iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

beard TRIM! Trim. I will always have a beard lol

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

still no beard shave. the other day a bodega clerk told me I look like Wolverine

A naked (but only to the waist) selfie of me leaning over toward camera and smiling, beard thick, hair almost vaguely sort of not a million miles away from Wolverine’s.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

rolling up to the gay bar with a bag full of PrEP lmao look I just happened to be taking it home today

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

really having a belly moment this month

A head-to-waist shirtless selfie. Definitely got a belly!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

just be glad I didn’t post any pics from this appointment lol, off day for sure

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

size queens are the champeens of ghosting lol “Not really but guys seem to like it,” works every time

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wasn’t feeling cute, but just had the latest appointment! And all remains well, saith the test results If you’re not on this stuff absolutely do it

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Why not just scroll strangers’ social media posts with your eyes closed? That seems far more efficient

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I CAN’T lol. Literally can’t do anything with the main account except look. Weird one

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

posting from the alt that my main account is hosed somehow - can’t post, can’t reply, can’t like, it’s like being on an imposed time-out except there’s no visible evidence of that either. Let’s see if I can repost this at least!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I even like it like this, but the public demands a cut haha

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

warning that this is what you’re dealing with

Text messages ro me: “Well i am excited to see what all you do with your mouth

“And where all you use it ;)”

I reply: “Brooklyn, mostly” and a photo of a drummer doing a rimshot captioned “BA DUM tssshhh.”

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

(the real sign is someone saying they're interested in "MEN" in all caps, on a gay hookup app. Guess it works for them, but not if they wanted to meet me)

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

when I first got on the apps I thought “no t” meant they were a transphobe and accidentally blocked a bunch of guys for not doing meth

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I did not see him, just the jump scare of the distance notification

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

yesterday I walked out of work bloated and sweaty and unshaven and then saw that this extremely good-looking mutually interested Scruff crush I haven’t met in person yet was 400 feet away. Noooooo

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

twisting around to take butt selfies because the front camera doesn’t work

My unclothed butt as seen from a side angle.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

In the end I think it’s the right call. We have each other’s numbers but profile looks and “great pic” in Scruff DMs outweigh texts about other things, just seems like a lot of focus on looking at me

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It’s not even that I think he’d do anything horrible, it’s that I feel like “this is even better than looking at his profile pictures” would be a thought in his mind, and I’d have trouble not thinking about that, and there goes the whole point of relaxing and losing your self-consciousness about it

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Feel bad about it, but it takes a lot of trust to hang naked and alone with someone you don’t know very well. Did that the once and it went fine, and we were planning to again this weekend, but the number of times he’s looked at my profile since idk

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just sent an awkward text to this nudist guy I’d hung out with before. He’s into me but I’m not into him, and he is a perfectly good guy who’s respected that completely in person but also looks and re-looks at my Scruff profile a lot. I lost the nerve, wouldn’t be comfortable

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

met up with my first couple last night, just to drink and chitchat but it was hot. As we talked about movies they each started reaching out and stroking legs and hands and etc. Love when you’re talking about nothing important, but having that second conversation underneath

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Well, they say so but I think they’re just average

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

that said I’m getting crazy notifications since making this my profile pic

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

someone asked me to meet up for an introductory Getting to Know You drink today, and I didn’t tell my husband because… because… 🫦 because Scruff guys always cancel on you. And he did. lol

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Yep, doing the daily thing—the way it was explained to me it was a little less effective to do 2-1-1, and I might later but it was not really psychologically possible to start out by doing the less effective version

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

apparently yelling this on the subway is “disruptive”

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

taking my PrEP late, no one have sex with me for 72 hours just to be safe!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

an hour ago I was in Manhattan and this was a dick

A low angle shows me drinking a beer shirtless, my lips wrapped around the end of the bottle, my left tit the same size as my head because of the perspective.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I wasn’t trying to jiggle them, I just make weird little motions like that

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

🇬🇧 in bio and specifying “MEN” in all caps three times on a gay hookup app…just get to the part where you specify that’s a shot at trans people so we can block each other and move on

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

turns out this also applies to Bluesky DMs

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“A daddy,” the category, sure. As a nickname blecch, unless they’ve straight-up got a fetish I don’t know why anyone wants to introduce that dynamic

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The sunset light today is crazy, everything looks good haha

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

just got called “Daddy” on the apps and made this face, guess it’s still not for me

A selfie of me on the street, looking perturbed with a downturned mouth.

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