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chris

@sodomite.bsky.social
85 followers 64 following 127 posts

bearer of the word "faggot", nerd shit enjoyer, voted most likely to die under mysterious circumstances what I lack in personality I make up for in perspiracity

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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait the orc makeout is kinda 🫦
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Post LARP Armor and then disappear for another month
Sodomite wearing armor featuring a gold gorgeous, gold pauldron and gauntlet, and gold greaves over a black tank top and red paneled skirt. A side split reveals his thigh.Sodomite wearing armor featuring a gold gorgeous, gold pauldron and gauntlet, and gold greaves over a black tank top and red paneled skirt. A side split reveals his thigh.Sodomite wearing armor featuring a gold gorgeous, gold pauldron and gauntlet, and gold greaves over a black tank top and red paneled skirt. A side split reveals his thigh.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You need to be institutionalized.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The sexual tension between me and my hairdresser is insane
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh my god, is she still on it?
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
she's going hunting
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pineapple and Feta is my go to pizza topping
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Smart Hate was never a bad picture
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The way this got me looking up discontinued Le Crueset colors and now I'm convinced I need a kiwi 5qt braiser
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I am so sorry. You're in my prayers.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The property brothers maybe
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Buddy
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bigeye Thresher, I know a gossipy gal when I see one!
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The way I thought this was a Logan Kowalsky piece at first
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Graham Platner campaign is dead in the water omfg
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
you know when you dislike something and someone else also does but they dislike it for the wrong reasons?
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Doctor can either be young (10, 11, 13) or cool (9, 12) but trying to do both (14) results in a character that just doesn't feel like the Doctor. I suggest Tilda Swinton.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 10/06/2026
Europeans when they're in Europe: "the United States is disgusting! Gross! Ew!" Europeans when they visit the United States: *happy crying and having a religious experience in a Church's Chicken*
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Spyro A Realm Beyond announced - coming Spring 2027
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
These nachos have been reheated so much they're charcoal.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The writing is on the wall for Graham Platner's campaign but that won't stop him because he can't read.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
fierce is fierce hunni
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"No yard privileges" Oh Mao you were right
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The shark jump of "Surprise! There's a whole afterlife that beloved dead characters inhabit and it's unique and weird!" is genuinely one of the worst plot devices that you can use for a longstanding series mein gott
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
God of War: Shadowlands
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it's so thrilling two first-time directors with original ideas beat grogu to death with hammers. you can't send a clearer message to hollyweird
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Klaus that was chilling
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Can food mascots say faggot Hamburglar Yes Wendy Yes Colonel Sanders NO Big Boy Only w/ his gay friends Little Caesar Yes (says it twice) Chester Cheeto shouldn’t but gay guys don’t care bc they want him to hit Taco Bell dog No but does & also says the n word :(
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Switch up the piercings make him feel like he's cheating
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Purrrrrr king
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The goth kids from South Park always make me giggle
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I get my banh mi and plum soda at the mall, I'm happy
A plum soda and a banh mi sandwich cut in half on a table.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Tokyo Toni Interview on Red Carpet
ALT: Tokyo Toni Interview on Red Carpet
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How I'm feeling now 💪 #thong #cub
Flexing in a car with no shirtFlexing in a bathroom in a yellow thongFlexing in a bathroom in a yellow thong
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Asking you for another package of Biscoff and some ginger ale.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I've found it a LOT less spooky than the first one, almost disappointingly so.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cities west of the Mississippi aint got not business being that large
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Congrats sister
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Jazzafrazz @jazzafrazz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Just a Vanillaware art appreciation post
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh taste
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut insticts only The Golden Girls AHS: Coven The Haunting of Bly Manor Schmigadoon! Mushishi Futurama Midnight Mass Archer (non-coma seasons) Batman: the Animated Series RuPaul's Drag Race Paranoia Agent The Good Place American Dad Madoka Magica Queer as Folk (US)
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#witchhatatelier
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Me when I don't go:
Kim Petras with a square jaw
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Do it to him.
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This and a blunt
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Patrick @patricknjames.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's Miss Rhode Island Day
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a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on it
ALT: a woman is holding a microphone and wearing a sash that says ' rhol ' on it
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chris @sodomite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hi little gay people on this website
A gay guy wearing a tank top.
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