iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

still no beard shave. the other day a bodega clerk told me I look like Wolverine

A naked (but only to the waist) selfie of me leaning over toward camera and smiling, beard thick, hair almost vaguely sort of not a million miles away from Wolverine’s.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

really having a belly moment this month

A head-to-waist shirtless selfie. Definitely got a belly!

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

warning that this is what you’re dealing with

Text messages ro me: “Well i am excited to see what all you do with your mouth

“And where all you use it ;)”

I reply: “Brooklyn, mostly” and a photo of a drummer doing a rimshot captioned “BA DUM tssshhh.”

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

twisting around to take butt selfies because the front camera doesn’t work

My unclothed butt as seen from a side angle.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

an hour ago I was in Manhattan and this was a dick

A low angle shows me drinking a beer shirtless, my lips wrapped around the end of the bottle, my left tit the same size as my head because of the perspective.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

just got called “Daddy” on the apps and made this face, guess it’s still not for me

A selfie of me on the street, looking perturbed with a downturned mouth.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

This site is very controllable dude. If you don’t want to see something there are so many tools at your disposal. For instance, I’ve never seen you before because on my main account you’re automatically blocked lol

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

also you know how I talk about the dread sight of My Lovehandles From Behind but never show the goods? Here’s that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A backward-facing mirror selfie of me in the too-small thong, lovehandles and butt and back on full display.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

laundry day yesterday, had to wear a thong that’s too small for me and was feeling portly

A close look at a muscular/fat torso and pelvis with just a small bit of blue underwear.

Now one leg is hooked up and standing on something, to almost give a view between the legs to the backside.

A wider view including my face, where I stand before the low-angle camera in the too-small thong.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

giving full dead face in my morning selfies because bears don’t like to be woken from hibernation

A mirror selfie of me wearing only a towel, hair fuzzily just dried, face slack and downturned as I look at my phone.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

feeling cute on the way out of the PrEP appointment

A selfie of me on an (overexposed) city street, smiling.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

ever tittyfucked a guy, because it can be done you know

A chest-high selfie of me and my tatas, a hopefully pleasing mix of pec muscle and fatty padding.

I’m now squeezing/flexing them together, and you can maybe see now how this is logistically possible.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Morning, all* *hey still true for 10 more minutes

A selfie of me bent over towards a low camera, nude, hands clutched in front of my crotch.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I really, and I mean really, do not want to go to work

A head-to-chest selfie from above of me lying in bed looking unhappy.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

feeling unattractive this week, making myself do a thirst trap is self-care ❤️

A selfie of me nude and (I say) flabby, (others say) burly. Dick root visible at the bottom of the frame, ooh la la.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Done! (This is me trying to pose via burst before later realizing no single shot looks less weird than just animating it)

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

haven’t worked out all week, but hey if that doesn’t bother you

A photo of me in jeans and a T-shirt I’ve lifted to show off my torso. It’s hairy and basically muscular-shaped but with a layer of padding and a belly.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

recording a remote interview in an NP jock right now. Dress shirt on the top and no one’s the wiser

A straight-down pic showing that a jock and bare legs/feet begin where my buttondown shirt ends.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

“I live in Melbourne. Only looking for dates and relationships” ✈️ 250 feet away 🟢 Online 15 minutes ago

An unamused-looking dog’s face is captioned with “I know what you are.”

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

not trying to make this a “look at my burly man gut” account but the fact is I ate a lot this weekend

A mirror selfie of me in boxer briefs, one arm swung back over my head, belly hanging down a bit.

Now the free hand is holding my belly as I smile in a silly way with tongue stuck out.

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

this one’s been funny, we are both quite willing but first I took forever to suggest a day and now that we do keep setting dates he keeps having to cancel. First it was my turn to make things not happen, then his But it’ll happen

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Some Jerk’s Alt @somejerksalt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

POV: You’re doing a really good job

Low-angle selfie of me shirtless in bed, with a perspective that makes each pec look bigger than my head.

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