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chaotic good. co-host of #pagesandprejudice pod. editor of i hate my job. writer. portrait photographer. chronically just like other girls. hot take generator. adrie [at] adrierose [dot] link adrierose.link/adrierising pagesandprejudice.com

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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 11h
i fully understand that tensions are high right now and many women are on edge, but this is exactly the kind of thing that white women say to justify calling the cops on black and brown men for existing in public. please get better talking points.
If you are viciously attacked by a poodle, you’re likely going to be nervous around poodles, even if not all poodles plan to attack you. We think this is reasonable. When you consider that nearly all women have been harassed or assaulted by a man, why is it not also reasonable here? 
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 12h
imagine being turned into a vampire while pregnant and forever trapped in an antepartum hormonal body
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 22h
after years of maintaining my waxing schedule with a near religious zeal, i have come to the regrettable realisation that my bush is straight. yet another thing that unemployment has taken from me. please respect my privacy at this time.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 15h
unfortunately, you do have to give it to rand paul in this one specific instance
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The thing about Joyce Carol Oates is she posts like a monkey with a gun. She'll get off five good posts where you're like "Yeah! You tell 'em!" but then the seventh post will have to be an apology for the sixth post accidentally supporting race science or something.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 17h
joyce carol oates tweets; the monkey's paw curls, a coin flips.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 18h
thank you joyce, for stoking the fires of my loathing just when i needed a reminder to keep living
a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates

This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 22h
screaming, crying, throwing up, etc
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🌈 Dr. Hegemony 🏳️‍🌈⚧☭ The feral furry lesbian @drhegemony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Again this season has had a stacked guest list, and it's great to hear everyone really having fun and getting to discuss things that haven't been discussed before. Loving the new music intro you've got, and I can't wait to see what is planned for season 5! Thanks so much for the season!
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🌈 Dr. Hegemony 🏳️‍🌈⚧☭ The feral furry lesbian @drhegemony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
- Billionaire romance. I am glad to have more clarity on NTR, because I thought it was just straight up cheating, but the fact it's more similar to cuckholding certainly clarifies some things. I will say miscommunication is probably my inequivalent misunderstood masterpiece pick.
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🌈 Dr. Hegemony 🏳️‍🌈⚧☭ The feral furry lesbian @drhegemony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was a really fun way to close out season 4, loved hearing everyone put forward their one trope to defend. Everyone did a really good job in why they like the tropes they picked and why it's good. Loved hearing some of the arguments for secret babies, NTR, miscommunication and -
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 22h
after years of maintaining my waxing schedule with a near religious zeal, i have come to the regrettable realisation that my bush is straight. yet another thing that unemployment has taken from me. please respect my privacy at this time.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the true hell of being a writer is writing something very good then having to wait for it to be published
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we have not gotten any praise, adulation, positive feedback, etc. on our new intro and outro (outside of patreon, who got it a month ago) and it's pissing me off
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kit for now @uncannyvallie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love some recs for Awful Women shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr...
shows.acast.com
Pages and Prejudice
Where Romance Meets Rigor
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the mayor of ithaca moving to ban all student gatherings until cornell gets its shit together is exactly the kind of scorched earth policy that university administrators understand. students will drop out and take their money with them if their social life ceases to exist. as they should.
cornellsun.com
Ithaca Mayor Calls for Moratorium on All Student Event Permits, Including Greek Life, Amid Chi Phi Lawsuit
Ithaca Mayor Robert Cantelmo M.A. ’20 called for an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including Greek Life events, in a Monday statement. He attributed his decision ...
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're never getting another sabrina carpenter r&b album and i grieve honestly
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there was an opportunity to revisit both ice princess and go figure in a sapphic way that skirts the mouse house's legal team and netflix chose to be COWARDS instead
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
an unfortunate side effect of being a relatively normal person who likes RPGs and fantasy books is that i am now in the position of having to say nice things about t kingfisher, whose books i don't actually like, because the BG3 fandom is deranged
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brittany spanos 🧿 @ohheybrittany.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my latest cover story is on megan thee stallion for marie claire 🧡 we went deep on her health scare during moulin rouge, life after klay thompson and what to expect with her upcoming album ‘act iii’ read here: www.marieclaire.com/culture/mega...
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
megan please come talk to me & stitch, we will find you better books to read
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when a man says "i don't believe all these people have experienced sexual violence, because that means i know a man who is a sexual predator" and then you just stare at them like an especially bleak and dystopian episode of the office but they never get it
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i spend a lot of time complaining about threads (and it's well deserved), but i'm especially irritated and bewildered by how the threads algorithm will amplify anything based on vibes, but meta refuses to do the same thing on IG... where most people are.
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stitch 🔞 @stitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the season four finale of #pagesandprejudice, @adrierising.bsky.social and I are joined by Sanj and Tyler from Radio 831 for a very special episode... Trope Court. If you've ever heard wanted to hear my passionate defense for NTR... Well! open.spotify.com/episode/6fLM...
A screenshot of the auto-generated Spotify chapter for the podcast episode that says "Stitch's Bold Defense of the NTR trope and verdict"
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kenya barris just got a hard on and he doesn't even know why. paperbagish: the series
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is my belief that ryan murphy and tyler perry pose the greatest threat to the black and queer communities so long as they remain annoying in the public eye
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tomi adeyemi's one woman, vague posting campaign to professionally destroy amandla stenberg might be more amusing if it wasn't so despicably deranged and undeserved.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a personal best 😊 I found a Rarity-81 word worth 92 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 889 points · 10 rare words. Only 2 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 6 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/NRNWTL
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OUTLIER · Day 131
adrierising scored 889 on Day 131. Can you beat them?
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New episode alert! 🎙️E80: Trope Court with Sanj Basker and Tyler McCall is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr... Don’t forget to rate & review! #booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
big news: if you make maple bourbon apple syrup you can use the boiled apples to make maple bourbon applesauce
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WINNING SEASON
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you take Vitruvias Therapeutics' 30mg thyroid tablets, check your bottle for expiration date Sept 30, 2026 and NDC number 69680-166-00/lot number 504950
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New episode alert! 🎙️E80: Trope Court with Sanj Basker and Tyler McCall is now live on your favourite platforms. Listen now: shows.acast.com/pages-and-pr... Don’t forget to rate & review! #booktok #romancelandia #booksky #romancebooks #pagesandprejudice
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm just supposed to believe olivia pope chose tony goldwyn over scott foley
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not to be all "we told you so" but we absolutely told you so
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me: i don't participate in fandom. all of those people are unhealed freaks. also me: i am applying to phd programs for the express purpose of yelling about fandoms.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i solidly believe fandom has always been a deeply parasocial and unhinged place. i also believe that the enshittification of the internet, writ large, has made it nigh impossible to avoid &/or ignore the worst kinds of people online.
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
are we not getting second summer this year or? i'm not complaining, i just want to plan before i go digging out my sweaters.
screenshot of the apple ios weather app showing high temps in the low 70s and high to mid 60s with rain for the next 10 days
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once a month i subject myself to book threads for the patreon discourse dump episode. sometimes i think we should charge more for them, but we love our patrons.
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Captain Capybara @vought.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got a cool book in the mail that I learned about on BlueSky
The book “I hate my job”, about sex work. Edited by Adrie Rose.
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stitch 🔞 @stitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The end (of season four) is nigh for #pagesandprejudice! If you're behind or just getting started, start with Monsters on My Mind! It's our season four opener on monster boning with thee brilliant thinker who pioneeree monster studies: @jeffreyjcohen.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3MLC...
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E61: Monsters on My Mind
Pages and Prejudice · Episode
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you haven’t already turned off Meta’s terrible “use my stuff for whatever!” AI: - Go to your Insta profile - Click the hamburger stack (3 lines) for settings - Scroll to “sharing and reuse” - Toggle Meta AI settings off (I only have Reels, you may also have Posts)
Screenshot of Instagram setting for Reels that is toggled off and says “allow people to create with and reuse your original audio on meta AI
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
persistent migraine on sukkot, how appropriate
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm rewatching scandal and i don't understand how they had time to remove olivia's sew in and braids while kidnapping her
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys are getting interviews?
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
white
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i used to work a job where a white woman told my boss (black man) that my neutral expression was intimidating to her on a zoom call
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kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
maybe the reason gen z is so sexless is because none of the boys look like shemar moore or morris chestnut or tyrese or taye diggs or method man or shawn and marlon wayans or val kilmer or james spader or brad pitt or matthew lillard or skeet ulrich or theo mizuhara or oded fehr or mark paul gossela
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026
Banksy 🤝 Macklemore “we have to separate the art from the artist”
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