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Will Ralston (they/he)

@someotherwill.bsky.social
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writer of things Hollywood doesn't like very much

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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thanks to job search bots "reading" my resume, I now know I'm a good fit for Police Commissioner of Suffolk County. Thanks, A.I.!
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Out of the loop but always willing to jump back in, I pressed play on four Roisin Murphy tracks this morning and can confidently report Sinead O'Connor would have eaten her for breakfast.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 06/03/2026
there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it). the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I can see why people question the provenance of this writing but not only has he had ample opportunity to practice his peenmanship, we have no way of knowing how many tries it took to get this version.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"Help find lost dogs" was definitely not the only pitch seriously considered by a marketing dept brainstorming an AI security ad campaign, but I'm pretty sure the geniuses signing the checks thought it was the most wholesome and above reproach.
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Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi sounded a little different before she started doing Trump's bidding.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's not just hallucination when AI makes shit up. It's all hallucination. Or none of it, since something needs to have consciousness in order to hallucinate.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New plan: everyone wear watching eyes
en.wikipedia.org
Watching-eye effect - Wikipedia
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Got. Damn.
IC: So is that because you don’t believe the accusations, or because you think that it’s time to move on?

DS: I don’t know. I’m not informed about the accusations. I wasn’t there. I wasn’t present, but I know his personality. I know his character. I can’t tell because I wasn’t there, and he might’ve made some mistakes, but he’s a very good guy at heart. He’s a very generous and human kind of person.

IC: You told the Times that Brett “made some mistakes.” Has he told you that he made mistakes?

DS: No. No. No. Isaac, no. All I’m saying is that I worked with him twelve hours, fifteen hours, a day, and then everybody went their own way. Our age difference is wide. I could be his father.

IC: I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled. There are a lot of people who feel affection for Brett.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The fact that there is so much money in politics is bad. The reality that so many politicians can be bought for so little is worse. Like, I dunno, at LEAST hold out for $5mil cash to vote against your own platform.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hikers in MN be aware. ICE has been detaining people then releasing them naked in the woods near Whipple. Rapid response is needed to rescue your community members from hypothermia and loss of limbs. www.instagram.com/reel/DUI6htM...
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thesidewalk.school on Instagram: "UPDATE—Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked detainees in the woods of Minnesota.“Individuals have shown up …"
UPDATE—Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked detainees in the woods of Minnesota.“Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls.”“If you are taking your dog for a walk in a park—please keep an eye out.”“Make sure there are no individuals in there who may succumb to hypothermia—let’s share this and let’s come together.”Specifically around the Whipple Federal Building located in Fort Snelling, Minnesota.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Pennsylvania's resistance flag
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Trump is America First like any parent with one kid... Until that parent decides one isn't enough and begins breaking into other people's homes to steal their kids, too.
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 24/01/2026
Tobias Kinter Bencosme, 44, of Miami, FL, is an ICE Supervisory Detention Agent who participated in the illegal home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St Paul, MN on 1/18/2026. Bencosme dragged the Hmong grandfather outside in the frigid air wearing only boxers and a blanket.
VIOLENT DHS / ICE OFFICER - ARMED AND DANGEROUS
TOBIAS K. BENCOSME
SUSPECTED KIDNAPPER/TERRORIST
Miami, FL ICE
Tobias Kinter Bencosme, 44, of Miami, FL, is an ICE Supervisory Detention Agent who participated in the illegal home invasion and kidnapping of an elderly American citizen in St Paul, MN on 1/18/2026. Benscome dragged the grandfather outside into the frigid air wearing only underwear and a blanket. Benscome was arrested in Hialeah, FL in 2012 for failure to appear and driving with a suspended license.
St. Paul. MN 1/18/26
St. Paul. MN 1/18/26
DISCLAIMER: Ths is a community warning only. All info is from public sources and may be incomplete or inaccurate. We make no legal claims as to guilt. We condemn all threats, violence, harassment, or sharing private info including addresses, phone numbers, or familv member info. The First Amendment protects documentation of suspected official misconduct.
DO NOT APPROACH OR ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND THIS INDIVIDUAL.The now infamous photo of an elderly man wearing only blue boxers, no shirt, with a thin blanket draped over him being marched through the snow by two ICE agents. Bencosme is circled in red.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The benefit of having more than two parties to pick from is maybe one is actively evil, one passively evil, and maybe one just isn't evil at all? Like Rs and Ds playing hot potato for two hundred and fifty years has created a power monopoly with two faces.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Evolution of Man drawing, but starting with a klansman holding a burning cross and ending with an ice thug brandishing a gun
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 15/01/2026
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
An abandoned ICE vehicle with graffiti on it.An abandoned ICE vehicle with graffiti on it.
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 15/01/2026
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
fransport or inuniration Targete.
MERCADO MEDIA
1 Make sure you have you PIV card and access tas buen granted. it you don't you wi need to go through the guard shack entrance.
Once you eross over the tight rai tracks you wilt take the immediate tett into the s south entrance. (See Black line)
3. Youwill opproach an access point where you will need to scan your PIv card. Gate should open. (See Black Arrow)
4. Drive to the most northwester tot and drive between the bulldings. You will sue garage entrances on both sides. (See black line)
5. The garage buitding on the teft will be the bultding the sally port is located in. (See red circte),
6. Last garage door on the teft wilt be the sally port. (See black line inside red crcle.).
There will be another access point at that door. Scan you PIV card to get access or Once outside the sally port, agents can call the ERO command post 612-843-8701/612-843-
8708) to gain access to the sally port. Hours 0800 to 1500.
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Something horrifying is happening in America: Because he was filming ICE Nazis, whuch is protected under the constitution, an American citizen in St. Paul, Minnesota was brutalized to the point of becoming unresponsive. What happened in Nazi Germany is happening in America. 😳👇
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
3 min before the shooting, Renee Good was honking her horn incessantly. Several (4? 5?) vehicles leave the block, driving past her. Ross goes behind her, another car leaves, and she starts to reverse to pull away when the white truck stops and you know the rest.
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Homeland Security (@DHSgov)
Let’s check the tape. For more than 3 minutes the anti-ICE agitator impeded a law enforcement operation with her vehicle.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
3 min before the shooting, Renee Good was honking her horn incessantly. Several (4? 5?) vehicles leave the block, driving past her. Ross goes behind her, another car leaves, and she starts to reverse to pull away when the white truck stops and you know the rest.
xcancel.com
Homeland Security (@DHSgov)
Let’s check the tape. For more than 3 minutes the anti-ICE agitator impeded a law enforcement operation with her vehicle.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*. workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...
Only a few hours after ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot and killed Minneapolis resident and mother Renee Good on January 7, federal immigration enforcement agents descended onto Roosevelt High School property during school dismissal as students were exiting the building. MFE members say that ICE agents tackled and detained a school staff member and union member who was working at the time. The MFE member was since released, according to a union spokesperson. The agents also deployed a chemical irritant against students and staff on school grounds, MFE says. A school official, speaking to MPR News on condition of anonymity, said many students sheltered in a nearby library.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Visual information is processed in everyone's brain according to their own perspective but how this shows any of that, I'll never understand.
Bryan Passifiume tweet dated 1/9/26 @ 2:35pm

They've released bodycam video of Renee Nicole Good running down that ICE agent in Minneapolis. 

I'm almost certain this'll be ignored by mainstream media, but she definitely ran him down -- and that's an application of deadly force worthy of being met with dealt force
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He was pissed two dykes weren't fearful or compliant. It was a hate crime.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
youtu.be
Donald Trump Movie Review - Orson Welles' - " Citizen Kane "
YouTube video by NewsHunter29
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Camo and balaclava are the new white robe and hood
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
What is going on with trending topics?!? No Minneapolis. No Portland. But that's all my timeline is.
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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Philadelphia sheriff Rochelle Bilal: “No law enforcement professional wears a mask…No law enforcement professional shoots at a moving vehicle. “What Trump’s private army is doing…is not only against legal law, but moral law.” Vows to arrest agents on site who commit crimes.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
NAL but for the record USC 18 111 states: (a)In General.—Whoever— (1)forcibly assaults, resists, opposes, impedes, intimidates, or interferes with any person designated in section 1114 of this title while engaged in or on account of the performance of official duties; or (1/3)
law.cornell.edu
18 U.S. Code § 111 - Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers or employees
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Fun fact, they do that on purpose - this is a ten year old article: www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/new-dir...
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
interesting that ICE killed someone in Minnesota, the epicenter of conversation over Governor Tim Walz. If you don’t realize this is States vs. Federal government now, I’m not sure what else to say. It is of the utmost importance that Governors the Trump regime hate do not leave their posts.
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Happy "storm the capitol and shit in Mike Johnson's desk" for those who celebrate.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Dreamt I put the phrase "While you were sleeping mistakes were made" on a T-shirt and got rich.
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I was watching The Family Stone last night and wondered about Keaton's character's mastectomy scars. Thanks to AI, I now know things about them that aren't even in the movie. (She showed the edge of a scar to her husband. No character named Connor. Also don't think type of cancer is specified)
AI summary: 

"In The Family Stone: 

Character: Sybil Stone (Keaton) is a matriarch who has survived breast cancer but learns it has returned. 

The Scar Moment: She reveals her mastectomy scars to her son, Connor, in a deeply emotional scene, symbolizing her vulnerability and their bond." Wikipedia cast list showing there is no character named Connor
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Tonight, because I felt like it and have no impulse control, I ate too many Christmas cookies. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT AND CEO THE UNTIED STAINS OF MURIKKKA
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
PJ was talented, yes, but also extremely funny and kind, and charmingly insecure about his talent. RIP
thebanner.com
James Ransone, who played Ziggy on ‘The Wire,’ dead at 46
James Ransone “committed not only to the work but to the camaraderie that turns every good film production into something familial and caring,” said David Simon, creator of “The Wire.”
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I hate it here
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Children under 5 and males are particularly at risk...
Introductory paragraph of an article about deaths caused by or with washing machines in South Korea: 

"A washing machine is a convenient device used to clean laundry, which comprises a large part of housework. It is often not considered to be a dangerous appliance, but it can result in serious injuries or death [1], [2]. The most frequently reported age at injury is between 1 and 2 years [1]. Children < 5 years and males are particularly at risk of sustaining injury, and infants are at a higher risk of drowning in bathtubs, toilets, or washing machines [1]. Few cases of washing machine–related accidental death in children have been reported [1], [2], [3], with the cause of death being asphyxia due to hypoxia. The current literature does not include statistical research or articles reviewing washing machine–related deaths. In particular, data on washing machine–related suicides have not been reported to date. As adults may use washing machines to die by suicide, this study retrospectively reviewed the status of washing machine–related deaths in South Korea and compared their characteristics with those of bathtub-related deaths."
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
When does the madness end? When can we be done with "hook or crook" season and enter the long-awaited "tooth and nail" celebrations?
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The 9 year old is currently trying to convince Google AI that the Earth is flat, NASA is fake, and there is an official Pokemon named Epichew who is a pink llama.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Does anyone else's cat do this or is mine defective?
Prussian Blue sitting like she misunderstood the yoga instructor.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Why do we spend all year teaching kids about stranger danger and then for one night only, some rando with a white beard and "gifts for the kiddies" breaks into your house, and that somehow is the cause of some of your happiest memories?
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I named my fists Woodward and Bernstein because I want you to know what really happened.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Dreamt last night that the government started building mini-pentagons inside HOAs.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I also wouldn't vote for a candidate with a Grateful Dead skull tattoo who didn't realize that's what it was and never liked the band. I'm not a hypocrite.
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Will Ralston (they/he) @someotherwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I am on a mailing list because I RSVP'D to one of his huge rallies to take seats away from actual supporters but I think this is the first message I've got from it. They are TERRIFIED right now.
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