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El Más Guapo

@somerandomclown.bsky.social
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Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)

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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The great thing about 2020 was all the “anti-racist” types revealing all the tactics the “white devil” uses to maintain white supremacy because it is all those precise tactics that the “anti-racist” types use against Jews. So you CAN build a house using the masters tools? Fools.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Secret fascists” Wow Reason #5773367 why I don’t trust teachers unions.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My life has improved significantly since my son started doing his own laundry. Today he asked if we are ever getting a dishwasher. I smiled and gazed at him… I already have one.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speaking as the most chiseled hunk of beef that ever microblogged from the Flower City, who just happens to be the most sought after man in the B Dot by the ladies for Coital Servicing (no Castlemore women sorry) and who just happens to be TGIMTECOOB, I must admit I like canned tuna. It’s reliable.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You do know teaching kids to read is an oppressive practice, right?
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking as the most humble and wise sage to ever furrow his deep and feral brows while considering, manipulating and constructing ideas conceived at a frequency no one else BUT ONE can feel, hear or see, and who just happens to be TGIMTECOOB, I must say I like the Jace thing on Reality Fracture.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Don’t try me nobody, cuz you’ll never win…”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“…I never could learn shit from none of y’all…”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“For all hobbits share a love for things that GROW”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
…The grade threes writing later this year. When these grade 3s writing later this year were in grade one, me and the TP did this… And so, How would you bet? Is 75% grade 3 reading at the EQAO standard of level 3 or 4 at NAME REDACTED Public School just some pipe dream by some pie eyed fool?
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nevertheless and notwithstanding, I expected last years grade three cohort to have some literacy improvements. I said to admin, “I think 20 points is attainable.” lol 38 points, 127 percent increase in reading. And me and the TP did not team teach this cohort… We team taught the next cohort…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
…most notably my TP and I doing a bunch of diagnostics when we thought we were doing screeners… We were so proud of ourselves, and then we sat down with the literacy coach who gave us the bad news and I would have liked to see my face as I realized I just did the wrong shit for nothing…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last years grade three cohort, whose results I have shown, I expected a jump but not that high. Last years grade 3 cohort, when I had them in grade one, it was my first year starting the year fully committed to structured lit. It was successful but there were many fuck ups…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The 25/26 cohort isn’t even the cohort I expected big things from. I expected big things from this years grade 3 cohort, as that was the first year my teaching partner and I team taught our grade ones… I took all the reds between the two classes and she took everyone else, 9-10 periods a week…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The average of 23/24 and 24/25 compared to 25/26? (67 as the midpoint between 77 and 57)… 58 points, 86% increase… Anyway you slice it, the pie is delicious. The improvement is statistically significant and undeniable. Are you too proud to ask for help? “My numbers are humbling facts” - 🦉
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s take the total raw scores for 23/24, 24/25 and 25/26 and run the numbers… 23/24 - 77 24/25 - 57 25/26 - 125 The percentage increase from 23/24 compared to 25/26 is 48 points and a 62% increase. 24/25 to 25/26 - 68 points, 119% increase…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Writing is up by 30 percentage POINTS… it’s actually a 111% increase… 😘😘😘
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mistake… 38 percentage POINTS… it’s actually a 127% increase… 😘
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And now we celebrate.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It happened. My “in two years” prediction came true. A 38% jump in grade 3 reading and a 30% jump in grade 3 writing. Eat it, fuckers… Learn. Never spit in the wind. Never pull on supermans cape. And never, and I mean NEVER doubt the greatest phonemic segmenter to ever come out of Brampton.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When you are as ridiculously handsome as I am, and as big of a legend as I am in the Flower City, and if you are also the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, they bring you your black coffee as soon as you sit down at Golden Eggs in the Dixie Plaza (Castlemore could NEVER lol).
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Speaking as the most virile specimen of masculinity in Peel Region, who just happens to have a Blackest Belt (that’s higher than a black ((no capital ON PURPOSE)) belt) in the Coital Arts, and who just happens to be the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, I must say this is ❤️.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Those ain’t my haters, those are my secret admirers” - 🦉
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Hes playing that nutcase again” - my neighbours
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I must be honest with my fans, all you “little people” who are numbered like the rose petals thrown at my feet as I walk the hallowed halls of Bramalea City Centre seemingly on a cloud as the old and sick rush to touch the hem of my garment, I must admit that I have not been “icing up” lately.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today is sad day #dolly
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If, once again, you have ever wished me harm for some sadly misguided reason on account of some obvious personal failing on your part (get some help ffs), well today is your lucky day because today I bit my finger while eating. Up close you can totally see a face. (Probably a holy miracle nbd)
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*mask of cool over seething face meme*
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Context - the greatest tweet of all time…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wow
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why Jamaica for a vacation? 1. Not a “budget” destination, keeps out the rif raf… 2. The food 3. The food 4. The food Go to the Riu Aquarelle, Montego Bay… Yw
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
To be very very honest, this song sounds exactly like the picture.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Honestly I think it’s arson.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Homelands and Fallen Empires was better than Aetherdrift… hard pass.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a sidebar to something we were talking about, I had to explain to my gf what the prostate is, what it does and where exactly it is and now I think she’s suspicious…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And i did it without playing ONE GAME of that new set. Too many sets.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Argentina va salir campeón Argentina va salir campeón El día que la vaca vuela Argentina baja la inflación Todos amemos la república La re puta madre que lo re parió”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Speaking not only as the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, but also speaking as the most handsome microblogger to ever have VIP privileges at Golden Eggs in the Dixie Plaza, and also as a role model for all kids, I think Drakes next song should be called “El Mas Guapo STFU”.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pound cake tastes better when it’s frozen.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My mother honestly likes this. This tastes like cough syrup. I think it’s time to talk about the nursing home.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you “good game” me while playing on MTG Arena dot com, I will just walk away from the game for a bit (maybe take a bath or something) and you can wait. Hell, maybe if your lucky I will tap in just before it auto quits, just to let it run some more.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
IMPORTANTE MICROBLOG UPDATE! My son, the fruit of my loins, has now REFUSED to play my Stasis EDH deck anymore (very disrespectful ((it’s the mothers side)) behaviour) and has thrown multiple hissy fits. Achievement Unlocked ☑️
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I have eaten an unusually large amount of pound cake in the last 2 days.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 25/06/2026
GOONING ALONE
e-girl bath water
THE
COLLAPSE AND REVIVAL OF SEXUAL
REVOLUTION
Robert D. Putnam
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No. Not one game. Too many sets. The greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of brampton has spoken.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finally…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The other day, the young son of a close friend said I was an “unc” when I tried to give him sage advice. Poor child he knew not what he did; to be this close to the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton and just WASTE my wisdom smh. its okay his father thrashed him for the insult.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
sog mip iykyk…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jesús was a great American who literally wrote the Bible.
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