iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

still no beard shave. the other day a bodega clerk told me I look like Wolverine

A naked (but only to the waist) selfie of me leaning over toward camera and smiling, beard thick, hair almost vaguely sort of not a million miles away from Wolverine’s.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

rolling up to the gay bar with a bag full of PrEP lmao look I just happened to be taking it home today

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

really having a belly moment this month

A head-to-waist shirtless selfie. Definitely got a belly!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

size queens are the champeens of ghosting lol “Not really but guys seem to like it,” works every time

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wasn’t feeling cute, but just had the latest appointment! And all remains well, saith the test results If you’re not on this stuff absolutely do it

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

posting from the alt that my main account is hosed somehow - can’t post, can’t reply, can’t like, it’s like being on an imposed time-out except there’s no visible evidence of that either. Let’s see if I can repost this at least!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

warning that this is what you’re dealing with

Text messages ro me: “Well i am excited to see what all you do with your mouth

“And where all you use it ;)”

I reply: “Brooklyn, mostly” and a photo of a drummer doing a rimshot captioned “BA DUM tssshhh.”

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

when I first got on the apps I thought “no t” meant they were a transphobe and accidentally blocked a bunch of guys for not doing meth

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

yesterday I walked out of work bloated and sweaty and unshaven and then saw that this extremely good-looking mutually interested Scruff crush I haven’t met in person yet was 400 feet away. Noooooo

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

twisting around to take butt selfies because the front camera doesn’t work

My unclothed butt as seen from a side angle.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just sent an awkward text to this nudist guy I’d hung out with before. He’s into me but I’m not into him, and he is a perfectly good guy who’s respected that completely in person but also looks and re-looks at my Scruff profile a lot. I lost the nerve, wouldn’t be comfortable

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

met up with my first couple last night, just to drink and chitchat but it was hot. As we talked about movies they each started reaching out and stroking legs and hands and etc. Love when you’re talking about nothing important, but having that second conversation underneath

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

someone asked me to meet up for an introductory Getting to Know You drink today, and I didn’t tell my husband because… because… 🫦 because Scruff guys always cancel on you. And he did. lol

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

apparently yelling this on the subway is “disruptive”

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

taking my PrEP late, no one have sex with me for 72 hours just to be safe!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

an hour ago I was in Manhattan and this was a dick

A low angle shows me drinking a beer shirtless, my lips wrapped around the end of the bottle, my left tit the same size as my head because of the perspective.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

🇬🇧 in bio and specifying “MEN” in all caps three times on a gay hookup app…just get to the part where you specify that’s a shot at trans people so we can block each other and move on

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

turns out this also applies to Bluesky DMs

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

just got called “Daddy” on the apps and made this face, guess it’s still not for me

A selfie of me on the street, looking perturbed with a downturned mouth.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I had to pull TWO all-nighters this past week and I’ve since slept but am still in a weird place Which I’m posting on the alt because the point is, I need to work out so I look hot when I meet this guy next week! Come on, feel normal *pokes self with stick*

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026