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He/him Often a silly little lad. linktr.ee/solventbubbles

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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hey, I have a very similar picture somewhere! . . . . Ah there it is..
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lol, I love them. Here's this nerd.
Cat butt behind dresserMe holding a blurry catCat in a hallway.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*sigh*
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay what are we even doing anymore..
Please Help Gaza Family reposted your post:

"No silent toot for the pants you sharted"
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lol. *sigh*
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pratchett beat Motorola to their ad campaign
Text from Terry Pratchett's Reaper Man. In the center of the page it says 'Oh. Hallo, Modo.'
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not gonna lie, I was a little worried seeing this symbol for a minute there. Because most of the time people just talk about how things are problematic and seeing as I have this tattooed on my arm, I didn't want it to be a problematic symbol.
Tattoo of the alchemical symbols for air, fire, earth, and water with realistic depictions inside
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My kid and his friends went through the same phase. So much so that a family friend hired me to be Blippi for a birthday party. (5? Years ago)
Me dressed as blippi with a fish tank. Blippi sink or float with an audience of children.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Not my best impersonation, but this has been running through my head.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Have I got news for you
Spider-woman comic
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Lots of text, worth a read. Fuck AI.
Tumblr post by trippedintoa-volcano:

Imagine that everywhere in the mechanical engineering world suddenly got infatuated with lasers.

Lasers have a lot of uses! Measuring things, heating things, cutting things, entertaining cats, particle physics. Lasers are pretty cool. Very versatile, very useful, potential to be very powerful.

Someone shows up one day and says "I have developed a never before seen technology! I call it a Death Star." 

And it's a 3.4mW laser. Well no, we haven't seen this exact size of laser much since that's not really standard, but that's a bit of a misnomer, and I wouldn't call it new - 

"HOLY SHIT GUYS! This Death Star is so entertaining! My cat loves it and it has such a nice color!" The Death Star becomes a viral novelty, and is mildly entertaining, as laser pointers often are. 

Somehow, seemingly overnight, this leads to mania. "Lets stick lasers in EVERYTHING! The public loves them!"

More companies make 3.4mW lasers to jump on the bandwagon. Everyone that makes anything vaguely mechanical starts sticking lasers into their designs.

Everyone is calling them Death Stars. Any time there is a "Death Star innovation", it is just that they made a bigger laser.Ford's next truck comes out and it has "Death Star integrated headlights", where they have just stuck giant lasers in place of their previously functional headlights.

An electric toothbrush is now "Powered by Death Stars" and shoots a laser at the tooth its cleaning. You think that maybe this could have actual applications as a sanitizing device if you're being generous, but when you actually look at the product, its laser has no purpose but to point at the tooth and drain the battery.

Mechanical products across the board get noticeably worse as everyone starts stuffing lasers in places where lasers have no right to be.

The lamp business gets in on it. "Here's a Death Star powered lamp!" These guys haven't even tried to stick a laser in their damn lamps. They've just started calling their light bulbs Death Stars and hoped you bought it before you could tell the difference. You at least appreciate that they haven't ruined their lamp about it.

Death Stars are lauded as the solution to all the world's problems. If it's not working, you should stick a laser in it! That'll fix it, everyone says. Once in a blue moon, it's even true! Weather prediction is really good now. But most things are garbage. Like "Death Star powered washing machines". What the fuck does that even mean?

Meanwhile, since all functioning mechanisms are being replaced with lasers, problems start showing up. All mirrors now cost $1000+ dollars, because the whole supply is being used up to make more lasers. The earth heats up, because everyone's blasting lasers at everything. People keep going blind, on account of all the lasers.You, in fact, study optical mechanics. You know what a laser is, and how it works, and that it was invented many years before any of this nonsense actually started. People keep asking you about Death Stars, since surely you must know so much about them.

You explain that this is not really what lasers are for, except you have to call them Death Stars now, and that they're causing a lot of harm, so you don't like them much.

"Oh, but they're still such new tech!" they reply. "They'll figure out how to make Death Stars that don't burn your eyes out soon, and then it won't be an issue anymore!"

Somewhere, deep and buried, you remember lasers being used in particle accelerators, or in telescopes, or in laser cutters, or funny cat videos. They are, in fact, still interesting. Still cool.

But by this point they have replaced roads with "Death Star Powered Pathways", which are just laser pointers propped up on tooth picks pointing vaguely through the forests.

And you think you are going mad.

And they are still just FUCKING LASERS.


This post is about Al.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You guys wanna suck down some sexypups outside the tastee freeze?
Geordi meme putting hand up to Hotdog, but pointing at Sexypup
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Is... Is he dril?
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I think my Nora might be related to your Keith.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At least his name is apt.

pratt
noun
/præt/

Definition
A foolish or nonsensical person; a silly person.

Examples
-  Don’t be such a pratt, it’s not funny!
-  He’s always making prattish comments that annoy everyone.
 - Stop acting like a pratt and start taking things seriously.

Meaning
Pratt refers to someone who often acts in a silly or foolish manner, lacking common sense or rationality.

Synonyms
    fool
    idiot
    simpleton
    dullard
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What's going on?
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
*sigh* why am I like this.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Okay, but what about one that's kist by sun?
A bottle of sunkist orange soda.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm a fan of Linux and by proxy catgirls. (Idk I don't watch that stuff) ((Oh no, pls don't send me pictures of catgirls I'll get so mad))
Image of a  catgirl on the git.kernel website.

User @scriptjunkie "and we just accept that the official Linux kernel website makes you sit and stare at some kind of anime catgirl nurse thing (IDK, I don't watch that stuff) before letting you see a kernel source file."

User @valigo QT - "catgirls are the cornerstone of modern FOSS, what u gonna do about it, fuckboy"
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mr president, a second microsd has been located
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I feel ya...
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I didn't have to do it, but I did.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
An oil rig in the Straight of Hormuz about to launch off a giant skateboard ramp.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Oh hey, just realized I was wearing the shirt too.
Man wearing a Kirby shirt and pink sunglasses.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Principal Skinner from the Simpsons contemplating whether he is wrong or if the children are.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Selfie with disappointed frown.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I hate how long this took me. Somebody better than me could make the water into gravy, but this was a pain in the ass on my phone.
Jaws movie poster except the shark is a turkey, and the title says "GOBBLE".
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Okay, so like Aurora but cool.
Alternative/punk sleeping beauty
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Whoops, sorry. That's dark. How about a joke? Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Nika.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Right where I strive to be. Sandwiched between "British Wildlife and Birding" and "queer creative left-leaning" communities.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Not a ton of places. But there's always time. tenpages.netlify.app/us-level/us....
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lol, i'm proud of my alt text.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I hate what you've made me do here.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
@arcanevice.bsky.social
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@kymcattys.bsky.social I saw this article and then remembered your hatred of horses.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
... Touché.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oh. Great.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
It tastes pretty good! A little vinegarry... But it's okay.
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Cracking open a bottle of wine and thought this was neat
Dave Harvey brand wine2018 Colombia Valley Red Wine Blend: 
This red blend holds a special place in my heart - in honor of those in the LGBT community, I have donated half of my winemaking fee for this blend to the Trevor Project, a non-profit dedicated to assisting young people in the LGBT community in crisis. Thank you so much for making this wine a possibility Angels!
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Kids got my music app search looking like
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So... I'm working in this classroom and ummmmm....
A filing cabinet labeled "Cum Folders."
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Lmao, quick sketch of some lil guys. (That's definitely not Bart, why do you ask)
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
@tmbg.bsky.social One of my favorites 🥰
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Caffeinated Daydreamer @solventbubbles.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wait where are blowholes?
An image of Spouting Horn, a famous blowhole in Kauai, HI.
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