El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“…I never could learn shit from none of y’all…” 001
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“For all hobbits share a love for things that GROW” 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The 25/26 cohort isn’t even the cohort I expected big things from. I expected big things from this years grade 3 cohort, as that was the first year my teaching partner and I team taught our grade ones… I took all the reds between the two classes and she took everyone else, 9-10 periods a week… 100
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My mistake… 38 percentage POINTS… it’s actually a 127% increase… 😘 100
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It happened. My “in two years” prediction came true. A 38% jump in grade 3 reading and a 30% jump in grade 3 writing. Eat it, fuckers… Learn. Never spit in the wind. Never pull on supermans cape. And never, and I mean NEVER doubt the greatest phonemic segmenter to ever come out of Brampton. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When you are as ridiculously handsome as I am, and as big of a legend as I am in the Flower City, and if you are also the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, they bring you your black coffee as soon as you sit down at Golden Eggs in the Dixie Plaza (Castlemore could NEVER lol). 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Speaking as the most virile specimen of masculinity in Peel Region, who just happens to have a Blackest Belt (that’s higher than a black ((no capital ON PURPOSE)) belt) in the Coital Arts, and who just happens to be the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, I must say this is ❤️. 010
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“Those ain’t my haters, those are my secret admirers” - 🦉 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Hes playing that nutcase again” - my neighbours 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I must be honest with my fans, all you “little people” who are numbered like the rose petals thrown at my feet as I walk the hallowed halls of Bramalea City Centre seemingly on a cloud as the old and sick rush to touch the hem of my garment, I must admit that I have not been “icing up” lately. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If, once again, you have ever wished me harm for some sadly misguided reason on account of some obvious personal failing on your part (get some help ffs), well today is your lucky day because today I bit my finger while eating. Up close you can totally see a face. (Probably a holy miracle nbd) 010
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Why Jamaica for a vacation? 1. Not a “budget” destination, keeps out the rif raf… 2. The food 3. The food 4. The food Go to the Riu Aquarelle, Montego Bay… Yw 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026To be very very honest, this song sounds exactly like the picture. 010
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Homelands and Fallen Empires was better than Aetherdrift… hard pass. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026As a sidebar to something we were talking about, I had to explain to my gf what the prostate is, what it does and where exactly it is and now I think she’s suspicious… 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026And i did it without playing ONE GAME of that new set. Too many sets. 010
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026“Argentina va salir campeón Argentina va salir campeón El día que la vaca vuela Argentina baja la inflación Todos amemos la república La re puta madre que lo re parió” 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Speaking not only as the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, but also speaking as the most handsome microblogger to ever have VIP privileges at Golden Eggs in the Dixie Plaza, and also as a role model for all kids, I think Drakes next song should be called “El Mas Guapo STFU”. 010
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My mother honestly likes this. This tastes like cough syrup. I think it’s time to talk about the nursing home. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If you “good game” me while playing on MTG Arena dot com, I will just walk away from the game for a bit (maybe take a bath or something) and you can wait. Hell, maybe if your lucky I will tap in just before it auto quits, just to let it run some more. 100
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 28/06/2026IMPORTANTE MICROBLOG UPDATE! My son, the fruit of my loins, has now REFUSED to play my Stasis EDH deck anymore (very disrespectful ((it’s the mothers side)) behaviour) and has thrown multiple hissy fits. Achievement Unlocked ☑️ 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I have eaten an unusually large amount of pound cake in the last 2 days. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 24/06/2026No. Not one game. Too many sets. The greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of brampton has spoken. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The other day, the young son of a close friend said I was an “unc” when I tried to give him sage advice. Poor child he knew not what he did; to be this close to the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton and just WASTE my wisdom smh. its okay his father thrashed him for the insult. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 13/06/2026*quietly puts away official BJ licensed Blue Light Reducer Kit 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 01/06/2026“Im grater than everybody like some shredded cheese” - 🦉 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Yo MTG Arena dot com How long are you going to do this? 000
Reposted by El Más GuapoSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 19/05/2026A real literacy crisis is not having vocabulary for situations that sit between "they didn't give me enough ketchup packets" and "war crime." 79914
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Speaking as the single greatest and most handsome indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be an expert in the mysteries of coitus, and who just happens to be the man your mom thinks about at 2:00am, I dedicate this ball icing album session to the 🦉himself. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026THREE ALBUMS??? If icing your balls for 20 minutes is good (and it is), then icing up for a whole album is great! If icing your balls for a whole album is great, then icing up for 3 WHOLE ASS ALBUMS is gonna be life changing 😎… 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Since tomorrow is a very big day where I will be icing with a bag o peas for the whole album (becoming ONE with the album in a profound and physically visceral way), I think I should be adventurous and try the ol bag o brussel sprouts tonight for variety. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 14/05/2026To honour the Iceman release tomorrow, I will be listening to the new album while icing up my gonads with a fresh, newly bought, bag o peas for the entire album. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Listen MTG Arena dot com… I don’t care if every choice is ShitHaven, I’m not playing ONE game of it. I have a heavy responsibility that you know NOTHING about. As the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, my time is literally heaps of money and you’re wasting it. Too many sets. 110
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Day 75677668876788778777787777777544679853244224456785566555667627 - Note to self: If you open the bag of peas to eat some make sure you close the bag completely to avoid an avalanche (more like a few pellets but it is equally traumatizing) of peas flooding your undercarriage during ball icing time. 000
El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Day 5646656767777855766766776666777777765776 - You know that novelty toy that’s a bunch of little sliding metal rods and you put your hand or face over it and it makes an impression? That’s exactly why the bag o peas REMAINS king of iceballing tools…Flexible and precise coverage, just like that toy. 000
