softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't tell if this implies that Swan Boy is a picky eater or that the chef, while he'll always procure a Baja Blast for a friend of Carrabba's, won't let you wash down his delicious spaghetti with it. 020
Reposted by @softputsch.bsky.socialCritical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mark David (FL-16) Ind. 🔥 16817
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sebastian is coming up with crueler and crueler ways to kill. Rona is going to be begging for the chair before this is over. 0252
Reposted by @softputsch.bsky.socialGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026Everyday. Everyday one of these planes turns around, and we rarely ever figure out why. ICE doesn’t think it owes taxpayers or even the people onboard an explanation. 131417460
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I suspect there is a large crossover between people who are really into Mr. Bean and people who are really into Elizabeth Holmes. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It'll get you where you're going, as long as that's the middle of a golf course pond. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The John Darnielle/Wil Wheaton convergence is complete. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A stadium for people who want the safety and reliability of a Cybertruck and the coziness of a supermax prison. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I just figured out who Caitlin Clark reminds me of: Alexia Putellas. Another great player who also happens to be one of the most shameless floppers to ever do it. 000
Reposted by @softputsch.bsky.socialYour Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.” 105157613496
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Recurring fear that the Top Chef season 2 cast is sitting in judgment every time I cook something. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The politics of manners in film reviewing. A reviewer stops being a reviewer if it's someone the director has praised? Emily Wilson has made people insane. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think the real reason that Emily Wilson review made people so touchy is that it was a superior piece of criticism and they couldn't just dismiss it as contrarianism so they went with elitism instead. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Alamo is going to add mandatory hydration breaks. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Well, I never would've predicted the Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs guy would get me to think about him twenty-five years later and here we are. 020
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Congratulations to Leo Messi for equaling and surpassing Marta's World Cup goalscoring record. 020
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'm subscribed to three different streaming services that show WNBA games, but none of them are showing Lynx-Wings. lol fuck off 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Michael Clayton, Munich, Portrait of a Lady on Fire. 110
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Seeing the TV on the cart always reminds me of the Challenger disaster first, but with the VCR: Return to Oz. 001
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026They're still mad she pegged them so accurately. It makes sense they're getting more attention for a podcast than working in the medium they're most known for. Definitely in the Kevin Smith category of alternative rock rather than the Hal Hartley. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Salt & Straw made the best ice cream I've ever had: Wildflower Honey with Ricotta Walnut Lace Cookies 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The Patriots losing and the Vikings taking a stray? Beautiful. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 03/02/2026One of the most obvious signs that someone procures for sexual predators is diminishing eyebrows 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026"The Secret Agent" (Evgenia Alexandrova) should be here, but I guess they felt they met their quota for the year. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026This category is a bit of a disaster. No Daniel Lopatin ("Marty Supreme"), Daniel Blumberg ("The Testament of Ann Lee"), or Rob Mazurek ("The Mastermind"). 020
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Woody Allen after his failed audition to be in Elvis Presley's Memphis Mafia. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Screenshotting twitter bullshit for love of the game--Parker lives for this. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025When Carol Sturka drugged and tortured her love interest for keeping secrets and containing too many identities, lesbian twitter felt that. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If Trump had seen this twelve years ago, the world might be a very different place. 100
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Real patriots start lactating turkey gravy 7-10 days prior to Thanksgiving. 130
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 16/11/2025That didn't take long. Critics have already started with the if-only-Carol-were-more-likeable Pluribus takes. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025She always looks like she's auditioning for the Anna Paquin role in Hurlyburly. 010
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"Can bulls be critters?" is going to tear families apart. 1312
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 02/11/2025We're gonna get some great inside shots of Trump's new ballroom soon. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Tara Reade guy and Kamala guy are fighting. I hope "Trump Will Never be President" guy weighs in. 000
softputsch.bsky.social @softputsch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025MY TOP 10 LEAST EMBARRASSING MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS: 10) 9) 8) 7) 6) 5) 4) 3) 2) 1) 000
