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@kymcattys.bsky.social
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it’s kym. old hag, actively decaying. any pronouns.

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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so many baseball players have beautiful long fawn-like eyelashes and it makes me insane with envy
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ITS A DAY LATE BUT HERE IS 2026’S SPOOKY HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST 👻🎃💀🧙‍♀️ open.spotify.com/playlist/0xB...
open.spotify.com
plastic vampire teeth (indie halloween)
2026’s indie Halloween playlist to get spooky to. listen in order.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drew rasmussen is pitching his whole rasmussy off omg
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need the rays to sweep the yankees, for personal reasons
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you ever get so stressed out that you’re stunlocked for like a month afterwards
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2026 white sox I have become quite fond of you
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ITS A DAY LATE BUT HERE IS 2026’S SPOOKY HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST 👻🎃💀🧙‍♀️ open.spotify.com/playlist/0xB...
open.spotify.com
plastic vampire teeth (indie halloween)
2026’s indie Halloween playlist to get spooky to. listen in order.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
chrysanthemum garden got shut down and I’m genuinely unwell
photo of a little cat lying facedown making crying sounds comment from somebody named .laurrr saying 
“crying, shitting, throwing up. sliding down my stairs. banging my head on the wall. ripping my hair out and Getting ran over by a car”
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 2026 mariners have been eliminated
photo of a beautiful sunset with a gorgeous silhouette of a diva breaking the chains that bind her
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BIG PUMPKIN(s)
photo of two huge pumpkins, swear to god they were as tall as me!!! also some huge watermelons
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doctor of softboyology @vea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron: This is the first time in Mariners franchise history that the entire team cries itself to sleep every night. Angie: That’s so interesting, Aaron. I’m actually crying right now. Aaron: Let’s check down on the field. Brad, you also crying? Brad: Absolutely, Aaron.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mariners going all out to keep the rockies from hitting 100 losses lmaooo
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ben and I are going to the fair on Sunday, and while we have fun activities planned (gonna watch lucha wrestling) I am most excited about seeing the giant pumpkins!!!! I think next year I’m gonna try to win a blue ribbon in some obscure craft category.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
shit is going DOWN in the vintage story community bc a modder (who is also doing contract work for the game devs) hid malware that crashes your game in his very popular config library lmaooo. cant escape modding drama even in the best block game, life always finds a way 🥹🫡
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want to feed soup in a bread bowl to simon from cracking the cryptic. just delighted by the fella.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@musicalcurio.bsky.social @jamesyeung.bsky.social congrats on the angels getting sold!!! 🥳👏🎊 I am very nervous for my large mariner sons next year bc the guy who bought it has several winning teams lmao
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
picking this year to start watching the seattle mariners is one of my greatest unintentional bits lmaooo
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
every day I dream of biting into sedimentary rock. layers like a croissant, would have great mouthfeel.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they’re definitely fucking
screenshot of the jarritos respect the taco ad, where a taco with a cartoon face and a bottle of mandarin jarritos also with a cartoon face are making blatant “fuck me” eyes at each other. they are flirting in front of all of us. there’s a little lime wedge I just noticed who also has a cartoon face and it seems to be watching all of this happen with voyeuristic glee. the ad says they’re best friends but that expression on their faces says they’re having nasty sloppy sweaty sex on the regular
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
not to be dramatic but I think the entire liberty mutual marketing team should be executed for their crimes
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if reincarnation is real I’m definitely becoming a mountain goat in my next life. I want to be unfuckwithable and climb vertical surfaces.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
winning the series but losing the final game in a hilarious way is what I watch the seattle mariners for 🙂‍↕️
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i've been working in sports media for quite a long time now, but i'll be honest, i've never bothered to learn the names of any of the players in any sport. i have no idea who the hell any of these people are. i just look at the ball
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the little league world series is making me cry bc it’s so hilarious and cute to see these tiny baseball players do their thing.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
loss so bad they’re posting actual boats on r/mariners LMAOOO
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Sean Gilman @theendofcinema.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The history of the Seattle Mariners just keeps happening.
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Not a Witch @not-a-witch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just saw the mariners game and doing a wellness check on @kymcattys.bsky.social and @benstonick.bsky.social
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
our sweet lil dude is still having stomach issues, and this time the vet gave us some new medication to try. it comes in the same type of tube that caulk does and has the exact same texture, so I feel like I’m trying to fix the world’s squirmiest crack trying to feed it to him lmaooo
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
a very beautiful constant about modern life is that someone, somewhere is always making a sick ass skate video.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
texting with my family 👍
Screenshot of a text message from my dad saying “yep” and “we are all going to tie”. The latter of which I reacted by giving it a 💯 lmaoooo
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George @hannahtempler.com · 28/11/2025
thinking about... tarantula paw
A very very very zoomed in close-up of a little tarantula paw. It looks like a little cats paw
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think getting hit in the face with a ketchup slice would feel good actually
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Ben Stonick @benstonick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When the Mariners are playing at home in front of some the all time greats for their 50th season celebration
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
very intrigued by tarantulas lately, and the more I find stuff out about them the funnier they are. I thought tarantulas hunt by skittering over and fucking you up, but it turns out they just hang out at home and eat if something walks by. also they can live over 30 years???
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
always put jokes in the alt text
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fed the kitties some pure turkey baby food with a spoon and in that moment I too was mother
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
svedka vodka get your dogshit ai commercial OFF my screen this INSTANT
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the man with the $2300 tummyache 👍
photo of my big beautiful fluffy cat son. he is half laying on a paper bag (his fav) like a model reclining on a chaise. He is big and orange and fluffy and beautiful, and like all hotties he has the tummy troubles™️
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
when I was in 4th grade and learning about circuits, i remember we had a project to make and light up a cardboard dollhouse. anybody else do this? i remember being hype about finally getting to use my dad’s soldering iron, but idk if teaching the youth to solder was a widespread thing or nah??
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
every so often I remember the yankee candle peach bellini diva and it greatly improves my mood
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/08/2026
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly.
Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now.
Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate?
Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Man With the $600 Tummyache
photo of my big fluffy orange cat named Egon, who decided to stop eating and scared me and Ben half to death
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
honestly shocked at how tiny baby tarantulas are!!! I guess I expected them to be huge from birth?? but nah, those lil guys look like normal tiny spiders. if I saw a normal spider get Huge I would shit my pants
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the mlb commercial break casually showing someone eating shit in the background is extremely good to me
photo of my TV showing a screen saying “commercial break in progress” while in the blurred background a baseball player is going full faceplant scorpion trying to catch a ball photo of my TV showing a screen saying “commercial break in progress” while in the blurred background the same baseball player is now lying facedown on the ground, not moving.
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
can’t think about john or hank green without remembering the cock monologue 🫡🫡🫡 heritageposts.tumblr.com/post/6232973...
heritageposts.tumblr.com
tumblr heritage posts — arkham: fishingboatproceeds: As I near...
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
having a big wet burger dinner, feeling immortal
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
whatever happened to that guy who was raising eels in his basement
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kym????? @kymcattys.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
recently started playing project hospital and it really hammers home how much I love a game that is 90% building and 10% hyper-specific micro management tweaking
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