softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't tell if this implies that Swan Boy is a picky eater or that the chef, while he'll always procure a Baja Blast for a friend of Carrabba's, won't let you wash down his delicious spaghetti with it. 020
Reposted by @softputsch.bsky.socialCritical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mark David (FL-16) Ind. 🔥 16817
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sebastian is coming up with crueler and crueler ways to kill. Rona is going to be begging for the chair before this is over. 0252
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I could tell by the look on her face that I wasn't the first student my middle school principal had to send home for wearing a Circle Jerks shirt. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As much as I love Betty Gilpin, that episode and the Richard Warren stuff took me out of it a bit. 111
Reposted by @softputsch.bsky.socialGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026Everyday. Everyday one of these planes turns around, and we rarely ever figure out why. ICE doesn’t think it owes taxpayers or even the people onboard an explanation. 131417460
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*Sebby waiting around the corner with a chair* 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I still wince thinking about those dense passages about anthroposophism in Humboldt's Gift. About two-thirds in I started skipping them so I guess I didn't really finish it. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You have to Google "Eve Fartlow" to know the truth. 220
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026These were the holy grail of grocery store cigarette shoplifting for me and my friends. In typical slacker middle school fashion we usually settled for the Dorals near the register. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My cognitive science professor decided to work it into a discussion of "flashbulb memories". 151
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I suspect there is a large crossover between people who are really into Mr. Bean and people who are really into Elizabeth Holmes. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026According to a Deadline interview, he's not: "Antoine is no longer involved. That was originally called Three Guns at Dawn. It has now become something different and is being reconfigured. It’s now an AI project." 031
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It'll get you where you're going, as long as that's the middle of a golf course pond. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm sad I missed that. Indian Flavor Express has some decent Indo-Chinese dishes, but it looks like they simplified the menu when they moved to their current location. I hope they still offer Manchow soup seasonally. 040
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The John Darnielle/Wil Wheaton convergence is complete. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A stadium for people who want the safety and reliability of a Cybertruck and the coziness of a supermax prison. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I just figured out who Caitlin Clark reminds me of: Alexia Putellas. Another great player who also happens to be one of the most shameless floppers to ever do it. 000
Reposted by @softputsch.bsky.socialYour Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.” 105157613496
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Recurring fear that the Top Chef season 2 cast is sitting in judgment every time I cook something. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The politics of manners in film reviewing. A reviewer stops being a reviewer if it's someone the director has praised? Emily Wilson has made people insane. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Imagine my surprise when I found out America hadn't had a king since Martin Luther. 020
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think the real reason that Emily Wilson review made people so touchy is that it was a superior piece of criticism and they couldn't just dismiss it as contrarianism so they went with elitism instead. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Probably the most realistic depiction I've ever seen of how a Noel would act on a date if they'd been hit by the same car twice and had their dick turned into burger by The Device. 040
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Alamo is going to add mandatory hydration breaks. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026On no, I can't stop thinking about it. CC trying to leave Stokes lonely at the bar of justice. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Neither here nor there but I don't think I'll ever be able to read "hoopheads" without imagining Al Swearengen saying "hoopleheads" while waving around a shot of breakfast whisky. 110
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Well, I never would've predicted the Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs guy would get me to think about him twenty-five years later and here we are. 020
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026How can their handwritten apology letters be sincere if they believe this? 0602
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Absolutely fascinated by the discrepancies between the Azzi Fudd rankings. 120
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Congratulations to Leo Messi for equaling and surpassing Marta's World Cup goalscoring record. 020
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Seems true to my experience as a casual fan. People who watch the games talk about A'ja and Paige (and now Olivia) more than her. Reminds me a bit of Trinity in woso. I guess I'm a little surprised Marine is so far back. 140
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"Lalas is a major fan of the hair metal band Ratt.[39][40]" Even dudes who love hair metal aren't major fans of Ratt. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Sweet potatoes (fine once a year; shouldn't be a replacement for fries or stupidly added to vegetarian options), kale (raw, as the leafy green in sandwiches and salads), and canned tuna (reminds me of the horrible gas station sandwiches I had to eat as a kid). 160
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'm subscribed to three different streaming services that show WNBA games, but none of them are showing Lynx-Wings. lol fuck off 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Michael Clayton, Munich, Portrait of a Lady on Fire. 110
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"I just wanted a glass of water." Just thinking about Zahn McClarnon as Hanzee Dent. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I never noticed either. I just didn't want to think about them at all. 000
