Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I find that whenever a coworker comes to ask me a work related question and begins instead with, "ohh, are you ok?" that's usually a sign that I am doing great 030
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Core tenets of the format include: - Siege Rhino and Ensoul Artifact are tier 1 decks. If they're not, cards get banned till they are - Greasefang is legal but Parhelion II is banned - Mayhem devil is banned. We can have a conversation about Cat/Oven - If you cast "boomerang basics" you get popped 130
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pleased to announce the establishment of Chill Pioneer, a new Magic: the Gathering format of my creation. It's like Pioneer, but everything is chill. Cub and phoenix are banned 140
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do u feel like the full show gives more dimension to f*t m**se guy or is he basically how he is in the clips 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Somewhere deep in this is a joke about Suits clips on YouTube shorts that I think is pretty funny. But I’m not giving you the timestamp, so you have to watch all of this. Shoutouts to @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com @andy.luckypaper.co @janemckinney.bsky.social @nyc-mtg.comyoutu.beCube for a Cause 2026: Obscura — CollapseYouTube video by Lucky Paper 183
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bari Weiss seeing thisstatic.klipy.comWill Smith's Crying Dad Scene from Fresh PrinceAlt: Will Smith's Crying Dad Scene from Fresh Prince 010
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fully missed a question my father in law asked me because “the cup” by Dave Blunts was playing in my head 001
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A dictatorship of the dumbest, weirdest people you could possibly imagine 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fat bear week winner is a nepo baby, meritocracy is dead 010
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting tired of people using "wary" and "weary" interchangeably. Tempted to start walking around with a spray bottle full of vinegar to set people straight 030
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The unbelievable power of telling your friends you love them all the time 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Beginning to fear that people will never stop emailing me 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anybody who purchases Malden salt is an absolute sucker who got thoroughly tricked by Big Salt. I can say this because I am one of them 010
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What did you just do WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO 100
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026INSIDE OF ME THERE ARE TWO GABES. ONE OF THEM IS LIKE YESSSSSSS :) THE OTHER IS LIKE YESSSSSSSSS >:) 110
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Even more than Absorbing Man? You're not even gonna wait to pick a winner until we know what Spock does????? 140
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have made the difficult decision to boycott the music of Ed Sheeran 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can't believe this absolute chump gets to do this. Meritocracy is a lie 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is so weak sauce bro. Stand behind your post! 0130
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The prevarication of people like Talarico on this issue is frustrating not just on the face of the treatment of a marginalized class as a political poker chip, but also because it raises a pressing concern: if you can’t be courageous about this, what *can* you be courageous about? 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It seems to me that democrats running for federal office are largely so afraid of what might happen if they *did* make a forceful case for trans kids playing organized sports or getting gender-affirming care that they aren’t even willing to try. That cowardice feels endemic around the party. 120
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think one of my problems with the argument that Dems must capitulate to right wing rhetoric about trans kids playing sports or getting gender-affirming procedures is that it’s all based on a hypothesis about what works and what doesn’t that has never been seriously tested by a candidate. 100
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I find my readings in my Urban Studies coursework to largely be quite interesting but sometimes I will read some shit like "the concept-city is decaying." and i will be mad because what the fuck does that mean 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The best smashing pumpkins song is Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lotta mfs in these replies taking the easy way out when only one of the cards in this pack MAKES TARMOGOYFS 020
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I need to stop listening to basketball podcasts so I can listen to more really sick indie rock music 020
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I think the sixers look very good this coming season. LeBron signing is obviously a slam dunk. The basketball intelligentsia swung the pendulum too far on Jaylen brown, that’s a good pickup. But you are on quaaludes if you think they’re making it past the second round this year. Not a chance. 000
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You might have done better had your supportive parents not been arrested 040
Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com Obscura may be over… but Collapse is just beginning. The secret is OUT The embargo is LIFTED The list is PUBLIC Thank you to everybody who drafted it this weekend. If you haven’t yet… you’re next! cubecobra.com/cube/list/Co...cubecobra.com 0153