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evil sam

@solomontozer.bsky.social
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here in spirit not in practice / johnirvingbot babysitter

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H Koza @lannerphoenix.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I watched #TheTerror recently... 2025 #art #digitalart #fanart
Stylized illustration of characters from AMC show The Terror, from left to right, Thomas Jopson, Edward Little, Henry Le Vesconte.
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I FORGOT ABOUT HIM AKSHJAHDHSJ SORRY he’ll be back up in the morning :)
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Would John Irving like conclave? No. but to be fair he didn’t really like anything
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
[chuckling and shaking my head] oh, guy who perished under mysterious circumstances in the arctic 200 years ago, we’re really in it now
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John Irving Bot @johnirvingbot.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Your feeling vexed at not hearing from me convinces me, more than a dozen letters could, that your interest in my welfare is still the same, and nothing could tend more to remove a horrid feeling of jealousy which sometimes crosses my mind, when I think it possible;
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If there’s a problematic pairing in any media source, trust that i will find it
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berry 🫐🍓 @bluebismuth.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
what i'm doing to tedesco conclave
Screenshot of a video where a guy is cutting an onion. Text on the video reads, "Last week I made my girlfriend a stew. Now I'm her little stew boy prisoner. Here is how I make it."
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JUST LEAVE A COMMENT FEST @justleaveacomment.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGING YEAR FOR MANY OF US! REMEMBER THAT YOU, YES YOU, CAN MAKE IT THAT MUCH BETTER BY CONTINUING TO TEND TO YOUR COMMUNITY, REACH OUT TO FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND LOVED ONES, AND YES, JUST LEAVING THOSE COMMENTS! THIS SKELETON BELIEVES IN ALL OF YOU!
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John Irving Bot @johnirvingbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
But, my dear Malcolm, do not think for a moment that I am at all displeased at your scolding me; far from it. Nothing could have pleased me more.
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crocs @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Happy I found the poor lady quite insane Saturday
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
okay sorry was i supposed to watch the movie about 100+ violently touch starved and viscerally devout men gathering together to psychologically intimidate each other in the pope hotel and just NOT be weird about it omg
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
holding my plant’s leaf hands in my own and going what. what’s wrong with you. what great illness ails you in this way. speak to me
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Irene ♠️🍽️ Little Man @neopessimist.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It was Them
Conclave screenshot of Thomas and Ray looking at each other, a breath apart.
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
a good day
Digital painting of a man and a merman, sitting on a window by the beach. The merman is cupping the human's cheek and they are sharing a longing glance at each other.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
it’s 11am. someone in your office job is mentally writing fanfiction right now.
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Cross posting things on multiple platforms feels like being shot 39 times in a row but you can find my silly ass conclave art on tumblr @ lacroixupdates
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
looking real relaxed for a guy who knows he’s not supposed to be on the counter
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Her name was Pringle
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John Irving Bot @johnirvingbot.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It vexes me to leave England without seeing you; but it cannot be helped.
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Are y’all into conclave over here
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
sorry I didn’t realize he was offline for so long but you know art imitates life or whatever
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Ross Expedition @rossexpedition.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Terror's ship's cat gives birth. The junior officers make a bed of furs in their berth to keep the three kittens warm.
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Slay diva
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dr milffucker9000, md phd @oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
kis correct as always
roach ofmd drawn to look like a goofy screenshot. hes vaccuuming and wearing a green towel wrapped around him, purple bunny slippers, and a pink towel around his head.
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grem @gremlit.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
"mr. hickey"
a black and white sketch of cornelius hickey from amc's the terror. he is holding his shoulder with his right hand and his left hand is clutching his knife. behind his head is a grey circle  with the words: "the captain doesn't see you at all. if i were a braver man i'd kill mr hickey. i've shot smaller hawks than you. he would have burned through you like fuel. like to you and used you down to the last muscle. you must be a surpassin" where it cuts off
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
added a tally for every time I’ve mentioned Edward Little in my “reasons I’ve cried” spreadsheet
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TJ Alexander (they/them) @tjalexandernyc.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
UK folks, buy yourself a book today maybe thebookishtype.co.uk
thebookishtype.co.uk
The Bookish Type - Independent Queer Bookshop in Leeds
Established in 2019, The Bookish Type is an independent LGBTIQA+ bookshop at 58 Merrion Centre, LS2 8NG. Open Tuesday to Saturday, 10-6.
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Tree🌳 @unnecessary.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Every Terror fic writer: I can fix that
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John Irving Bot @johnirvingbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I can fancy you laughing at this.
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
“JUST GET THE HEAT FIXED IN YOUR CAR ITS -4° AND IT WILL ONLY COST YOU $35” and deny myself the simple pleasure of stopping at the gas station for a nice cup of hot chocolate every time I drive anywhere? I think not
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。 ゚ ꒰ঌschestokryl ໒꒱ ༘*.゚ @schestokryl.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
round faced cherub baby
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brinsonmarie @brinsonmarie.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
have I posted this? I was thinking about this recently, my best Terror fanart
A sketchy black and white fanart from the show The Terror (2018) -- Hodgson delivers his papist monologue in the first panel, and Goodsir (wearing a headset and visor) replies "sir, this is a Wendy's". A joke! We have fun here!
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i can’t knit and i don’t have the spoons to learn can i pay anyone to make this for me
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
he said everyone hates me but not for the usual reasons yaayyyyyyy
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
🏳️‍🌈🤨
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I should go to grad school
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
btw im gonna try to send these out sometime next week :3
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
can someone going to galaxycon Columbus ask Con O’Neill if he’s watched the terror yet. i forgot to get an update on that
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who @devcrap.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
yoab #art
A digital drawing of Yoab from ABC's Of Kings and Prophets. He looks sweaty and aggravated, sitting on a small patch of grass with a teary-eyed sheep slung over his shoulders.
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Ross Expedition @rossexpedition.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
6 December 1841: Beautiful weather and a light breeze.
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leeroy - old man yaoi lover @gentleplrate.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It's wrapped day, I can't believe how accurate it is!!!
A fake screenshot of a spotify wrapped page that says "you spent 525,000 minutes this year thinning about THEM", underneath is an image from ofmd of con o'neill as izzy hands whittling and joel fry as frenchie behind him looking happy with his arms raised above his head
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’m not doing the “pick a number 1-100 and I’ll assign u a song from my wrapped” thing this year my music taste was ASS
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“no one cares about your spotify wrapped” not true. i do. i care
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
reading endurance in front of the fireplace. drinking sleepytime tea. three blankets on my lap. cozymaxxing to the extreme
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John Irving Bot @johnirvingbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I hope all these trials will do me good.
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evil sam @solomontozer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Edward Little I would have fed you ketamine and kept you safe forever
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。 ゚ ꒰ঌschestokryl ໒꒱ ༘*.゚ @schestokryl.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I hope I got the uniform right lol #TheTerror
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ace from twitter @aceeedoggg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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