I made like a decade ago lmao
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 11/08/2026
"Shen is baiting the trans-shen believers by posting yuri hetslop. At which point do we have to admit this isn't just chess anymore?"
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 02/08/2026
My 'za mogs all of yours
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
In America they call this the "Ja Rule Special" and people pay over $1,000 for this
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
Altoona style pizza is a crime against humanity and every citizen of Pensilvania should be sent to the Hague I don't give a shit if Trump wants to dismantle the International Criminal Court
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
Americans don't know how to cook every video I've seen is them just putting a bunch of shit together and making the worst concoctions mankind has ever seen what the fuck are these supposed to be?
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
They call this hamburger helper. This does not look like hamburger and I assume the "helper" is the fact that it's partially digested. Is this the cause for the explosive diarrhea that's happening right now?
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
I'm probably going to get a lot of hate for this but this shit looks like a stale dried bread roll with cat sick on top. There's no actual way this is actually edible let alone tastes good. They call our shit bland and this looks like the consistency of paper maché
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
Apparently the most popular way to eat steak in the US is well done with ketchup? They must not like flavour because who would willingly ruin food like this?
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026
Cheese toasties are fine but most Americans use kraft singles which is insane to me. Use some actual cheese and no I don't mean that velveeta shit or that canned crap
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 06/07/2026
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/06/2026
Caine upon using the blue cafe free WiFi and seeing all the ragapom yuri r34
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 17/06/2026
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/05/2026
Sisters of Dorley 2022 - Present
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/04/2026
Needless to say, @jaminrose.bsky.social will certainly not be underestimating my ability to do weird shit in Minecraft.
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 25/04/2026
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 30/03/2026
I don't know who's more stupid. Truss or the people reposting this every few months believeing this is something that actually happened. "PoliticoForYou" is a parody account. There hasn't been anything out there that indicates Truss blames her incompetence on a "transgender mafia"
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/03/2026
Yeah? So?
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/02/2026
I'm sorry w-HAT?
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 23/02/2026
Just finished this and here's my thoughts (which I previously had but still have):
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 19/02/2026
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 02/02/2026
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/01/2026
"chat, I'm simply too tired to take what little free will you have today, so we're going to watch this movie instead"
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/01/2026
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 19/01/2026
Daily bunnies has gotten 20+ blocks in a 24h period? Who's out there blocking bunny posts? Who out there hates cute animals and whimsy?
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/01/2026
Lots of dilbert fans upset that many of the comics that Scott Adams never published are going to be lost media. I'm more interested in the chatgpt prompt he made of a hypnosis script he thought was "too dangerous" to share
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 13/01/2026
damb, it's them
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 07/01/2026
Reminder: That Shit Doesn't Look Good On Paper
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 19/12/2025
Got some Luxury Christmas Crackers from Aldi today. Everyone tag what prize you'd like to get in your cracker
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 18/12/2025
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 09/12/2025
It's OK, my wife has given me permission to decide who's trans or not on this website
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/12/2025
Just got my bunny wrapped
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 01/12/2025
Can't have a fun meme any more without some dipshit saying "ough I'm going to turn thuis into a bit coin"
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/11/2025
Tried to make @xisumavoid.com's "Buffalo Pesto" pizza. Couldn't find some of the spice mix he recommended so made my own which turned out rather decent. Pizza was pretty good. Not sure if I'm going to add this to my rotation of pizza toppings
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 06/10/2025
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/10/2025
I think it's fine when an owner of a website tells their users "I think you all are being little bitches" actually
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/09/2025
Whenever something happens in UK recently
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 27/08/2025
Magicians have just found out about LinkedIn style posting
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 11/08/2025
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/08/2025
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/08/2025
lol, lmao
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 04/08/2025
Lucius Fox: Mr Wayne you'll need to sneak up behind the cobra tanks and shoot them up the ass with your missiles
Batman: could you make the missile aiming faster please.
Lucius Fox: I'm sorry Mr Wayne, but I'm too busy making another bat tank with all the upgrades you've asked for so far just in case you decide to smash up the one you're currently driving.
Batman: we've got plenty of time before the Arkham Knight deploys more drones. Switch to doing more research on speeding up the cobra ass blasting
Lucius Fox: Very well Mr Wayne, in the meantime Riddler has another racetrack he's put under a lesbian bar ready for you to race
Batman: actually on second thoughts the spare car will do
Lucius Fox: excellent choice Mr Wayne
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/07/2025
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 11/07/2025
Suing scrub daddy for using my likeness
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 27/05/2025
OH COME ON NOW
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 02/05/2025
Found out this cursed piece of information just now
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 21/04/2025
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 31/03/2025
No one's buying me a pizza today? Fine, I'll just make some instead
Pepperoni and chease I don't know what to tell ya bud, if my post implies that I'm making my own pizza and there's images attached you'd think that there would be homemade pizza in those images. Also look at the air bubbles in that crust. Holy moly. Anyway if any girl would like me to make them a pizza my DMs are open, I won't mind if you make a cheesy pun like "I want that 12incher inside me" or something like that except maybe I might depending on how awful your pun is idk.
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 25/03/2025
Quick reminder
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