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Lizzy

@someonelizz.bsky.social
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Queer fiction, linguistics, ephemera. Penhallow/Trevelyan stan. 🏳️‍🌈 she/her Header by @ThreatNotation on Twitter

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salad bowl liberal @mjraskob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the perfect Bluesky sequence of sentences does not exist—
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The lack of an Oxford comma here indicates that this is a list of three items and that there are no appositives. If you added an Oxford comma, then it would be ambiguous whether “a New York vigilante” was a) an appositive coreferential with “Sylvia Plath” or b) simply the second item in a list.
BlueSky post reading “Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.” The image it’s referring to is a headline reading “Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah or Iran featured in latest historical fiction”
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The only reason I took Hindi instead of Sanskrit in college was that Sanskrit was at 8 am and Hindi was at 11 am
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
who knew that that Brian Eno quote would also apply to Swiss cheese
In Swiss cheese production, the number and size of eyes declined in the 2000s. This was due to increased hygiene standards, which reduced the number of dust particles in the milk around which gas bubbles form. In 2025, the Swiss Federal Administrative Court approved the addition of hay flower [de] powder (a mixture of various wildflowers and grasses) to the milk during cheesemaking, to allow for eyes of the typical number and size to form.Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its  limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.
Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m a simple woman, I repost Angels in America posts
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
perhaps Millie Bobby Brown would like to read Idlewild by James Frankie Thomas
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
life goal (that I cannot achieve because I live in an apartment building with communal garbage)
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I read Meeting New People by Daniel Lavery! It’s about loneliness and friendship breakups, and it said exactly the thing I needed to hear about my friendship breakup. If you’re sad and also tired of feel-good platitudes about loss, this book is for you.
Cover of Meeting New People. It has a painting of a stubborn-looking little girl sitting at a table.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
if your adult son calls you from a pay phone in the middle of the night and says “Mama, I’m a homosexual,” do NOT respond, “You’re old enough to understand your father didn’t love you without being ridiculous about it”
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Louis Ironson’s understanding of child development surprisingly accurate
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
me reading a post about pickle-flavored Oreos: Is this an Angels in America reference? 🤔
Taste: For starters, the OREO cookie part tastes like a regular OREO chocolate sandwich cookie. The fudge part tastes like: FUCK YOU I’M A PICKLE!!!!!!!!LOUIS: How?
PRIOR (Furious): Fuck you! I’m a prophet!
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Spent Easter Sunday watching a story about a man in his early 30s who was unfairly persecuted by society, was betrayed by a man close to him, and who went to Heaven and came back. I’m referring, of course, to Angels in America.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A verb is not “an action word.”
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
*whispers* kink-shaming
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
retelling of A Midsummer Night’s Dream as a season of The Ultimatum: Queer Love
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The way I explain this idea is, if a non-native English speaker hears someone use the word in its common but prescriptively incorrect meaning & asks you what it means, it’s not helpful for you to only tell them what it’s “supposed” to mean. It’s helpful to tell them how it’s actually used.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
the greatest millennial novel is Idlewild by James Frankie Thomas
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I recently watched Angels in America with a friend who suggested they should change all the ozone references to climate change references, and my whole body went “no!!!!!!!!!”
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Watched Heated Rivalry with some friends who don’t read fanfiction and am now watching them invent RPF from first principles
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
oh no
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
hello I am the target audience for this
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
unfortunately for me this is neurofibromatosis, the disease that I wrote a report on for 9th grade biology
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
yes.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I always find it obnoxious when people say they’re taking a break from social media, but I got an app that enforces a 20-second delay when I try to open BlueSky, and it immediately made me use this app way less, and it’s great.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I once recommended this book to a friend and only subsequently learned that she does not like sad books 🙃
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college. -Language Disorders -Marine Mammals -Linguistic Field Methods -The Lesbian Novel -[language redacted for being so rarely studied it’s potentially identifying]
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
In all fairness, I think there are a lot of people who remain married even when it does not in fact benefit them
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I checked. It’s true.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
nathan fielder is that you
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tawny Owl The female owl: ‘To-wit!’ (‘Yoohoo!’) ‘To-woo!’ says her suitor (‘It’s you!’) This strygine duetting Is a way of abetting Their main purpose. To wit: to woo.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
trans astronauts!!
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
actually this whole thread is fascinating
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Shakespeare was a podcaster send skeet
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m @mirative.moe · 14/01/2026
A syntactician walks into A'
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’m generally tired of openings like “[Character] [verb]ed the [noun] as they [verb2]ed, [verb3]ing the [noun2] [adverbial]”
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Jennifer Dees @jdees.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you are in or near San Francisco, there is an emergency protest at 6 pm on Sansome, at immigration court. It is safe, I’ve been there multiple times, but large numbers of people would be very helpful. It’s time for us to get in the streets. Please turn out wherever you are, if you can.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Someone once told me that nobody ever died of cancer until seedless watermelons were invented.
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The Handmaiden (2016)
Still from The Handmaiden, showing two young women of East Asian descent in 1930s period costume. One holds a parasol over the other.
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Angels in America @angelsinamerica.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Post a famous bathroom scene
Scene from the HBO adaptation of Angels in America, showing Louis and Joe in a men’s room. The dialogue caption reads “Well, oh boy, a gay Republican!”
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
reordering the alphabet by place of articulation tired: from A to Z wired: from P to H
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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
foot fetishist (iambic pentameter)
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
somebody’s read Metaphors We Live By
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Angels in America by Tony Kushner
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I finished 30 books this year. Here are a few of my favorites:
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Average person only sniffs one ham a week. Jamón Jorge, who lives in Spain and sniffs 800 hams a day, was an outlier and should not have been counted
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
👀 Now I really want to read this
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I once watched a movie set in the 70s, I think it was All the President’s Men, and there’s a scene where a character lights a cigarette while IN AN ELEVATOR WITH ANOTHER PERSON, and I was so shocked I literally screamed out loud
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Lizzy @someonelizz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
my Goodreads:
Screenshot of two Goodreads tags: “to read 2018” (10 books) and “to read 2019” (11 books)
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