FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Look at my Guinness, BlueSky. Isn't it beautiful? Happy Christmas to you all. 911114
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/12/2025🎶 It was a strawberry bidet The kind you find in the homeware store 931374
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/04/2025And for my third wish I asked for 3 more wishes but the genie was like 'you can't wish for that' and then I was all 'no, you said I couldn't ask for infinite wishes' and he was like 'damn, I need to tighten up' so I wished I was a little bit taller, a baller and then...yep...3 more wishes. 210823
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 25/12/2024You there! Boy! Have you any spare AA batteries? 444390
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 21/11/2024ME: [dressed as a broccoli] One golf please. 422127251