chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The sexual tension between me and my hairdresser is insane 002
Reposted by chrismimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/10/2025no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be 2857272590
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The way this got me looking up discontinued Le Crueset colors and now I'm convinced I need a kiwi 5qt braiser 010
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The way I thought this was a Logan Kowalsky piece at first 030
Reposted by chrisgian @ummgian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026you know when you dislike something and someone else also does but they dislike it for the wrong reasons? 1133
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The Doctor can either be young (10, 11, 13) or cool (9, 12) but trying to do both (14) results in a character that just doesn't feel like the Doctor. I suggest Tilda Swinton. 020
Reposted by chrisChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 10/06/2026Europeans when they're in Europe: "the United States is disgusting! Gross! Ew!" Europeans when they visit the United States: *happy crying and having a religious experience in a Church's Chicken* 1898
Reposted by chrisWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Spyro A Realm Beyond announced - coming Spring 2027 7943471686
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026These nachos have been reheated so much they're charcoal. 120
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The writing is on the wall for Graham Platner's campaign but that won't stop him because he can't read. 010
Reposted by chrisPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket. 207143073857
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The shark jump of "Surprise! There's a whole afterlife that beloved dead characters inhabit and it's unique and weird!" is genuinely one of the worst plot devices that you can use for a longstanding series mein gott 020
Reposted by chrisplease be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026it's so thrilling two first-time directors with original ideas beat grogu to death with hammers. you can't send a clearer message to hollyweird 0116
Reposted by chrisWuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Can food mascots say faggot Hamburglar Yes Wendy Yes Colonel Sanders NO Big Boy Only w/ his gay friends Little Caesar Yes (says it twice) Chester Cheeto shouldn’t but gay guys don’t care bc they want him to hit Taco Bell dog No but does & also says the n word :( 1820210
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026static.klipy.comTokyo Toni Interview on Red CarpetALT: Tokyo Toni Interview on Red Carpet 010
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Asking you for another package of Biscoff and some ginger ale. 020
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I've found it a LOT less spooky than the first one, almost disappointingly so. 020
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Cities west of the Mississippi aint got not business being that large 010
Reposted by chrisJazzafrazz @jazzafrazz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Just a Vanillaware art appreciation post 0193
chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut insticts only The Golden Girls AHS: Coven The Haunting of Bly Manor Schmigadoon! Mushishi Futurama Midnight Mass Archer (non-coma seasons) Batman: the Animated Series RuPaul's Drag Race Paranoia Agent The Good Place American Dad Madoka Magica Queer as Folk (US) 010
Reposted by chrisPatrick @patricknjames.bsky.social · 25/04/2026It's Miss Rhode Island Daymedia.tenor.coma woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on itALT: a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on it 082