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Fat bear week winner is a nepo baby, meritocracy is dead

Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting tired of people using "wary" and "weary" interchangeably. Tempted to start walking around with a spray bottle full of vinegar to set people straight

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The unbelievable power of telling your friends you love them all the time

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Beginning to fear that people will never stop emailing me

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anybody who purchases Malden salt is an absolute sucker who got thoroughly tricked by Big Salt. I can say this because I am one of them

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have made the difficult decision to boycott the music of Ed Sheeran

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I can't believe this absolute chump gets to do this. Meritocracy is a lie

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Malala in the Eagles gear is crazy

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think one of my problems with the argument that Dems must capitulate to right wing rhetoric about trans kids playing sports or getting gender-affirming procedures is that it’s all based on a hypothesis about what works and what doesn’t that has never been seriously tested by a candidate.

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I find my readings in my Urban Studies coursework to largely be quite interesting but sometimes I will read some shit like "the concept-city is decaying." and i will be mad because what the fuck does that mean

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Rats. Cioppino on my jeans.

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Pablo Torre popping bottles rn

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The best smashing pumpkins song is Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I need to stop listening to basketball podcasts so I can listen to more really sick indie rock music

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think the sixers look very good this coming season. LeBron signing is obviously a slam dunk. The basketball intelligentsia swung the pendulum too far on Jaylen brown, that’s a good pickup. But you are on quaaludes if you think they’re making it past the second round this year. Not a chance.

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com Obscura may be over… but Collapse is just beginning. The secret is OUT The embargo is LIFTED The list is PUBLIC Thank you to everybody who drafted it this weekend. If you haven’t yet… you’re next! cubecobra.com/cube/list/Co...

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Life is really good. It is beautiful

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hopping on the @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com stream to cover the inaugural draft of my new cube Collapse! We’ll be talkin draft, migrant rights, and cracking the dumbest jokes imaginable till 2 or so. Tune in! www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg

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Cube for a Cause: Obscura — Day One | Streaming magic: the gathering.

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

17 Days Until Gabe Becomes A Wife Guy

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

When I am president I’ll end the epidemic of chipotle burritos with poor structural integrity by making them a little bit smaller

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Summer is only good because of tomato season

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You, without a hint of awareness of your own fetish for self-flagellation: "Gabe, what were your thoughts on Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey?"

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

To a fucked up guy like me, heavy metal music is very good

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Haley Stevens be like “THIS L COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS”

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Every time I get on a subway car I play a fun game called “who is the reason this subway car reeks of weed”

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is great reporting. Me, I'm always wondering what the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond thinks about how the 25th anniversary of 9/11 should go

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Imagine a world where Krillin is grillin

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If I were in Hereditary I'd be like "King Paimon? More like King Pay Me $30"

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I cannot wait to watch the New York Knicks play basketball again. Tired of waiting

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Every time a podcaster describes Anfernee Simons as a good player on a contending team one of my hairs goes grey

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The notion that the Democratic Party is being "hijacked" by democratic socialists presupposes that the Clintonite impulses toward moderation and triangulation are the party's rightful ideological legacy. It is false and dangerous to assume this.

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I do not think he can do it. The country is simply too large

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Thinking, as I often do, of Richard Chowenhill’s phenomenal, once-in-a-decade guitar solo on the song “Bodhidarma” from The Spiritual Sound, the instant classic record by the American black metal band Agriculture

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Everybody who is at this Williamsburg bar for SpongeBob SquarePants is a huge dork except for me

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I brought two whole carrots to the office world cup viewing sesh to snack on and ppl are mostly being really cool about it

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This dude is like the Michael Jordan of not knowing about shit. You almost have to respect the hustle

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Free million dollar idea for anybody who wants it: find a way to pre-crumble goat cheese. I love some goat cheese in a salad but I HATE breaking up the cylinder of goat cheese to try and disperse everything correctly. I am willing to assent to (more) environmental devastation to make this happen

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP Lindsey Graham. He would have loved the cube I’m cooking up for @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com next month. Now he’ll never get to draft it 😔

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

“Yes I drank the Gatorade. What of it.”

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Next person who asks me to hop on a call real quick is getting choke slammed

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just saw my good friend Mitch McConnell. He and I played a best of three match of pauper together. He was on Mono B Sacrifice and I was on RG Ponza. His deck was for sure better than mine but I drew the nuts in games 1 and 2 and 2-0’ed that fucker in 15 minutes. Then he called me a slur #mtgpauper

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Learning that politics accounts posting about sports is one of the things I dislike the most

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It should be illegal for any entity other than a municipal fire department to purchase fireworks. I believe this with my whole heart

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Saw a Man holding a folding chair in one hand and a box of Eggo Waffles in the other. Where is he off to…

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

One of the reasons that I have come to prefer cube to edh is that cube doesn’t have ban discourse. There’s no ban list, there’s no committee. It’s just my homie who built the cube. And if there’s something in the cube I don’t like, I can just bully my homie

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Gaby Baby @softmaurice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Always a good sign when your subway train conductor tells you “this train is not going to Brooklyn” as you pull into Franklin Avenue — Medgar Evers College

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