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S🌙lglo

@sol-glo.blacksky.app
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I am an interesting amalgam of shapes ✋🏻👉🏾🚪 📍Lake Varnell

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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 6h
My grandad in the middle
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 6h
She was pretty enough for James Brown to bring up on stage and dance with. I think the insane in my grandfather (named James) recognized the insane James Brown and they cancelled each other out. No other nigga could have touched my grandma without a shootout.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 6h
My grandma 💜
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 6h
Lots of filters make eyes look “off” to me.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 6h
the first filter used was a regular freckles filter. But I noticed it made my eyes look very undead as well. So I just turned it black and white for the full effect.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 6h
I forgot I made this last spooky szn
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 7h
The battle between Horus and Set is…a lot. To say the least 😣
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Matty Matheson: Wow, That Was A Journey
ALT: Matty Matheson: Wow, That Was A Journey
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 7h
I loved a pamphlet! I got so upset I lost my bag of brand new pamphlets somewhere. Along with my Black doll (very rare at the time).
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 7h
I was a voracious reader as a kid and I read the pamphlets handed out at the health fairs my mom would take us to when we spent summers in DC.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 7h
Too many adults think pee comes out of vaginas 🥺
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 7h
the first time i heard a grown ass cis woman say "click" and realise she was referring to her own CLIT(oris), i knew that bush jr must answer for his crimes
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 7h
She was selling slime to her classmates at the same time you were refinancing your house for a new roof. Something about the rivers and lakes that you’re used to. Also she doesn’t understand that reference 😭
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
She don’t want your old ass in her tiktoks, Joshua!
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
Like what are you going to do? Yell outside her dorm window? You’re 37! She’s already moved back home for the summer and moved on to someone else.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
I’ve known guys who have dated younger. First time you have a youngin ghost you and then pop up on IG with a guy her age…
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Man in Hospital Bed with Oxygen Tube
ALT: Man in Hospital Bed with Oxygen Tube
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
Dawg, when you’re young and your friend brings her old nigga around looking, acting AND smelling old to the function!!! Ain’t a man alive strong enough to witness the jokes going on behind his back.
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Dmj365 @dmj365.bsky.social · 8h
I'm on my 1358th OG...it don't any easier
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 8h
You never look as young as you think you do and especially when you around people half ya age.. That first “lemme get bye you ,OG” while NBAYoungboy is blasting is gonna feel like a scud missile to the chest.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
🤣🤣🤣 ain’t heard dungarees in a hot minute!
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
“Had his shirt tucked in and everything!”
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
“Girl, this unc with creases in his jeans tried to talk to me”
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
“You look like one of my dad’s friends” Will have an old man sick!
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 8h
That first “ugh” and side eye he gets is going to feel like a cannonball to the chest 😭
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Janet Jackson's Side-Eye in Poetic Justice
ALT: Janet Jackson's Side-Eye in Poetic Justice
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 9h
“white european colonizers helped with slavery” breaking news 🙄
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 10h
God bless the person who decided to put that in the checked bag. I don’t have that much faith in anybody!
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 11h
Gang gang ♐️
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 11h
It’s like he took sheer delight in breaking down and abusing a beautiful and brilliant woman. Sharing details of her death on his socials. Details her family didn’t even know because he had full access to her iCloud. Had full access to every her digital move outside of the crime scene.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 11h
Jesus.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 11h
I briefly saw Reggie Watts mentioned in some hot water in passing a few weeks ago. I finally caught up on what it was and now I’m sick to my stomach. The final cherry on top was him asking for the crime scene photos from his dead ex girlfriend’s SISTER.
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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 17h
once again thinking about Ronan Farrow, who is NOT Frank Sinatra's son, btw
Frank SinatraRonan Farrow
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 13h
“Slip out squad”
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Veronica Passes Out Dramatically
ALT: Veronica Passes Out Dramatically
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 13h
“Starter on the Slip Out Squad” sounds like a potential song title to me
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 13h
Michael McDonald did have a really bad coke addiction for a while. I wonder if him being forced to give up his son played a part in that.
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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 16h
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17h
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
they said yall not sufficiently satisfying the menfolk with your wide set feminine corridors 😭
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
They might be killers but they keep a roster
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
Who’s going to be next up to “save” her?
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
When the fellas get to saying they like them “crazy” they need to keep this in mind 😭
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 16h
A couple years ago on TikTok I talked about how, regardless of Em's "progressive" politics, his music and friendships prove otherwise and pulled out Kid Rock and them being cool as proof. White people argued me DOWN and I kept pulling receipts...CURRENT ONES. And here we are. White men are white 🤷🏿‍♂️
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
And I feel like her family would bring lawsuits against the state and the lethal injection drug manufacture as well.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
Pastor’s birthday and anniversary offering and setting a goal of thousands of dollars is absolutely disgusting. I am so sorry.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 14h
Like which gospel songs are inappropriate for kids to sing? Outside of them BeBe and CeCe ones WHO CARES!!!! And then wonder why youth attendance fell off.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 15h
I remember one time the children’s choir sung a new song. It was one I’ve heard the adult choir sing before and they did a great job. But the pastor admonished the choir director and said they didnt need to sing that one again. Like they were singing Adina Howard or something 🫤
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 15h
They fake those squirts (not all 🙄) with all kinds of tubing rigs too. It’s full on production.
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 15h
I saw one performer say they use piña colada mix as well for the faking😭
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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 15h
In professional adult cinema, they use lotion. A hypothetical in, uh, amateur situations: If the giver is inside, wearing protection, one can look/move like they are but they're not Not my playbook but I understand the scheme
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 15h
I was assigned to the kitchen committee and them old birds spent 45 minutes arguing over dinner napkins. Not as in “disagreement” ARGUING. I was like “I’m wasting my time, so bad” Great choirs though!
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S🌙lglo @sol-glo.blacksky.app · 15h
Last time I joined a church it was 20 years ago. And they practically force you to join several committees and ministries. One time they had us cold calling former members and ask them why they stopped coming 😑
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