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Gaby Baby

@softmaurice.bsky.social
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Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I find that whenever a coworker comes to ask me a work related question and begins instead with, "ohh, are you ok?" that's usually a sign that I am doing great
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fittingly red
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
aw hell no
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DJ Mikey Saxx is banned from Chill Pioneer
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Core tenets of the format include: - Siege Rhino and Ensoul Artifact are tier 1 decks. If they're not, cards get banned till they are - Greasefang is legal but Parhelion II is banned - Mayhem devil is banned. We can have a conversation about Cat/Oven - If you cast "boomerang basics" you get popped
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pleased to announce the establishment of Chill Pioneer, a new Magic: the Gathering format of my creation. It's like Pioneer, but everything is chill. Cub and phoenix are banned
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do u feel like the full show gives more dimension to f*t m**se guy or is he basically how he is in the clips
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somewhere deep in this is a joke about Suits clips on YouTube shorts that I think is pretty funny. But I’m not giving you the timestamp, so you have to watch all of this. Shoutouts to @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com @andy.luckypaper.co @janemckinney.bsky.social @nyc-mtg.com
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Cube for a Cause 2026: Obscura — Collapse
YouTube video by Lucky Paper
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bari Weiss seeing this
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Will Smith's Crying Dad Scene from Fresh Prince
Alt: Will Smith's Crying Dad Scene from Fresh Prince
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fully missed a question my father in law asked me because “the cup” by Dave Blunts was playing in my head
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is Chumlee up to these days
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this a fucking dagger which I see before me?
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A dictatorship of the dumbest, weirdest people you could possibly imagine
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fat bear week winner is a nepo baby, meritocracy is dead
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TINY
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting tired of people using "wary" and "weary" interchangeably. Tempted to start walking around with a spray bottle full of vinegar to set people straight
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The unbelievable power of telling your friends you love them all the time
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fucking love torche
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beginning to fear that people will never stop emailing me
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anybody who purchases Malden salt is an absolute sucker who got thoroughly tricked by Big Salt. I can say this because I am one of them
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What did you just do WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
INSIDE OF ME THERE ARE TWO GABES. ONE OF THEM IS LIKE YESSSSSSS :) THE OTHER IS LIKE YESSSSSSSSS >:)
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just googled this. Jesus Christ
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bebop and Rocksteady
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even more than Absorbing Man? You're not even gonna wait to pick a winner until we know what Spock does?????
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn dog, even over Cool but Rude???
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have made the difficult decision to boycott the music of Ed Sheeran
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he looks so happy
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't believe this absolute chump gets to do this. Meritocracy is a lie
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Malala in the Eagles gear is crazy
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So fire
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is so weak sauce bro. Stand behind your post!
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The prevarication of people like Talarico on this issue is frustrating not just on the face of the treatment of a marginalized class as a political poker chip, but also because it raises a pressing concern: if you can’t be courageous about this, what *can* you be courageous about?
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It seems to me that democrats running for federal office are largely so afraid of what might happen if they *did* make a forceful case for trans kids playing organized sports or getting gender-affirming care that they aren’t even willing to try. That cowardice feels endemic around the party.
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think one of my problems with the argument that Dems must capitulate to right wing rhetoric about trans kids playing sports or getting gender-affirming procedures is that it’s all based on a hypothesis about what works and what doesn’t that has never been seriously tested by a candidate.
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I find my readings in my Urban Studies coursework to largely be quite interesting but sometimes I will read some shit like "the concept-city is decaying." and i will be mad because what the fuck does that mean
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s just so fun to say!
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Borat Voice My Wife
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am a wife guy now
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
MLD boros ajani
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rats. Cioppino on my jeans.
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pablo Torre popping bottles rn
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The best smashing pumpkins song is Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lotta mfs in these replies taking the easy way out when only one of the cards in this pack MAKES TARMOGOYFS
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I need to stop listening to basketball podcasts so I can listen to more really sick indie rock music
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think the sixers look very good this coming season. LeBron signing is obviously a slam dunk. The basketball intelligentsia swung the pendulum too far on Jaylen brown, that’s a good pickup. But you are on quaaludes if you think they’re making it past the second round this year. Not a chance.
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You might have done better had your supportive parents not been arrested
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com Obscura may be over… but Collapse is just beginning. The secret is OUT The embargo is LIFTED The list is PUBLIC Thank you to everybody who drafted it this weekend. If you haven’t yet… you’re next! cubecobra.com/cube/list/Co...
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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Life is really good. It is beautiful
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